Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 24)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Why aren't you as mad or interested in this as me?

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2. Are you inching away from me?

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3. Reach your arms out.

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4. What do you need, Michael?

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5. Please hug and kiss me, no matter how hard I struggle. I'm too shy to tell you that I love you.'

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6. Thank you.

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7. I know, can you believe it?

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8. I guess that's why we have a temp, huh?

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9. How would wiping it with a paper towel make it worse?

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10. You've seen things cleaned before though, right?

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11. I don't know anything about that.

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12. Here?

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13. Sure.

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14. What are we doing at your parent's house?

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15. I don't get it.

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16. I love it.

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17. Yeah, I love it!

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18. I mean, you bought me a house!

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19. You bought me a house!

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20. Um, do we have to sleep in your parent's bedroom?

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21. And the clown?

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22. New chairs?

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23. Yes, Michael, new chairs. These chairs are terrible. We were supposed to get new ones last year.

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24. Good? Yeah, he said good, I'm good...

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25. Oscar, no. This is not the time for one of your principled stands.

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26. Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are.

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27. Michael?

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28. I've talked to Meredith, Stanley and Jim about the chairs. I know they're with me on this.

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29. What? Jim.

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30. Hey.

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31. So um, I've been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing...

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32. I really think you should reconsider.

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33. Yeah, I know.

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34. But I really think you should reconsider.

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35. Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I'm not threatening you. I love you. But you should know, you're on very dangerous ground. All right.

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36. Remember, you were gonna get a new chair, and you were gonna give your old chair to me. Remember that?

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37. Well that never happened.

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38. So, I guess that's how they're gonna play this. It is on. It is so on.

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39. Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair?

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40. Aww.

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41. That's cool. Mm, good stuff.

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42. Thank you.

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43. Michael?

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44. Hey!

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45. You got a second?

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46. Oh, good.

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47. Oh, that must've been so fun.

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48. Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?

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49. Yeah, is that a new tie?

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50. That is amazing!

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51. What?

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52. No.

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53. No way!

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54. Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.

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55. Yeah.

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56. Here's what I was thinking: everyone sits on a chair every day...

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57. But not everyone...

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58. Or even uses the copier every day.

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59. Yeah, right?

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60. ...That's it.

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61. All right, see you later...

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62. Hot tie guy.

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63. No, copier's great.

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64. Yeah. I have my copies.

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65. And I have my original.

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66. So suck it.

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67. There's that ass!

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68. Woo! Yeah. Aw, don't take it away!

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69. Did somebody call Hank?

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70. You can try mine.

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71. Yeah, know what?

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72. You can do that?

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73. You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?

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74. Or chairs?

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75. So what's it gonna be?

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76. Let me just say, you've been promising me this chair since the day you hired me.

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77. Hey.

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78. Thanks Michael.

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79. Yeah, I guess, since I won.

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80. I wish that you'd stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way.

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81. I know. If she wasn't an alcoholic before, she is now.

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82. I knew it.

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83. I knew some of it.

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84. It's Christmas.

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85. Thank you. I knew it.

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86. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. I'm sorry, he's not in yet. Would you like his voicemail?

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87. Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building, so the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.

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88. Quick announcement: new year, new candy.

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89. Okay, be careful, Kevin. They're kind of spicy.

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90. Yeah.

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91. So, maybe just try one at first, and then if it's okay, have a couple more...

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92. Angela, you have to put a stop to this right now.

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93. Of course you will.

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94. Oh my God!

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95. Have you seen her with her bangs?

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96. Kevin!

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97. Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access.

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98. No, because...

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99. Hillary swank.

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100. Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!

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