Michael Scott Quotes from The Office | Page 120

Oh, really?

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And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.

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Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.

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I'm moving out to the burbs... actually, I'm moving further than the burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.

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Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.

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No, no. I don't want to end up like Sunny Bobo.

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You know, I would like to try the luge, through.

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That's what I've heard.

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Oh yeah? Me too. Summer or winter?

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Really? What happened?

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Oh... wow. The mountains. Where things are.

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Man, he is late. I'm gonna call him. Do you mind? I'm sorry.

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No, I'm here. I'm right... I'm at the bar.

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You are? What bar?

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I... do not see you.

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I'm been here about... gosh, over half an hour.

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What're you wearing?

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Are we both at the right place?

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I hear your voice.

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I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! Michael Scott.

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Wow... that is insane!

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Here we go! Are you ready?

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Alright! Here we go!

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This is it. What do you think?

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[pops up from below camera, and runs out of room]

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Ok, everyone, as you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for it's own sake. So, without further ado, let's start clapping! Presenting Deangelo Vickers!

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Come on out!

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I am well, sir, how are you?

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And we talk for like 20 minutes, no clue it's Deangelo the whole time!

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I happen to like the hilarious hijinx I get myself into. There he is! Deangelo, I was just telling them about last night, when we met. Remember that? That was crazy!

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Oh yeah... I know... that's what I was just saying... that's what...

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This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap. What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.

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Yes it was.

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Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle? Where'd you find him.

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You know me very well, Dwight.

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Now I'm gonna have to go online and look at turtles or I'll be off all day.

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So you decided to have an orgy and not invite me? I call the middle!

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I sorta like the old way.

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I know, I know, I'm sorry, but if it's not a big deal we should just-

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Is that good?

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Well, whatever. Whatever you think will work.

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You can do the old way or whatever you think would work.

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Shave me. This is going to be funny! Looks like we are going to be shaving buddies!

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And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go.

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It really does. This is luxery. Here we go. Ah, that is nice.

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Well, we don't really do rap sessions. We kinda do... god... we sorta do more of like powwows or-

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That's-

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You know what, everybody? You have to be honest, here. You can't say that everything is perfect. So, you know, come up with something.

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Ok, you know what, I mark it urgent A, urgent B, urgent C, urgent D. Urgent A is the most important, urgent D you don't even really have to worry about.

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Don't shave my lips.

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You know, this office sort of has a perfect Feng Shui to it, so... you know, let's not go overboard with the re-decorating, and I'm still here-

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I still have to look at this stuff, guys.

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Deangelo's great. I love the guy. But I'm not sure he's a great fit for the office. And also, I'm not sure if I love the guy.

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Snack time! It's the witching hour! It's the sandwitching hour!

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PB and J, my mom's recipe!

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I think Kevin wants one. Kevin, here you go!

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What?

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Oscar, here you go.

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No one had a problem with the air here until you came around.

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No, that's good. You just stay in there, stay in there by yourself, loser. No body go in. No body go in there. Stay where you are.

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No, it's not insane, Oscar. I'm been here for 19 years, and just because someone else is called the boss, you're gonna throw it all away? No.

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Well, who needs him. Guess it's just you and me, Dwight.

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I start with some chit-chat and a maybe a couple of jokes. And you might want to develop a couple of characters. You know what, you'll be fine.

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Ok. Why did you have to be so damn good?

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No, no, no. Come on. You are good, they know it.

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Guess I've been working so hard I forgot what it's like to be hardly working.

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You'll figure it out.

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It is six a.m. and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars!

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Every year! This happens, you have a lot to learn my friend.

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Why do you always say that? You're gonna love it.

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Alright let's go! This way, this way!

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Surprise!

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You and Pam have both been nominated for Dundie Awards!

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Here we go! Have Pam come down.

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Congratulations!

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We got it.

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Yeah that's fine.

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Hey Toby! You suck!

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Go go go go go go!

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I've never seen this place in the daylight.

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Here we go, alright got it? Set? Hello?

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Yes you did. That's right! Congratulations Meredith. We should head out.

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Go.

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Good morning Erin.

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You have big plans for tonight?

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You are getting so funny! Very good.

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The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in, and do his show, and, that way, Larry lives on.

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Anything can happen at the Dundies! They're like the Golden Globes but less mean. And I just want all of us to have a good time!

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Black tie optional.

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A la, tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!

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Shh, shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?

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So as you know, the Dundies are my legacy. So I'm going to need to train a replacement. So this year, I have decided to have a co-host. And that person is Deangelo!

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Think of it as part of your training.

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Okay, well we'll work on it.

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You are doing it.

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Guys! I want you to help us work on some banter.

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Here we go! So, Deangelo! You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds, and I lose my car keys every morning.

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Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys...

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Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it's all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap Deangelo out. Just watch this. Okay. Ryan how are you today?

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There you go! Lovely! Regis and Kelly! Nice! Use that as an inspiration. Just be funny.

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