Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office (page 7)

Accountant and the office's resident fact-checker.

1,490 quotes · page 7 of 15

1. I'm sure everything will be fine. What do you? What's the procedure, if you don't mind my asking?

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2. Okay.

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3. Oh my God.

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4. Yeah.

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5. Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?

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6. Thank you, Jim, for thinking that we're smart people.

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7. Excellent question, genius. It's because Jim wants to give the raises to his friends and the people he sleeps with.

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8. Well?

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9. Hold on, Kelly. Would it help you to know that Jim thinks you're smart?

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10. Exactly!

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11. We work just as hard as the sales people. We deserve raises.

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12. We would just like to know what's happening. Are we getting a raise, yes or no?

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13. Again, that gives us no information.

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14. Just--

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15. What the hell?!

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16. Someone please explain it to Kevin.

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17. Pleased to meet you.

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18. You thought I was dating this? What the hell is wrong with you?

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19. Him? Him?

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20. You owe me and apology.

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21. It's not a good idea. There's no such thing as a good hairpiece.

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22. Oh...

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23. What are you doing?

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24. How long do you take to pee?

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25. Guys, maybe we should wait a little more time before we start grabbing boxes.

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26. Hey guys, I drive a SUV, does that mean I'm in the mob?

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27. For the record, not all Italian-Americans are in the Mafia.

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28. Uhh. All right, who else is here?

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29. Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon. So there's not the usual balance between 'sane and others.' Toby has mentally checked out since June. It's a very dangerous time. The 'coalition for reason' is extremely weak.

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30. What? What?

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31. It's, it's a completely different name!

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32. No, what are you talking about, what mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti. It weakens it.

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33. Jim? It's Oscar. I'm so sorry to be calling you on your honeymoon.

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34. It's Michael, he thinks he's being shaken down by the mob. I don't know how you usually handle this.

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35. Pam, I'm sorry--

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36. You're right. You're right. Oh, okay bye.

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37. Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?

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38. This constitutes identity fraud.

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39. What's that supposed to mean?

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40. Why would I love jail?

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41. Accounting-wise, no. But phone-wise, just call up and cancel it.

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42. Just- no. No.

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43. Just to be clear, he backed down an insurance agent from Mutual of Harrisburg.

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44. Hold on, hold on, what's going on?

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45. You have no sense of boundaries Michael.

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46. Maybe you're right, who are we to...

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47. Hey.

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48. Pam, just for the record, I think you're overreacting a little bit, your mom's old enough to make her own decisions.

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49. My mother's in a wheelchair.

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50. Jim, did Michael fall into a Koi pond?

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51. Don't you mean 'Koi Story'?

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52. Oh my. That is small.

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53. Can you breathe okay?

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54. When is the funeral?

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55. Kevin.

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56. How can we not watch this?

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57. It starts on it's own. Let it -

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58. Oh. Did - did you see that?

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59. Jim, you let Michael fall in.

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60. Jim, I think I'm in your way.

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61. Andy bought lunch.

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62. It's not a fight. What other outcome could there be?

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63. How? He can't hit back.

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64. I found the article. 'On a day marked by panicked corporate board meetings, one that is relatively not surprising is Dunder Mifflin's. It is rumored that they will recommend... ' and the article cuts off.

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65. Not necessarily, bankruptcy could mean a lot of things. Maybe they're just restructuring to get out of debt.

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66. Or it could mean the end of Dunder Mifflin.

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67. It's my blackberry Michael, I am trying to get updates on the company.

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68. I just got an email from corporate, specifically for Accounting to stop all payments to our vendors.

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69. Well, maybe nothing but it could mean a problem with liquidity-

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70. This plantation, we're running low on greenbacks. We're having problems paying the people who give us the seeds and the dirt. We can't pay... - Michael, I can't - Basically it could mean a lot of things, but it is unprecedented, so it's cause for concern.

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71. You're not gonna answer the phone?

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72. Not again.

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73. The long term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. The short term problem is the company has no cash and there's no where to get it.

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74. Those are the bullet points.

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75. That's as simple as I can make it.

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76. This is so typical of management to spend money on this. Ugh. Bunch of boobs.

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77. The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.

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78. Can you believe this? The money they spent on this convention hall. Excuse me, miss. I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. This is so simple.

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79. Oh, what a great idea and lose my job. No thank you.

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80. These questions are bush league.

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81. Ummm...

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82. Ok

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83. Um..

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84. I feel, as does Mr. Scott, that we are in the best of hands. Capable hands.

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85. I think this has gone very well and I thank you.

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86. Michael, I didn't ask to come up here.

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87. What?

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88. For me.

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89. You -[Oscar walks away, Michael goes back in the room]

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90. Sure.

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91. Are you kidding me?

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92. Hey, Rockefeller Center!

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93. They finally let you do it!

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94. That's funny.

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95. That's too funny.

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96. There he is.

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97. Is Matt around? I got his check.

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98. Ah, I'll just... wait for him.

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99. I'll just leave it here with you.

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100. Who?

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