Kelly Kapoor Quotes from The Office (page 6)

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1. Thank you.

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2. I'm too excited to sleep.

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3. So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a check-up too.

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4. Decorating.

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5. Yeah, thanks.

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6. Well, his heart was in the right place.

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7. You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic.

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8. Oh my God, that makes it even more romantic. This is like a modern day Enchanted, it's like a fairy tale.

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9. She could be.

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10. Aww.

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11. Michael, it's time.

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12. My god, he's like a black George Clooney.

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13. Thank you.

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14. Should I seduce him?

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15. I could see our kids facing obstacles being half-Black and half-Indian, but it's so worth it, you guys.

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16. I am going to get him to buy me a prime rib tonight.

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17. What?! Move!

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18. Hey! Is that his scarf?

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19. Michael get to the good part.

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20. So that is why I have to leave at 5: 00 on Tuesday, it's to pick up my little sisters from school. We're really tight. We're like the Kardashians..

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21. Yeah I don't like talking...

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22. Yep, we were in the middle of something so why don't you just...

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23. So you should be heading back to your desk.

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24. She's such a special person. And she's turning 50 this year.

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25. Where will you be staying while you're in Scranton?

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26. So. I thought we could take the customer on a... Then. Then we could...

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27. And...

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28. Yes? Charles, you wanted me?

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29. Yes Charles? Yes, you wanted me?

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30. Well you know what my middle name is? Rajani Ghanda! And I hate it! I hate it!

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31. Hey, guys.

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32. Hi.

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33. [mumbles]

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34. Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?

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35. Thank you so much for saying that. I can't believe that Toby thinks this is inappropriate.

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36. Cafe Disco? More like Crappe Disco.

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37. What dance competition? I was just dancin' casual with my friends, y'all.

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38. Stop squirming.

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39. You wanted to do this. Just be brave.

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40. I'm doing it. No. I'm doing it for free. You have to stop squirming otherwise I'm gonna mess up.

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41. Gay ear? Are you 12 years old?

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42. Look, I'm gonna count to 3.

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43. No. I'm gonna count to 3.

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44. 1... 2... 3

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45. Andy, that was just the ice.

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46. Yeah. It was.

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47. If they get married before I do, I'm going to kill myself.

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48. It's Eric and Megan.

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49. WHAT??

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50. Really?

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51. Andy Bernard??

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52. Me too!

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53. Well then, what's the one true rumor?

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54. Are we just gonna wait here?

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55. It's true!

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56. Ugh, so jealous of your boobs.

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57. Is Ryan going?

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58. Here's the deal. I really want to go but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. That came out wrong. It would awesome if you could try to get him to go because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.

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59. I love rivalries-- Michael or Jim, Paris or Nicole, Heidi or L.C. It's so much fun. But I guess if I'm really thinking about it and answEring your question honestly, I'd have to go with L.C. Heidi's a bad friend, and her skin is terrible.

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60. What's going on?

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61. What the hell?! Why are you being such a jerk?!

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62. No! How is that gonna repair Ryan's car?!

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63. This is so much cooler. We feel like wer're in a limo and you're our driver.

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64. Blow my brains out.

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65. Lame! What else you got, Andy?

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66. How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic?

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67. I'm so happy for you...

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68. Ryan, I have to ask you a personal question. Do you think that I should get a Fedora?

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69. Well, I think I'd look really hot in one. Where'd you get your fedora?

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70. I think I'm gonna get the same fedora as you.

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71. Well, I think I have that persona.

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72. What the hell is a mallard?

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73. Oh, Professor Damien D. Duck, Jim gave him to me.

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74. If you take it back, I'll scream.

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75. You're so cool.

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76. Lulu from The Fifth Element.

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77. What keeps your glasses on?

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78. Oh my God I love it.

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79. Yeah.

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80. Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work.

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81. No, it's a punch and Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.

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82. It has almost no calories.

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83. Guys, what if this is our last day at work? What if we never see each other ever again?

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84. I'm going to have some cake.

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85. What psycho would send that as a gift?

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86. Hi David!

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87. Jim.... Jim!

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88. Oh my God.

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89. I guess Andy likes me. I never thought of him in that way. But, I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one you never thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying or possibly homosexual.

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90. You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you're everything to me, and I was so blessed when God sent you here to me.

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91. I know, obsessed with me much?

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92. What did yours say?

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93. Oh! You scared me!

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94. I didn't see you. And you were there all along. Well, I warmed it up for you so, should be good to go.

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95. Bye, Andy.

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96. Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you that said that you don't like me? Do you realize how hard that makes me like you, Andy?

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97. Who?

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98. Who, what?

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99. Did you know that labor can last weeks? Then they take your insides out and they just plop them on a table, and sometimes epidurals don't work, and you can poop yourself.

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100. Oh my God, Pam, you are a woman warrior.

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