Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 21)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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  1. I've been warned.

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  2. Nice job.

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  3. I don't know, I kind of hate all our regular places right now. Oh, you know what, that one...

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  4. I hate you.

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  5. Oh, oh.

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  6. How could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?

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  7. I don't have anybody.

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  8. No...

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  9. Sorry.

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  10. No, I don't, I...

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  11. I just...

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  12. Are you talking about Beverley?

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  13. Because she's not a sex model. She's a tollbooth operator.

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  14. What's wrong Michael?

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  15. You do.

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  16. We have peanut butter in the kitchen.

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  17. No Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad.

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  18. You can't, I locked the office from the inside when we left.

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  19. There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, 'What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?' He said, 'If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.'

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  20. I told you, I have the number that rings here. Do you want that number?

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  21. Aw! That's great Toby.

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  22. Toby, you're the best.

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  23. Phyllis.

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  24. I know how to throw a football.

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  25. Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.

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  26. I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like Scrambled Egg Saturday.

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  27. That's the other Boleyn girl.

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  28. Shh.

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  29. Mmm?

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  30. I'm supposed to turn the lock when I leave, it's part of my job.

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  31. Michael we don't know what you're talking about...

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  32. She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement.

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  33. Um... yeah, I slept over at a, uh, friend's house and, I forgot my contact solution, so... I had to wear my backup glasses... Shut up.

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  34. I don't have my contacts...

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  35. Don't, don't--

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  36. If you propose to me during a Michael meeting, I will say no.

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  37. Oh, thanks.

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  38. Oh, okay...

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  39. I should probably get back to...

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  40. Entering the....

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  41. No. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Okay, go ahead.

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  42. Hey, what happened? What did Ryan want?

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  43. Because you're very important?

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  44. What does that mean?

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  45. I can't find my glasses.

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  46. Okay, okay.

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  47. What kind of stuff does Stanley say?

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  48. Michael, I think that what Stanley did to you was rude. Maybe you should just get him aside and tell him that he was behaving badly.

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  49. Hi everyone. My name is Pam, and I wear glasses.

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  50. Thanks, Phyllis. Yours, too.

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  51. Really?

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  52. Huh. Maybe I will.

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  53. What's it like without my glasses? Um, well, here, I'll show you. Unfocus your lens. A lot. I'm 20/400. You got it? Okay, I'm gonna spend the rest of the day like this. I can't see any of the things that would bother me on a normal day. I can't see anything disgusting, or ugly, or Michael... it's great.

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  54. Hi, can I help you?

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  55. Ryan!

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  56. Yeah.

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  57. Okay.

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  58. I've heard that.

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  59. Okay.

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  60. Yeah, if I could have seen what he just did, I think I would have gotten angry.

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  61. I think you look nice.

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  62. So many memories in this old gym. Pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball, pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. Those were the days!

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  63. Um, that's all we brought.

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  64. There's some filing, restocking the supply shelves. Replacing the water jug, which nobody likes to do. Um, we... uh, eat a lot of cake!

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  65. Yeah, and uh, you basically learn how an office runs.

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  66. This is Michael, my boss. Justin.

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  67. He's nice and he seems interested.

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  68. I only brought the one.

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  69. Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, 'Are you sure Michael?' And you said 'Pam! Pam! Pam!' And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, 'Don't worry, it's just allergies.' Do you remember that?

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  70. Okay. I'll go look for another one.

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  71. My old art room. Oh, maybe it's still here! No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind.

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  72. A piece of paper.

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  73. Well I think they'll get the spirit of it.

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  74. Are you serious?

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  75. Okay.

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  76. Just checking in, how's it going?

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  77. I just drove twenty miles round-trip back to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had them fax it to me, I guess.

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  78. Talk to you later?

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  79. Excuse me.

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  80. Beers? You closed it?

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  81. Yes! Oh! Um, congratulations to you, sir.

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  82. Well done.

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  83. Hi.

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  84. I was just wondering, what kind of jobs do you guys have?

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  85. Yeah. Can I fill out an application?

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  86. I can do that.

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  87. I don't know any of those.

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  88. New York or Philadelphia.

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  89. All right. Cool, well... thanks.

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  90. And uh, I'll look into those.

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  91. New York or Philadelphia.

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  92. Okay.

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  93. Thanks.

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  94. Hi, nice to meet you.

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  95. Hey, is this Dwight?

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  96. Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.

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  97. Have you?

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  98. Dwight?

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  99. I'm confused...

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  100. Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans' funeral?

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