Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office | Page 11

Different school of thought. Let's just agree to disagree.

Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46838

Narddog.

Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46849

I cannot believe how condescending Andy's being.

Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46868

I always wondered what kind of people went on that thing.

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 46949

What happened, Pam?

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 46951

Mummies are real. There are mummies at museums.

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47059

Hey guys. I'm an Oscar liar weiner.

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47073

Is that my grandmother?

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47083

There is no story.

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47085

Where is this from? That is so upsetting!

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47090

Hmph.

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47164

Meredith, don't.

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47166

Interesting. Every culture holds this true. Clearly, there's some sort of real phenomenon out there...

Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47179

There's an easy way to tell if this device is a sham. We just make a mistake. I'll send an order down to shipping before we've received payment.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47282

When the stakes are this high, there is only one computer that I trust. And it's powered by thai food and spanish reds.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47306

Mhm. Six-forty, six-twenty.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47332

Nuh uh.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47334

Five eighty-eight plus fifteen percent- Oh no.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47336

Andy.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47338

Dwight be human for once. Shut down the machine.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47361

Why haven't we heard anything? It's 4:45. There's only 15 minutes left.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47415

I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47417

It's not that funny.

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47419

He stopped it!

Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47465

Yeah aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence.

Season 8 · Episode 7 · Quote 47580

No, no. Not even.

Season 8 · Episode 7 · Quote 47583

Pam you look more beautiful now than ever.

Season 8 · Episode 7 · Quote 47585

In this case yes.

Season 8 · Episode 7 · Quote 47595

It's not fair, you guys.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47847

Good luck!

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47862

Actually it is the northernmost.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47873

Dwight, what are you telling this girl?

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47935

Stop filling her head with nonsense, okay? She doesn't know any better.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47937

Really? Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal?

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47942

he's a historian.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47944

Yes, yes, yes!

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47946

Yes!

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47949

Argh!

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47951

What?

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47953

Erin-

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47955

I apologize for my friend and for the Republicans who are cutting your funding.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47977

Dwight ' this is one of the archivists here. I thought maybe we could consult him.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 48024

Yeah.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 48026

You've heard about it?

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 48029

Wow. This is so much better than the story you made up.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 48037

You're right. There should be a monument to this.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 48039

Guys! Over here, we found the bus.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 48091

And that's how the printing press was invented.

Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 48101

Are you really comfortable standing there? I tried one of those and I just never hit the sweet spot.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48117

All I need is another gym. As if I don't have enough drama.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48223

Who's spotting who? Don't use the bike in the corner. That's Bruce's. Jeremy says'

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48225

Andy, if he didn't want her working here then why did you hire her?

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48236

How mean are we talking about?

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48241

That's Gerald.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48249

Yeah, he's in a ladle.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48253

He did it himself.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48255

Oh, stainless. Williams Sonoma.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48257

It's not that kind of ladle.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48259

Ah, just the battery on these things. I'm sorry, I've got to recharge this.

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48262

You have got to be kidding me! No shower?!

Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48398

Kevin?

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48448

Yes!

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48513

Wow.

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48527

Who did this? Who did this? Do you know who did this?

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48620

No!

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48626

That's no accident.

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48632

What?

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48635

What? I haven't bar tended in forever. Oh, never considered myself a mixologist, oh this is daunting. Um, I need a mortar, pestle, muddler..does anyone have any chocolate shavings?

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48663

Dwight.

Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48718

You really have to say 'oh yeah' every time you eat a candy bar?

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48766

Andy, please! Please, just stop. You can do infinite things with paper-

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48778

Gosh, Andy, you had a great quarter. Okay? Robert will understand. Eight hundred dollars is a rounding error!

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48802

Andy, no-

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48804

Aw...

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48806

I'm leaving early today because tonight I have a trivia contest in Philadelphia.

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48810

Any other crunch time, I would love to stay in, cook the books for you so you can save face in front of your CEO, but tonight is Triviocalypse!

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48812

It's only the biggest night of trivia of the year. There's a thousand dollar prize. I'm committed to my friends, they're committed to me.

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48814

I don't believe this. What are you doing here, Andy?

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48849

What? No!

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48851

And you guys thought this was a good idea?

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48853

Yes! It's a gay bar! So you guys want to go home now?

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48857

What does this say about you? That you followed me here? That you think you're going to win your sales quota? At a gay bar's trivia night?

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48859

Good luck.

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48861

Salman Rushdie.

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48951

Le titre du film est Le Scaphandre et le Papillon.

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48986

No! Come on!

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48993

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Andy, there is no switching teams.

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 49004

It gets better, kids. It gets so much better that one day, your stupid coworkers will be excited to show up at your gay bar and ruin your trivia night.

Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 49020

Oh, who needs a house that size?

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49053

Kevin, no.

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49066

That was you, Kevin.

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49071

Holy cow!

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49143

How many bottles? Three hundred?

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49145

Toby! Chateau Margaux ninety-five. You know your wine.

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49147

To the kitchen!

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49177

Toby, what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. Right?

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49180

Okay, you have to join my wine-tasting club.

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49182

To both these bears.

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49215

Toby! I am Bacchus, god of wine!

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49297

Oh, Mineral-ey.

Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49346

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