Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 20)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Oh, no.

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2. Yes, I have been working with you forever.

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3. I don't think so.

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4. Here's the thing. When Michael invents a hypothetical situation, he eventually turns it into an actual situation.

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5. I do.

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6. No.

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7. You're welcome. Open or closed?

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8. No.

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9. Yeah. Dwight, Michael wants to see you in his office.

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10. Michael has employed Dwight to track you down.

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11. Couple minutes, give or take.

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12. Every time Michael's in a meeting, he makes me come in and give him a Post-It note telling him who's on the phone. I did it once, and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is he doesn't get that many calls. So he has me make them up every 10 minutes.

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13. The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is 12.

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14. Hi, Kelly.

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15. I don't wanna guess.

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16. Jim. Can I see you for a second?

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17. Okay, it's not regulation size, but it'll do. You have to practice. You have to get real good and beat Darryl.

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18. Please? Kelly's trash talking me because Darryl is beating you.

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19. Sorta, yes.

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20. Okay.

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21. Hey, Kevin. Jim needs to see you.

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22. He needs help balancing some travel receipts.

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23. Yeah, no, he asked for you specifically. He's in the conference room.

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24. How's it going?

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25. Nice. So, should I reschedule the rematch with Darryl now?

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26. I'll make the call.

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27. Yes! Way to go. See that?

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28. You know what? I'm sick of this! Let's go, you and me!

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29. Let's go. Pick up a paddle.

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30. I am.

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31. In my sleep.

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32. O. P.

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33. What are you doing?

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34. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Jim, come on, we gotta get in there and practice. Okay? I'm not kidding!

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35. Now. Get good work done. Concentrate.

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36. On your backhand.

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37. We got you this.

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38. It's really nice.

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39. Uh-huh.

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40. So you have an office and a workspace?

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41. What a cute bench.

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42. Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn't have audio for a week.

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43. Oh I can help starting dinner if you need it.

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44. Three hours from now or three hours from earlier like 4:00?

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45. I don't care what they say, I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for... at a dinner party.

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46. Montana.

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47. Joe Montana!

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48. Why didn't you just say 49ers quarterback?

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49. Oh okay.

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50. Oh Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.

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51. You can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party.

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52. Oh, thank you.

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53. Is there more wine in the kitchen?

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54. No, yeah. What?

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55. Oh, are you joking?

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56. I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.

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57. Awesome.

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58. Like... like what?

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59. I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table wouldn't it be me? Michael's former lover?

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60. And now you guys are dating?

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61. Flooded.

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62. This is the best burger I've ever had, babe.

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63. Hmm?

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64. One night...

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65. Food!

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66. Not with your hands.

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67. Oh, my God, I thought I was gonna pass out.

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68. Mmm-mm. I'm probably just gonna stay here for a while, say I got lost.

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69. It was just a little...

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70. Where did you grow up?

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71. Wow, you did neighborhood watch?

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72. W.B. Jones is renovating their offices and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.

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73. Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today Jim.

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74. Nature.

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75. Some of us like the walk more than others.

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76. Did you pick a new chair? It's been awhile.

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77. But instead, you found something to distract you from ever picking out a chair.

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78. Michael started the process of selecting a new chair about three weeks ago. And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one. It's way better. It's one of these. I really want it.

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79. Her?

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80. The one in the really great mesh black high-back swivel chair?

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81. Or in a great chair.

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82. I definitely remember your dinner party.

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83. Actually, I put the catalog in your hands 'cause you have to pick out a new chair.

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84. No, he hasn't picked one yet.

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85. Who are you putting down?

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86. Who is it?

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87. Yeah, whatever. Give it to me. Give it to me.

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88. OK Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.

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89. No, I mean it. She's really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along.

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90. I'm setting Michael up with my land lady. She's really sweet and... whatever, I just can't take Michael like this.

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91. She's sweet and cute. I thought you'd get along.

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92. I know.

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93. Oh I don't care, I didn't really like that place that much anyway. I'll just move.

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94. Yeah, maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.

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95. No, I umm, well I'm not gonna, I'm, I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged.

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96. Hmm, I don't, know...

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97. Oh, right now?

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98. OK, so then, when?

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99. Oh, right, yeah.

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100. Ohh kay.

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