Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office (page 9)

Accountant and the office's resident fact-checker.

1,490 quotes · page 9 of 15

1. Meredith, I-

   Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39724

2. Como estas, senor?

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3. It's hard to judge ourselves accurately, isn't it.

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4. So what kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin?

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5. Everyone realizes that this coupon book isn't actually worth fifteen thousand dollars, right? You'd have to spend two hundred thousand dollars on crap you don't actually need to get fifteen thousand dollars worth of benefits. I'm not the only one who sees this, right?

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6. That's a great name. You're hilarious. A plus!

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7. Guys? You're arguing over a one in sixteen chance. Over a prize worth... forty bucks.

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8. I guess you could say I'm still in costume. I'm a rational consumer.

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9. Stupid coupon booklet. Have you seen my costume? I'm a rational consumer.

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10. I present to you the rational consumer, as it were.

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11. ERIN!

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12. Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.

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13. Michael. Get off the bus.

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14. That one! She's been in a couple episodes of Friday Night...

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15. You know what? I didn't read the rules, I didn't know the rules. There, it's on. I didn't read the rule book.

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16. Jim what are you doing?

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17. Flip it back please.

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18. Go to the recorded version.

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19. What?!

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20. This is why Erin! We're living it! Start recording now!

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21. Did you ever think of WUPHF as an emergency notification system, like, for college campuses with shooters or gas leaks?

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22. What's your money situation?

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23. Sure, how long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?

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24. Bankruptcy?

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25. How long do you think a week is?

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26. Actually, that's not true. I know the figure you're referring to, and it's a projection of fifteen years from now.

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27. Michael, China's agrarian. Urbanizing fast? You bet 'cha, but still agrarian.

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28. Come on Michael. You can...

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29. Where are you getting this information?

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30. Guys its not worth it really. Guys this is not worth our time.

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31. Great. I was wrong. I'm wrong. Is everyone happy?

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32. Funny Jim. That is funny.

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33. What is it?

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34. Alright. Alright I get it.

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35. That's print.

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36. He's... he's not smarter than me, he was just right about one thing.

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37. Hey Michael.

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38. I was thinking about some of the stuff you said earlier about China.

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39. I'd love to talk more about it.

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40. Maybe over some coffee later?

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41. Michael, the reason I asked you down here for this chat is that I've been thinking that your fears about China are a bit exaggerated.

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42. We have missiles too.

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43. Actually, we're in a mild recession right now. I'll give you that, but people use China as the boogie man for all their problems. In the nineteen eighties, it was Japan.

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44. Do you really think that manufacturing is a relevant indicator of where the world economy's heading in 2011? Do you know the comparative expansion of say the information sector? I'd say that's far more relevant. Wouldn't you?

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45. Don't worry about the coffee, its on me.

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46. Michael, I am so happy that we were able to have this little chat.

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47. What?

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48. What's your point.

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49. That's not.

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50. That wasn't what we were discu... That wasn't the whole...

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51. Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it?

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52. Why?

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53. State senator.

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54. Who are you dating in the public arena?

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55. Well...

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56. Why would someone hug you?

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57. Senator, it's an honor. I'm Angela's friend Oscar.

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58. Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.

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59. Merry Christmas to you.

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60. A real David and Goliath story.

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61. I'll make it. What are you drinking.

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62. I don't know how to make that.

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63. Who's the senator?

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64. Oh, you mean the state senator. I'm sorry, I was confused, because you accidentally wrote 'the senator'.

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65. I'll get him water.

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66. It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you. Why did you play 'moo'?

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67. Okay, but look, you could have hit 'mood'. Would have played a...

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68. A triple word.

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69. Or moon.

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70. She's stuck on that one thing.

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71. A little treat for our old friend Gabe. Put that 'q' right there.

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72. Put the 'q' there, sweetie.

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73. Put the 'q' there! Sorry I yelled.

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74. There's no theater in that.

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75. Well...

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76. We got it! Wow! We got it!

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77. Yes, Pam. Yes, most definitely. Yes.

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78. Ah. No!. Although I must say, I will have 'apoplexy' if you lose. Do you understand? 'Apoplexy' is what I will have.

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79. Yes.

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80. You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We agree it's fine if you got married.

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81. Which on in particular?

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82. You suppose?

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83. I'm suppose to be wearing red gloves but my color cartridge portal, got jammed again.'

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84. Ok. I got one.

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85. Yes!

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86. Irony is such a critical...

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87. Wow.

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88. Pam, I think I'm going to send you an IM.

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89. That's tasteless, Gabe.

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90. Tasteless.

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91. Who's is it? Who wrote that?

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92. [clears throat]

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93. The numbers are correct, Michael.

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94. [clears throat more loudly]

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95. I jus... I just need a signature.

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96. Yes! The freaking PDA!

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97. Thank you! I mean, I'm thrilled for them.

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98. Yes, yes, absolutely.

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99. So happy. Yeah.

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100. Kevin!

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