Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office | Page 23

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23616

I'm not frustrated. Even if I were in Scranton, Jim and I would have days like this. We're just... a little out of sync. You know, that's all. Oh, great. I washed my lipstick.

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23617

Hi.

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23701

Hi, this is Pam. Leave a message.

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23702

I figured I'd catch you walking to your car, but...

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23704

I'll leave a message.

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23706

I guess this is just one of those days. It'll get better.

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23708

I finished my laundry. Got all my socks. Nothing like that time that crazy guy pushed you.

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23710

And then, remember, we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer and dryer?

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23712

You're probably upset that I'm even at a Laundromat right now. But, don't worry, I'm being safe. And I'm headed home. I'm... headed to my dorm. Not home.

Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23714

Anyway, um... I miss you.

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Okay, thanks.

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23760

New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money. I thought about selling a kidney, but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate.

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Hey.

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23762

Of course, now Michael knows where to reach me 16 to 18 hours a week.

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Hey Michael.

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 23765

What can I do for you, Michael? I'm kinda busy.

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 24027

It is. Thanks again.

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 24029

And of course, if there's ever anything I can ever do for you...

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 24031

If I get you a slice of pizza, are we even?

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 24033

I know. And how long is CJ gonna spin this whole MS thing? How can Josh and Sam keep quiet?

Season 5 · Episode 4 · Line 24037

Every night, Jim and I watch an episode of The West Wing together on DVD. Um, he wanted to watch Battlestar Galactica and I wanted to watch Cranford... so we compromised. Next we're gonna watch Cranford.

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Hey.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24090

Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24092

So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.

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Hey!

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24136

How are you Tom. Nice to see you.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24138

I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch! Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, 'That Pam Beasly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best.'

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24140

Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say that before ceramics class, I took off my ring, and then when I changed back out of my smock, it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24141

So, not the ring then? The- the- Not doing the ring?

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Okay, okay.

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Oookay....

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24153

They came up with that idea really fast.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24154

Hey guys.

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Hi!

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Yup!

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24234

Cute.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24263

Miles Davis.

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Chet ...something.

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Dizzy Gillespie.

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I don't know if I'm gonna make any money with art.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24281

I mean it's a very competitive field. But I have a professor who says I have a lot of promise, and if I don't try now, I never will. So...

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24283

... Got you.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24287

For the record, I wanted go another direction. Which was way better.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24318

Okay. I lost my engagement ring in ceramics class. Left it in my smock. I had this whole thing where I go back to class, wrongly accuse another girl. Look I even used makeup to put a ring around my finger, you can hardly see it, it's very subtle.

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Thank you.

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24322

Oh. Hey how about at Thanksgiving we prank Tom about being bald?

Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24324

Hey, New York ain't free. Get back to work.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24541

It's the world's tiniest Bluetooth. I found it in a Japanese gadget store in the village. I got one for Jim, too. Jim, say something.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24543

We wanted to stay on the phone all day, but the company has a policy against eight-hour personal calls. So we're not telling anyone.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24545

I should go.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24548

I miss him.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24569

Don't give him Snoopy. That's mine.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24575

What was that?

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24581

Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24583

Good luck.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24600

I love you.

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Jim? Jim?

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24616

Maybe it's because you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24628

Ooh, cute shoes online.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24718

Na na na na na. Na na na na na na na.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24726

That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24755

That was weird.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24764

Have you ever had a conversation with Kelly where she didn't go on for 15 minutes without taking a breath?

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Did you do something to her?

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Well, something's off.

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Yes, I said you definitely should go, but you wanted to visit me instead.

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Right Dwight is loud.

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Hey, what are you doing here?

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24836

It's Alex.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24838

Oh, I love Chuck Close and his photo-realist paintings. But I have to work.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24841

OK.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24843

What's up?

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24846

Wow.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24848

Because they have a great design program, and I wanted to see if I was any good at it. And I wanted to work on my art, too.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24851

Jim's in Scranton.

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I'll see you tomorrow.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24855

Ask how he's doing since the breakup.

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Ask if there's anything you can do.

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Tell him you'd like to go with him.

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24885

I wonder what else Dwight's been right about....

Season 5 · Episode 6 · Line 24915

Can't believe this.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25035

I just talked to my advisor. Failing.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25037

I was, and then they switched to Acrobat just as I was learning Quark. I hate computers.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25039

I have to stay and retake it.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25041

That means another twelve weeks. Can you do this for another three months?

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25043

I know.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25045

Right.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25047

Yeah I'm fine. Um... my cell phone battery's low, so I have to let you go.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25049

Alright.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25051

Love you. Bye.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25053

I'm coming back the wrong way. It's not because of you. I don't like graphic design. That's it. Stop smiling. I really didn't like it. It's just designing logos and stuff.... and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home... and I know you said to come home the right way, but you can't tell me what to do. Got it?

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25232

I missed you too.

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Uh, yeah.

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I'm not going inside.

Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25238

Oh, come on! Do you see this? Disgusting.

Season 5 · Episode 8 · Line 25301

Yeah. Wait, what, the mess or the note?

Season 5 · Episode 8 · Line 25322

Don't you think the person who left the mess is the obnoxious one?

Season 5 · Episode 8 · Line 25325

Just because someone likes things clean, doesn't mean they're rich.

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When it comes down to it, it's a health issue. I should have written that.

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