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Season 5 · Episode 15 · Quote 27553

Season 5 · Episode 15 · Quote 27555

So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a check-up too.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27606

Decorating.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27687

Yeah, thanks.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27689

Well, his heart was in the right place.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27697

You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27803

Oh my God, that makes it even more romantic. This is like a modern day Enchanted, it's like a fairy tale.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27805

She could be.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27809

Aww.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27811

Michael, it's time.

Season 5 · Episode 16 · Quote 27859

My god, he's like a black George Clooney.

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28233

Thank you.

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28346

Should I seduce him?

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28352

I could see our kids facing obstacles being half-Black and half-Indian, but it's so worth it, you guys.

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28453

I am going to get him to buy me a prime rib tonight.

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28455

What?! Move!

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28457

Hey! Is that his scarf?

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28459

Michael get to the good part.

Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28477

So that is why I have to leave at 5: 00 on Tuesday, it's to pick up my little sisters from school. We're really tight. We're like the Kardashians..

Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28609

Yeah I don't like talking...

Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28611

Yep, we were in the middle of something so why don't you just...

Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28614

So you should be heading back to your desk.

Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28619

She's such a special person. And she's turning 50 this year.

Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28621

Where will you be staying while you're in Scranton?

Season 5 · Episode 20 · Quote 28779

So. I thought we could take the customer on a... Then. Then we could...

Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29057

And...

Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29059

Yes? Charles, you wanted me?

Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29061

Yes Charles? Yes, you wanted me?

Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29065

Well you know what my middle name is? Rajani Ghanda! And I hate it! I hate it!

Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29069

Hey, guys.

Season 5 · Episode 22 · Quote 29546

Hi.

Season 5 · Episode 23 · Quote 29661

[mumbles]

Season 5 · Episode 23 · Quote 29808

Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?

Season 5 · Episode 24 · Quote 30040

Thank you so much for saying that. I can't believe that Toby thinks this is inappropriate.

Season 5 · Episode 24 · Quote 30100

Cafe Disco? More like Crappe Disco.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30386

What dance competition? I was just dancin' casual with my friends, y'all.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30453

Stop squirming.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30470

You wanted to do this. Just be brave.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30472

I'm doing it. No. I'm doing it for free. You have to stop squirming otherwise I'm gonna mess up.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30474

Gay ear? Are you 12 years old?

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30476

Look, I'm gonna count to 3.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30478

No. I'm gonna count to 3.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30480

1... 2... 3

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30482

Andy, that was just the ice.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30484

Yeah. It was.

Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30486

If they get married before I do, I'm going to kill myself.

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 30817

It's Eric and Megan.

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 30821

WHAT??

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 30881

Really?

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 30932

Andy Bernard??

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 30934

Me too!

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 30977

Well then, what's the one true rumor?

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 31053

Are we just gonna wait here?

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 31077

It's true!

Season 6 · Episode 1 · Quote 31079

Ugh, so jealous of your boobs.

Season 6 · Episode 2 · Quote 31195

Is Ryan going?

Season 6 · Episode 2 · Quote 31197

Here's the deal. I really want to go but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. That came out wrong. It would awesome if you could try to get him to go because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.

Season 6 · Episode 2 · Quote 31200

I love rivalries-- Michael or Jim, Paris or Nicole, Heidi or L.C. It's so much fun. But I guess if I'm really thinking about it and answEring your question honestly, I'd have to go with L.C. Heidi's a bad friend, and her skin is terrible.

Season 6 · Episode 3 · Quote 31485

What's going on?

Season 6 · Episode 3 · Quote 31576

What the hell?! Why are you being such a jerk?!

Season 6 · Episode 3 · Quote 31578

No! How is that gonna repair Ryan's car?!

Season 6 · Episode 3 · Quote 31580

This is so much cooler. We feel like wer're in a limo and you're our driver.

Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31753

Blow my brains out.

Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31839

Lame! What else you got, Andy?

Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32017

How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32594

I'm so happy for you...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32598

Ryan, I have to ask you a personal question. Do you think that I should get a Fedora?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32813

Well, I think I'd look really hot in one. Where'd you get your fedora?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32815

I think I'm gonna get the same fedora as you.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32817

Well, I think I have that persona.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32821

What the hell is a mallard?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32823

Oh, Professor Damien D. Duck, Jim gave him to me.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32825

If you take it back, I'll scream.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32827

You're so cool.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32832

Lulu from The Fifth Element.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32914

What keeps your glasses on?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33073

Oh my God I love it.

Season 6 · Episode 8 · Quote 33270

Yeah.

Season 6 · Episode 8 · Quote 33497

Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work.

Season 6 · Episode 8 · Quote 33502

No, it's a punch and Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.

Season 6 · Episode 8 · Quote 33504

It has almost no calories.

Season 6 · Episode 8 · Quote 33554

Guys, what if this is our last day at work? What if we never see each other ever again?

Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33648

I'm going to have some cake.

Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34298

What psycho would send that as a gift?

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34409

Hi David!

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34651

Jim.... Jim!

Season 6 · Episode 12 · Quote 34667

Oh my God.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35210

I guess Andy likes me. I never thought of him in that way. But, I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one you never thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying or possibly homosexual.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35211

You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you're everything to me, and I was so blessed when God sent you here to me.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35308

I know, obsessed with me much?

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35310

What did yours say?

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35312

Oh! You scared me!

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35341

I didn't see you. And you were there all along. Well, I warmed it up for you so, should be good to go.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35343

Bye, Andy.

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35345

Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you that said that you don't like me? Do you realize how hard that makes me like you, Andy?

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35375

Who?

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35377

Who, what?

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35379

Did you know that labor can last weeks? Then they take your insides out and they just plop them on a table, and sometimes epidurals don't work, and you can poop yourself.

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35435

Oh my God, Pam, you are a woman warrior.

Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35472

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