Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 25)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 25 of 54

1. The phones are dead.

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2. Try a different door.

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3. What do we do?

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4. We don't normally download films illegally. Because we're honest, hardworking people.

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5. But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.

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6. My dad spent the night at our place last night. My parents have been fighting for weeks and... it kinda sucks. Jim's been great. But I'm gonna need to buy my dad a robe.

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7. He's not saying what he needs to say.

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8. Yeah.

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9. Hi dad. Yeah Jim has shaving cream, check our bathroom.

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10. So he doesn't share it with his daughter but he shares it with his daughter's fiance?

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11. Hey.

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12. Um, did my dad say anything about my mom?

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13. [sighs]

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14. I dunno. I mean, maybe he'll talk to you about some of this stuff 'cause he can't really talk to me about it.

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15. You're good to talk to.

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16. What? Oh...

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17. Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Oh, hey Mom. No, what did Dad say?

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18. What did you say to my dad?

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19. After you talked, he called my mom and said he was gonna look for an apartment.

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20. What could Jim have said to make my dad want to leave my mom? And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?

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21. Well I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. He's supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses.

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22. Well, ya know, Michael is a great delegator. He never does any work himself. Ever. And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle!

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23. Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Uh, I'm sorry, Michael's not here right now can I take a message? Great. I will. Thanks.

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24. I think he meant personal day.

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25. Phyllis there's a package for you.

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26. Hey Dad. No I know, Mom told me. Ok. Yeah I'll see ya then.

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27. Yeah. He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room, and about how, you've never doubted for a second that I'm the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. I guess he's never felt that with my mom, even at their best.

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28. Yeah.

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29. When you're a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that. I guess it also means that sometimes love affairs look different to the people inside them.

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30. Michael! It's really good to see you.

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31. What?

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32. Ugh.

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33. Good morning.

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34. He brought a sled.

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35. Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks.

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36. Separate rooms.

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37. I'm going to say it anyway.

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38. This is a new cardigan.

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39. No.

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40. Can I turn on the radio?

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41. But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.

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42. That's dangerous.

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43. That's okay I can... I'm fine. I'll just play a song in my head.

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44. No, that was a long time ago.

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45. No, I'm not even wearing that much.

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46. I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. But Karen knows me, and she still hates me, so...

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47. Okay, uh, point at the Dunder Mifflin.

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48. Stop it, please.

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49. Please cut it out.

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50. Michael!

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51. No it's not.

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52. So when are you due?

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53. Wow, that is wonderful, congratulations.

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54. Oh, he's cute.

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55. What is happening there?

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56. It's really sweet.

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57. Uh, they're good. Uh, Jim's good. We're engaged.

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58. Thank you.

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59. I like her.

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60. I'm serious. Um, I'm really glad I came.

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61. Because, um, cause I'll never wonder ever again. If I did something wrong and... Now I have closure. She's happy and, I don't know, it feels good.

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62. Are you asleep?

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63. No, remind me.

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64. Perfect boobs, of course I remember Holly.

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65. Okay, lets go.

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66. Yeah, screw 'em. Let's do this.

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67. We're engaged.

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68. Oh, wow, thank you!

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69. ... Okay, let's go.

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70. So, detour. We're now adding Nashua to the Lecture Circuit so Michael can confront Holly and get some closure. Nashua actually sounded very excited on the phone. I don't think they get a lot of visitors. Because their office is only accessible by cross-country skis. Hey-oh! I've been driving too long.

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71. Okay, a little bit more closer to the sign. Yeah.

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72. You look good.

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73. I'm so sorry, Michael.

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74. She's not doing it to hurt you.

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75. Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but-

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76. You know, when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she'll realize what she's missing.

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77. Yeah, maybe.

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78. Maybe. One step at a time.

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79. You can do this.

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80. Oh, God.

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81. Michael, get off the floor!

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82. No, no, no, you have to do it-

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83. That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. Sales is like a box a chocolates, you never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump.

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84. Blazer. Freckles. Penguin. K.D. Lang. Holly's boyfriend. These mnemonic devices help to make a connection, and then, also to help you memorize names. I have a chainsaw! Cutting down the competition.

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85. Don't look up. Don't look up.

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86. No.

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87. What?

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88. Oh, Michael...

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89. You did what?

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90. She never sent it to you?

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91. No.

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92. No, under no circumstances can you read that letter. It's a violation of her trust.

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93. Because, she didn't send it to you!

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94. I could read it.

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95. Yeah, I could read it.

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96. Go get your laptop.

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97. What? I'm not in love with her.

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98. It's deleted.

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99. She still has feelings for you.

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100. I can't tell you specifically, but... it's not over.

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