Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office (page 15)

Accountant and the office's resident fact-checker.

1,490 quotes · page 15 of 15

1. Oh!

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2. Angela! Well he kissed like Jack Kennedy!

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3. Well, I don't like giving him bad news.

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4. You call him!

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5. Stop hitting me!

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6. No!

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7. Oh you?

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8. Hey, Hey Robert!

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9. Hey.

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10. Um the documentary's going to be airing soon, and, and you look great in the promos.

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11. Very much so.

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12. Absolutely.

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13. Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay.

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14. I think that's it!

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15. Done!

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16. Ok!

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17. Our office has an unusually large number of' unusually large people.

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18. So when something as routine as elevator maintenance happens, and people are forced to expend cardiovascular effort, we have to compare it to the end of time.

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19. What?

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20. 'The Office: An American Workplace airing on PBS next month is a documentary following the employees of Scranton's own Dunder Mifflin Paper Company!'

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21. He knew!

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22. You did it, Kevin.

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23. What?!

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24. Why wouldn't you use your own life? Erin just dumped you.

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25. But you just!

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26. Is everything ok?

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27. That's'that's awful, Angela. I'm so sorry.

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28. Angela, you still have your son.

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29. I can't say we didn't see it coming. But it's a sad day when anybody is fired. We're so sorry, Andy.

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30. No, I don't think that he can make it as an actor. But, he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it?

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31. Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but' congratulations, Dwight.

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32. Good night, Kevin.

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33. Tents? Are you thinking of going camping? I thought you found nature vulgar.

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34. Wait a minute. You're not thinking of living in a'

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35. Okay, I'm just gonna say this. You are not going to live in a tent.

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36. Come stay with me.

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37. I do. Yes. Not forever. But until you get back on your feet. Which won't be long. It's the least I could do.

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38. Separate bathrooms.

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39. You're welcome. Let's go get Phillip. Then we'll get your stuff'

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40. And get you the hell outta that place.

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41. Oh, Angela.

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42. No, it's neat and tasteful, like most gay men's homes. The stereotype holds up.

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43. Angela, you just were'

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44. I know. I understand more than most, but we both have to move on. You'you can't'

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45. Angela, someone wants you.

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46. Angela's divorce from the senator has been very difficult for her. When she got kicked out of her apartment, I invited her to move in with me. Ironic that it's Angela who's living in the closet. Hey-o.

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47. Saddle shoes. With denim? I will literally call child services.

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48. Why?

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49. Hi, buddy.

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50. I can't believe the doc is finally going to air. When this thing started, I was still having sex with women. As was Kevin, I believe.

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51. Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?

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52. Seriously, Kevin. I'm just gonna have to go to the store.

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53. Did we ever have lunch together, just'just the two of us? You know what, I'm gonna make reservations right now at Cugino's.

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54. Here, use my pen.

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55. He just won't go down. It's as if he's excited by all this paper.

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56. Listen, listen. Shh, buddy. Stanley's sleeping. You don't want to wake up the grumpy old walrus, do you?

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57. Well, he's calling for his mom, but, okay, here, here you go. Careful, he bites.

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58. Hey. Did you manage to feed him? I don't know what it is. He just keeps spitting out the nipple.

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59. Hey, Kev, how you doing, buddy?

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60. Okay, I guess, it's just that Phillip got you something.

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61. I think there's, like, $7 left.

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62. Sure.

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63. Easy.

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64. Hey, no.

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65. No horseplay.

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66. Ok, I've got my'

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67. All right, Meredith.

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68. See you there.

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69. Yay! I am gonna drop Phillip off at my mother's, and I'll meet you at Poor Richard's in an hour.

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70. She doesn't know I'm living with a straight woman. I don't want to get her hopes up.

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71. Oh, my goodness.

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72. One thing we do know, nothing will ever be the same.

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73. Ooh.

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74. Years ago, the senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's. So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? Well, yeah, you'hold on.

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75. That's the reason Kevin got fired. It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. He used to call it a Keleven. He told Dwight, 'A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven.' He was home by 4:45 that day.

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76. You're back?

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77. Whoo, whoo, whoo.

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78. Yeah!

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79. They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. Really? Such a cliche. I'm a man. So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. I just have to remember how I acted before I came out.

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80. WASSUUUUP!

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81. Yeah, brosef.

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82. Well, I bet it was a smash.

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83. Is that a volunteer program or'

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84. If you want her to leave, just tip her.

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85. What is that?

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86. Thank you David.

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87. You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. It's not much. But if you see it in the right way'And that's what you did with this documentary. But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami.

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88. Why do you say that?

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89. Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay.

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90. You're not gay.

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