Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Accountant and the office's resident fact-checker.

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1. Is it that obvious? No- hey...

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2. Okay Pam.

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3. Nice to meet you Mark!

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4. Right, Matt. I know what I'm doing, Pam.

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5. I think you don't know what you're saying.

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6. I think we can do it.

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7. Right? Mm. Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle -

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8. Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?

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9. But I banked six weeks.

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10. Michael. Reading.

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11. The Atlantic.

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12. I should step into sales myself.

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13. Sabre has no caps on commissions. He can make a lot more money in sales.

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14. Manual.

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15. What are we, five?

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16. That's fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony.

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17. The hospital provides dictionaries, bring a thesaurus!

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18. Congratulations. That's great.

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19. I have a question.

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20. In the training manual it says, that there is a minority executive training program in Tallahassee?

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21. I'm in.

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22. No! No, no no! Put your credit cards away. Drinks are on us!

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23. Way to go, guys. This was an integrity move.

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24. Essentially, what we have here is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby.

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25. You okay? You okay, Stanley?

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26. Hey. Matt, right?

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27. I always come in at 7.

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28. Well... Hey, uh, are you doing anything later tonight?

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29. Yeah.

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30. Yeah, we talked this morning and we talked at Christmas. So, a little momentum there. Just a couple of hours to kill before work.

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31. Hey, nice office.

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32. You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour. Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.

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33. Didn't we? I think we did.

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34. Yeah, the whole gang, Matt included.

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35. So happy hour.

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36. All right.

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37. So what do you think?

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38. I know.

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39. I couldn't understand a word he said.

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40. Maybe you're right. I should count myself lucky.

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41. There he is! Hey, hey, hey.

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42. Sure. Hoops!

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43. Hoop it up, right.

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44. Thank you. It didn't even take that long.

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45. Thank you.

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46. Yes.

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47. Erin? I think we're out of fax cover sheets.

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48. Sounds like they just got to go home with pay.

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49. Why didn't you do Oscar the Grouch?

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50. El telefono.

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51. Michael's having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish. So I told him to mark everything with the international symbol for gender. And, um... I should have been more specific.

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52. Your office is full of genitalia.

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53. That's what he says?'

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54. I don't see how we could possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost...

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55. Actually, ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes more financial sense to gain money.

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56. Michael, he's right. You are turning into a stalker.

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57. Dwight, we know Kelly applied. We're not gonna cross her. No matter how good the program is.

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58. It's not a signal. It's just a coincidence. No, it's not even a coincidence. It's just something that happened.

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59. That seems... quick. Even for lesbians.

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60. All that does is help you shoot around things. What does Bin Laden...

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61. Why would you throw something wet at me?

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62. How can you live with yourself?

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63. What's number one?

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64. The lawyers are searching our hard drives for information on the leak. Thanks a lot, Big Brother.

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65. The coffee's supposed to be here at 9.

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66. He messed yours up to.

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67. Michael, that's nepotism. Luke is getting special treatment because he's your nephew.

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68. This is hypothetical. We're talking about Luke who happens to be terrible.

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69. If there's nothing wrong with this, Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?

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70. Ah, my favorite part of an ice cream party. The bagel chips.

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71. Oh sure, those are the expense reports that corporate was waiting for yesterday.

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72. Yep, here they are.

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73. Office Administrator. So when did this happen?

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74. Yeah, totally. Well, congrats!

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75. Totally, that's great.

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76. Great.

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77. $50,000?

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78. That's great.

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79. Maybe something not so monochromatic. Not so matching.

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80. It was an amateur production, technically.

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81. I don't even wanna know these things!

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82. Andy, the reason it seems more recent is because many of us here have never stood up and asked for everyone's attention, and it seems like you've done it on several occasions.

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83. Why would you choose a pencil Andy?

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84. What is this about?

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85. Yes!

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86. What?

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87. We were never lovers!

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88. Huh?

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89. I love cycling. Andy, I feel like a tourist in my own city. I literally can't wait to wake up every morning.

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90. Yes, it is.

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91. Yeah.

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92. Yes.

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93. No, Meredith, that's not his actual bicycle, but it is the same exact model he uses.

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94. Oh...

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95. You are busy! We're in a meeting!

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96. It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid.

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97. That sounds fake.

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98. Okay.

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99. All right. I can do that. Then what?

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100. Okay.

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