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Michael Scott Quotes from The Office (page 117)

Regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, World's Best Boss.

12,176 quotes · page 117 of 122

  1. Okay.

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  2. Holly broke up with A.J last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened... to me. To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school when she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That's what I thought. But, you know what? Here I am using it.

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  3. If-a you change-a you mind, why don't you talk to Mikanos?

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  4. Ugh. You're the fifth person to tell me that today.

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  5. Okay, yeah, like a character history. Good. Tom Hanks does that.

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  6. Practice Olympics.

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  7. I like the musical 'Grease', or as we call it, 'home'.

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  8. Hello.

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  9. She will have a greekaccino.

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  10. It...

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  11. I can't believe-ee. It's a miracle. She can talk!

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  12. No more brain damage!

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  13. Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. You know, I like you. I'm going to give you my secret gyro recipe. Come out here since it's a secret, and I'll tell you. All, you have to close right now.

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  14. No, you're not. You're getting past it. You have to close. You can do it.

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  15. Andy, what's the problem?

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  16. You, Kelly and Creed, Kevin, they believe in you. Don't let them down. Don't let yourself down, Andy. I'm gonna go back in. I'm going to stall them for a little bit. I want you to get your head together, and then come back in. I want you to close. What is taking that guy so long?

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  17. No, no, no.

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  18. Almost as good as the first day when we first met. You are the love of my life. Come to me, Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips. Come on.

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  19. What? Come on. It's time for grapes. Real fun day.

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  20. Just a minute. How long do we have to wait?

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  21. You broke up with AJ weeks ago.

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  22. I don't understand. I really don't. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?

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  23. Sure we do.

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  24. Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.

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  25. Yeah, I understand. I just don't agree.

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  26. Yes I do.

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  27. Yes I do.

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  28. I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you.

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  29. Let's go.

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  30. Let's go!

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  31. Just drive faster. I want to get back.

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  32. Okay, fine. My feelings don't matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit.

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  33. No I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let's just talk about you, as always. Is sex different after the baby, Jim?

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  34. I need to pee.

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  35. Yeah, I do. My word against yours.

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  36. What part of 'I need to pee' do you not understand? I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car.

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  37. Well I hope I make it.

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  38. I know, I know you have a phone policy. I understand. But this is an emergency because my friend isn't here and I am worried that he has been abducted.

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  39. There is no way he ditched me. There is no way that happened. He's my... Ok. May I please just use your phone? Please!

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  40. Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. And you don't have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?

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  41. You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim's number.

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  42. Actually this is good. I am going to take this opportunity to go walk-about. Good. Good. Nope, get away. No, that's enough. Ok.

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  43. Hey you guys. Listen to me. Don't get hung up on just one girl because there are a whole lot of other girls out there. Look over there. See? They look cute. Hello! You guys are so beautiful. You're so colorful. I wish I could understand you. That's a metaphor I guess. You are disgusting. You'll never find love. Yekkk. Do you think she needs more time or is it never going to happen? I'm being serious. Seriously.

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  44. Hello. I would like a hot dog please. Now, I don't have any money so here is what I would like to do. I leave you here with my watch, and I come back later to pay for the hot dog.

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  45. Well I understand that but this is a $45 watch.

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  46. With that I can buy... half the menu.

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  47. All right. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don't sell?

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  48. Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don't you just throw one away now into my mouth?

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  49. Okay. You've just lost my business.

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  50. Oh, boy. That was yummy. Thank you so much. You know what? I think I left my wallet in my car. Do you mind if I run out and get it?

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  51. Okay. I'll be right back.. Okay. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can't do that to you fine people.

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  52. Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.

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  53. Well the number three is not such a giant feast.

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  54. Okay, all right. You know what?

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  55. I am not. I just have had a bad day. And I... okay. I'll be back later with the money. I'm just gonna leave right now.

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  56. Well, I think I can get through the door.

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  57. Hi. How did you know I was up here?

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  58. I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.

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  59. Yeah. Wow. I just miss you so much.

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  60. Really?

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  61. Can I kiss you?

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  62. Okay.

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  63. Miss you. Okay. I'll be in my office if you need me.

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  64. Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye... bye.

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  65. Don't go. I don't want you to go. Oh don't go. Don't go.

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  66. Holly and I are dating. It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

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  67. Are these numbers correct?

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  68. Okay.

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  69. Are you... are you sick, Oscar? Do you need to go home? 'Cause you're grossing me out.

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  70. Sit. Okay, just close your eyes.

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  71. Oh, yeah.

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  72. [clears throat]

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  73. Yes. Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. What is the purpose of this meeting?

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  74. Perfect. Yes. It is quite apro-propriate. Carry on.

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  75. What, are you talking about me and Holly?

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  76. Whispering and tickling have their place in business.

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  77. I... Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.

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  78. Thank you.

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  79. All right.

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  80. Okay. Fine. No more PDA.

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  81. You win. But here's what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.

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  82. Anything goes.

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  83. Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we're gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?

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  84. Pro.

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  85. What? Problem solved.

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  86. No, no, it's great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises.

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  87. Ah, the old 'leave behind.' Oldest trick in the book. Good thing it's working.

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  88. Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don't... I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.

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  89. Oh. Okay. Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then we'll stop.

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  90. Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

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  91. Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine's Day.

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  92. I love you.

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  93. I love you-love you.

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  94. I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment. I love you.

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  95. Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me.

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  96. Hello, Holly.

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  97. Here, shake. No!

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  98. No, we can't.

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  99. No touching. Ah, I'm trying not to touch you.

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  100. Oh.

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