Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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I've been warned.
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Nice job.
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I don't know, I kind of hate all our regular places right now. Oh, you know what, that one...
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I hate you.
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Oh, oh.
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How could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?
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I don't have anybody.
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No...
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Sorry.
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No, I don't, I...
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I just...
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Are you talking about Beverley?
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Because she's not a sex model. She's a tollbooth operator.
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What's wrong Michael?
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You do.
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We have peanut butter in the kitchen.
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No Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad.
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You can't, I locked the office from the inside when we left.
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There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, 'What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?' He said, 'If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.'
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I told you, I have the number that rings here. Do you want that number?
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Aw! That's great Toby.
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Toby, you're the best.
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Phyllis.
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I know how to throw a football.
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Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.
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I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like Scrambled Egg Saturday.
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That's the other Boleyn girl.
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Shh.
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Mmm?
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I'm supposed to turn the lock when I leave, it's part of my job.
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Michael we don't know what you're talking about...
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She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement.
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Um... yeah, I slept over at a, uh, friend's house and, I forgot my contact solution, so... I had to wear my backup glasses... Shut up.
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I don't have my contacts...
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Don't, don't--
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If you propose to me during a Michael meeting, I will say no.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, okay...
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I should probably get back to...
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Entering the....
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No. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Okay, go ahead.
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Hey, what happened? What did Ryan want?
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Because you're very important?
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What does that mean?
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I can't find my glasses.
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Okay, okay.
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What kind of stuff does Stanley say?
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Michael, I think that what Stanley did to you was rude. Maybe you should just get him aside and tell him that he was behaving badly.
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Hi everyone. My name is Pam, and I wear glasses.
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Thanks, Phyllis. Yours, too.
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Really?
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Huh. Maybe I will.
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What's it like without my glasses? Um, well, here, I'll show you. Unfocus your lens. A lot. I'm 20/400. You got it? Okay, I'm gonna spend the rest of the day like this. I can't see any of the things that would bother me on a normal day. I can't see anything disgusting, or ugly, or Michael... it's great.
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Hi, can I help you?
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Ryan!
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I've heard that.
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Okay.
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Yeah, if I could have seen what he just did, I think I would have gotten angry.
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I think you look nice.
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So many memories in this old gym. Pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball, pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. Those were the days!
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Um, that's all we brought.
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There's some filing, restocking the supply shelves. Replacing the water jug, which nobody likes to do. Um, we... uh, eat a lot of cake!
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Yeah, and uh, you basically learn how an office runs.
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This is Michael, my boss. Justin.
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He's nice and he seems interested.
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I only brought the one.
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Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, 'Are you sure Michael?' And you said 'Pam! Pam! Pam!' And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, 'Don't worry, it's just allergies.' Do you remember that?
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Okay. I'll go look for another one.
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My old art room. Oh, maybe it's still here! No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind.
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A piece of paper.
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Well I think they'll get the spirit of it.
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Are you serious?
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Okay.
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Just checking in, how's it going?
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I just drove twenty miles round-trip back to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had them fax it to me, I guess.
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Talk to you later?
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Excuse me.
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Beers? You closed it?
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Yes! Oh! Um, congratulations to you, sir.
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Well done.
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Hi.
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I was just wondering, what kind of jobs do you guys have?
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Yeah. Can I fill out an application?
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I can do that.
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I don't know any of those.
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New York or Philadelphia.
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All right. Cool, well... thanks.
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And uh, I'll look into those.
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New York or Philadelphia.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hey, is this Dwight?
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Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.
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Have you?
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Dwight?
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I'm confused...
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Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans' funeral?
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