Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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Thank you. Eh. The Embassy Beets. Radishon!
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I don't know!
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Oh my gosh.
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What are the themes?
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Irrigation.
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What?
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Yeah. Coward.
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Oh my God. What century is this?
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Ugh, your turn.
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Michael. Morning. Hey Dwight, how are you?
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It's 'whom' when it's the object of a sentence, and 'who' when it's the subject.
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How did he use it again?
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What's up?
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You're being gross.
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What moves?
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I can't believe that's not working.
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Um, I don't know if I really see you two together.
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She's very religious.
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Okay, well she takes her convictions pretty seriously, she can be kind of severe.
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That's right, you did.
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Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.
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Michael.
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What's going on, why do you have a second job?
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Doesn't Jan have money?
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Man, Angela really had a hold on him. Angela.
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We wrote a good review. Under comments, we wrote, the natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedroom and makes you dream of simpler times.
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Table making never seemed so possible.
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The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm.
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We really did. It was fun.
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Dwight.
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Hey, I was thinking about dinner---
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.
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Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
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Thank you, Mose.
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Where'd he go?
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Mose, Angela hasn't been around here much lately, has she?
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Angela - she used to stay here sometimes?
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Okay, we're watching, Mose!
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I'm taking a computer animation class so I could try to do a logo.
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No talk, I'm animating.
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Are you serious?
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Oh my God, he's really in pain.
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Who's that?
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He looks a lot like you. How much time did you spend on that?
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Right... you're a sports writer in Philadelphia? Nice build too.
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You have a guitar slung on your back. I did not know you played guitar.
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No no no, I want to see more of Philly Jim. I want Philly Jim.
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Oh boy.
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Maybe, but it's not good enough for me yet.
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No no, you can go home. I'm good.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
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Thank you.
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I worked until about 2:45 AM. And then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael editing in his office, and Dwight watching Michael edit in his office, or drive home and probably fall asleep at the wheel and die in a fiery car wreck. I passed out on my keyboard trying to decide.
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Yes?
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Certainly. Okay, clear.
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Thanks.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I distribute so I get all the memos.
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Yeah, I get all the memos.
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How about Darryl?
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Oscar, did you bring it?
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Okay, well I have the tablecloth, don't forget the flatware.
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Oscar, Toby, and I are founding members of the Finer Things Club. We meet once a month to discuss books and art, celebrate culture in a very civilized way. Sometimes the debate can get heated, but we're always respectful. There is no paper, no plastic, and no work talk allowed. It's very exclusive.
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Because some people think you monopolize the conversation by trying to be funny.
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Some people.
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I have Ben Nugent on the line, he is the top salesman in Utica.
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[giggles]
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It's Vivaldi, for Finer Things.
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And spend time with George Emerson. That's what I would do. I mean it's the best male protagonist we've read, right?
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Uh, I'm sorry Andy, but this is a closed club.
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I think it's interesting how Forster uses Italy to represent sexuality and passion. And that also brought up themes of, uh, you know, fate and coincidence. And Lucy's torn between these two things. She's torn between passion and convention.
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It just- To be making a case for passion in Edwardian times, I thought was, uh...
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Maybe sort of ahead of his time as a writer.
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Very brave choice also, I thought.
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Why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen, Phyllis?
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I'm so sorry, Rolando told me everything. How humiliating. Would it help you to return to another age? A time of refinement, and civility.
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[nods head yes]
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[mouths 'I'm sorry' to Oscar]
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Oh, my God. His letter of recommendation from Rick Santorum is three fifty-dollar bills.
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So, there was no sales call.
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Wait, you're going along with this now?
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Right. And, you wouldn't be able to talk to Karen.
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A little bit.
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Because you love her? Because you love her very much?
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Okay. Have fun with your girlfriend!
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I'm kidding around. We joke about that stuff all the time. I'm not really the jealous type, so, I don't care if Jim sees Karen. I care a little.
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Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods for a 'get to know you' weekend. Michael wasn't invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.
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Did you sleep in cabins?
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Who went?
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Do you want me to ask where you're going?
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Great.
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Oh.
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Wow! You're shaking things up a bit, huh?
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Do you think it's a good idea?
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Hmm.
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Wow! That was easy.
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Conference room?
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Oh, it's Creed's birthday today. Should we get him an ice-cream cake? Mint chocolate chip?
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