Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office | Page 11

Different school of thought. Let's just agree to disagree.

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Narddog.

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I cannot believe how condescending Andy's being.

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I always wondered what kind of people went on that thing.

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What happened, Pam?

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Mummies are real. There are mummies at museums.

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Hey guys. I'm an Oscar liar weiner.

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Is that my grandmother?

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There is no story.

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Where is this from? That is so upsetting!

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Hmph.

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Meredith, don't.

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Interesting. Every culture holds this true. Clearly, there's some sort of real phenomenon out there...

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There's an easy way to tell if this device is a sham. We just make a mistake. I'll send an order down to shipping before we've received payment.

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When the stakes are this high, there is only one computer that I trust. And it's powered by thai food and spanish reds.

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Mhm. Six-forty, six-twenty.

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Nuh uh.

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Five eighty-eight plus fifteen percent- Oh no.

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Andy.

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Dwight be human for once. Shut down the machine.

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Why haven't we heard anything? It's 4:45. There's only 15 minutes left.

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I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

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It's not that funny.

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He stopped it!

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Yeah aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence.

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No, no. Not even.

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Pam you look more beautiful now than ever.

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In this case yes.

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It's not fair, you guys.

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Good luck!

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Actually it is the northernmost.

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Dwight, what are you telling this girl?

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Stop filling her head with nonsense, okay? She doesn't know any better.

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Really? Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal?

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he's a historian.

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Yes, yes, yes!

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Yes!

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Argh!

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What?

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Erin-

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I apologize for my friend and for the Republicans who are cutting your funding.

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Dwight ' this is one of the archivists here. I thought maybe we could consult him.

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Yeah.

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You've heard about it?

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Wow. This is so much better than the story you made up.

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You're right. There should be a monument to this.

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Guys! Over here, we found the bus.

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And that's how the printing press was invented.

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Are you really comfortable standing there? I tried one of those and I just never hit the sweet spot.

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All I need is another gym. As if I don't have enough drama.

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Who's spotting who? Don't use the bike in the corner. That's Bruce's. Jeremy says'

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Andy, if he didn't want her working here then why did you hire her?

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How mean are we talking about?

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That's Gerald.

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Yeah, he's in a ladle.

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He did it himself.

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Oh, stainless. Williams Sonoma.

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It's not that kind of ladle.

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Ah, just the battery on these things. I'm sorry, I've got to recharge this.

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You have got to be kidding me! No shower?!

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Kevin?

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Yes!

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Wow.

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Who did this? Who did this? Do you know who did this?

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No!

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That's no accident.

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What?

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What? I haven't bar tended in forever. Oh, never considered myself a mixologist, oh this is daunting. Um, I need a mortar, pestle, muddler..does anyone have any chocolate shavings?

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Dwight.

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You really have to say 'oh yeah' every time you eat a candy bar?

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Andy, please! Please, just stop. You can do infinite things with paper-

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Gosh, Andy, you had a great quarter. Okay? Robert will understand. Eight hundred dollars is a rounding error!

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Andy, no-

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Aw...

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I'm leaving early today because tonight I have a trivia contest in Philadelphia.

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Any other crunch time, I would love to stay in, cook the books for you so you can save face in front of your CEO, but tonight is Triviocalypse!

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It's only the biggest night of trivia of the year. There's a thousand dollar prize. I'm committed to my friends, they're committed to me.

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I don't believe this. What are you doing here, Andy?

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What? No!

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And you guys thought this was a good idea?

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Yes! It's a gay bar! So you guys want to go home now?

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What does this say about you? That you followed me here? That you think you're going to win your sales quota? At a gay bar's trivia night?

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Good luck.

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Salman Rushdie.

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Le titre du film est Le Scaphandre et le Papillon.

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No! Come on!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Andy, there is no switching teams.

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It gets better, kids. It gets so much better that one day, your stupid coworkers will be excited to show up at your gay bar and ruin your trivia night.

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Oh, who needs a house that size?

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Kevin, no.

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That was you, Kevin.

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Holy cow!

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How many bottles? Three hundred?

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Toby! Chateau Margaux ninety-five. You know your wine.

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To the kitchen!

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Toby, what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. Right?

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Okay, you have to join my wine-tasting club.

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To both these bears.

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Toby! I am Bacchus, god of wine!

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Oh, Mineral-ey.

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