Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office (page 6)

Accountant and the office's resident fact-checker.

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1. You said that yesterday.

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2. This is nuts.

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3. Mm-mm. It's 4:10, I don't think he's gonna show.

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4. The Prius is silent if he keeps it under five miles per hour. He deserves the win.

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5. Kevin, c'mon.

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6. See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? That's a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coin aphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes, she is attractive, but is not hot.

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7. That's the thing about debating, you're just going to get people more entrenched in the view they had in the first place.

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8. Ah! My hand! That's hot!

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9. Stay alive! I'm getting help!

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10. You're too heavy!

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11. Michael are you serious? You really want us to roast you?

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12. That's offensive.

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13. I consider myself a good person. But I'm gonna try to make him cry.

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14. [yelling at Michael in Spanish]

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15. Alright Kevin. Enough with the Michael jokes. I think he got it bad enough yesterday.

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16. That reeks, and I'm trying to eat.

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17. Michael, I feel like I was a little harsh yesterday.

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18. Wow.

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19. Oh, my desk is over...

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20. Two?

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21. Angela, you're more chipper than usual.

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22. Where'd you get that kind of money?

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23. You have your cats on Nanny-Cam?

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24. It could be snacks, or-

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25. Wha-

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26. Good God!

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27. [laughs]

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28. [chuckles]

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29. Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue?

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30. I have no idea.

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31. I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat, are not things I want to go into. Also, I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.

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32. TV.

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33. I don't think so.

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34. I can't.

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35. Do you risk telling him how you feel? Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself?

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36. I was stupid, I told him.

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37. He told me he wasn't gay.

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38. I'm not done yet.

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39. Yeah, Dwight and Andy. We were here.

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40. Angela, you had two sets of different men actually duel over you?

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41. He's on one of his honeymoons.

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42. He made non-refundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot air ballooning and later he's got a couple's massage.

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43. Why do you always go to that? Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office?

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44. It's possible.

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45. We can stay a little longer.

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46. Come on, we'll all go.

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47. Ten percent?

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48. They're our largest client.

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49. It's gonna hurt.

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50. They can.

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51. Yes, they can.

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52. Michael, what do you think shutting down a branch is?

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53. These aren't announcements.

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54. Do you have specifics?

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55. Well, it's-

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56. Dunder Mifflin.

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57. At least he is in the building.

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58. I love a good quitting story. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. Gives me hope. Maybe I will have one of own someday. But I dream... so...

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59. That's a lot.

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60. [bites his sandwich and notices there is a note in it]

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61. You put a note in my food?

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62. Just to say 'sterile' doesn't make it so.

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63. Do you have a business plan? A funding request? Market research, financials?

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64. You need those things. Most new businesses, they don't make a profit till at least two years. And then your margins will be razor thin. Best case scenario, you don't cut yourself a salary for at least 5 years. Can you go 5 years without a salary, Michael?

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65. Five years?

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66. It's just not prudent Michael.

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67. I can't believe this is really happening.

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68. And just like that. As mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.

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69. Phyllis, Phyllis.

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70. Use it in a sentence.

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71. Try another sentence.

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72. I don't know but it sounds like the rundown is really important.

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73. Why don't you just ask him--

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74. What have you been doing?

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75. Nothing. I didn't say anything.

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76. I'm sorry you're offended by my shoes, but I am not going to drive home to change.

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77. No.

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78. I don't think so.

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79. Meredith, your boob is out.

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80. Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.

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81. Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you?

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82. What happened to Phyllis?

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83. You invited someone?

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84. I've been here 8 years and I've never... Rude.

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85. Just go down, Kevin.

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86. Settle down gentlemen.

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87. Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked.

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88. I bet there's something there. I was with them in the kitchen yesterday, and they were all too happy to be cleaning the freezer.

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89. I did. Yes.

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90. What?

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91. Are you attracted to other men?

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92. [stares at Andy incredulously]

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93. If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still... need to get to you?

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94. Wow. I wish... I wish I could help you. I don't... you might be gay. You might be gay.

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95. What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.

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96. What? You think I'm the voice of the Taco Bell dog?

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97. Michael, why? Why say all these things? Why make up an eating disorder, Stanley's affair, me being a spokesdog...

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98. You wanted to see me?

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99. Yeah sure.

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100. Is everything okay?

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