Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 22)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 22 of 54

  1. So how much antigravity potion do you want?

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  2. Hi, can I help you?

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  3. Hey.

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  4. Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design.

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  5. Oh, thank you! I don't know why I doubted it, because I'm so clearly awesome!

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  6. I don't know, I didn't read it carefully, I just saw 'congratulations' and I skimmed the list, I saw my name, I came in here to tell you and get a snack.

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  7. So, you know it means I have to go to New York for three months...

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  8. Yeah, it sucks, but it'll be great.

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  9. Ohh...

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  10. I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. And down the road, if we have a family, I couldn't go then either. So, the timing's perfect... And that is the first time I've ever used the word 'perfect' in here!

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  11. Do you like it? It's a photo of everyone in the office. So you can take it to Costa Rica.

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  12. Well I was taking the picture.

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  13. Sure, do you have a camera here?

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  14. Okay...

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  15. Did you need me to take notes?

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  16. Okay.

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  17. Toby, why don't you open your present?

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  18. Michael...

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  19. So what is your gift?

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  20. What is it?

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  21. Your watch?

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  22. I just knew.

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  23. Is that the police?

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  24. Absolutely.

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  25. Wow. Look at our parking lot.

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  26. Is Jim gonna propose tonight? He is, isn't he? No, he's not... Is he?

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  27. Yay, Phyllis!

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  28. Song parody writer.

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  29. I like that one.

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  30. I like that one.

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  31. I'm gonna to miss Toby. He has a nice, calming presence in the office.

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  32. Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute.

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  33. Oh look, they're starting.

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  34. Oh, yeah, um...

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  35. Sure. Meredith, do you mind?

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  36. I don't know, I just, I really thought Jim was gonna propose tonight...

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  37. Thank you!

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  38. Hey.

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  39. Did you just buy that?

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  40. Ahh! I'm sorry, I didn't, I didn't see you come in.

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  41. Dwight. Michael will be out in a second.

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  42. Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not -- not close to 200...

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  43. Just, we'll just keep going.

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  44. Yes.

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  45. Yes.

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  46. I have everything.

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  47. Tomorrow I start a three-month design program at the Pratt Institute in New York. I will be a little fish in the big apple. What up, 212?

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  48. I should really get going.

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  49. I'm sure it was really lovely.

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  50. OK, bye.

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  51. No, Michael.

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  52. I'm in the wrong class...

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  53. Oh, no. I just--

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  54. I can see you!

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  55. This is so cool.

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  56. Lunch with a girl from my hall.

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  57. Ceramics class. Then dinner by myself. I'm gonna watch HGTV and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.

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  58. Can you put me down I'm getting a little nauseous?

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  59. The nerve.

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  60. They're on the supply shelf.

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  61. New York is so exciting. I love my classes. The city's awesome. Um, can you give me back to Jim now, please?

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  62. Hi. Mmm. 'Cause--

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  63. What?

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  64. Really, where?

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  65. Wow, was it the age difference?

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  66. Hey! Jim! Um, listen, can I call you back in a little bit? I made friends!

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  67. Nice.

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  68. Sorry.

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  69. You've already disappointed him so much. He can't be expecting a lot from you.

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  70. I... listen, umm, we're still good for this weekend, right?

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  71. No football games, recitals, karate tournaments.

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  72. OK.

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  73. Hey! This is not half-way! I did the math. I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would have been closer, so you have to buy lunch.

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  74. What are you doing?

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  75. Oh my God!

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  76. Oh my God!

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  77. Yes!

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  78. Well, I should go.

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  79. No, don't. I'm mad at them.

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  80. Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement.

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  81. What? Why not?

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  82. Come on, it won't be that bad.

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  83. Hi everyone!

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  84. Wow.

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  85. No, nothing. Nothing Michael! Just saying hi.

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  86. Sorry.

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  87. So you know Stacy, right?

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  88. There's no one from England, Jim. Katie studied in Ireland - this is Stacy, the one who does the Murakami-style collages.

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  89. So, Stacy and Eric get to Bogre's DeTech half an hour early so they don't have to sit on the slab.

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  90. Anyway, Bogre's TA Sarah Kaya comes in.

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  91. No, Sarah Kaya comes in. Don't interrupt, I have like thirty seconds to finish this and get to DigiPres.

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  92. So Sarah Kaya says to Eric, 'No way. You can't reserve seats.' And Stacy gets all up in her face and Sarah Kaya picks up Stacy's new PM pad and throws it at the light box.

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  93. Yes!

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  94. No, it's horrible! Jim, she might get arrested.

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  95. No, Stacy is a boy. Ugh. Frustrating. Why can't you just be in art class with me?

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  96. Oh, wait, I gotta go, class starting.

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  97. Hey you!

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  98. Not even. I'm doing laundry for the first time in like a month.

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  99. I can't hear anything, there's like, there's like machines going-

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  100. I can't hear anything!

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