Kelly Kapoor Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Customer service rep and pop culture authority.

956 quotes · page 10 of 10

1. Yes, I will take your coat. And I will keep it with me, and I will sleep with it because it smells like you.

   Season 8 · Episode 14 · Line 50000

2. We're screwed.

   Season 8 · Episode 15 · Line 50057

3. Will one of you get the phone? I am freaking out! I know it's for me. Are you guys kidding me? Stop flirting and someone get the phone!

   Season 8 · Episode 15 · Line 50066

4. Andy, pick up the phone!

   Season 8 · Episode 15 · Line 50068

5. I'm dying!

   Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50351

6. Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sorta feel out what the situation calls for.

   Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50354

7. Guys, we're not gonna settle anything this way. I think we just need to be grown-ups here.

   Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50412

8. I thin we're gonna need to here those texts.

   Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50414

9. No. There's no way in hell I'm leaving. Something interesting is happening here for once in my life, I am staying here. Darryl, read the texts.

   Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50416

10. Boring.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50441

11. Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? Okay, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued', four dots is a typo, but five dots means 'Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50449

12. Andy this has been an amazing night. Epic.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Line 50562

13. Oh, my god!

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50632

14. Will someone please explain what's going on here? Since the interesting thing happened til now, so much time has passed, it's like my life is buffering.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50641

15. So, Toby, I think we should do a different self-defense seminar -- 'How to protect ourselves against tiny little girls.'

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50763

16. No, there is shame in it, okay? We have to draw the line somewhere.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50765

17. I was a twelve year old bully.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50829

18. Yeah, that's not a bad idea, actually, because I have had a lot of pent up aggression.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50832

19. Good. Let's go.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50834

20. You think you're so pretty! Well you're not gonna be so pretty come Prom time!

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50838

21. Take that! Not so pre-violent anymore!

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Line 50840

22. Oh, you know what you have to do? To decide? You need to make them do things for you. And, like, buy you things.

    Season 8 · Episode 18 · Line 50995

23. Dwight, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in Florida?

    Season 8 · Episode 18 · Line 51106

24. Thank you, for someone who actually notices this. No, I didn't lose weight. But I started using my makeup to contour my face to look skinnier. I actually put on five pounds.

    Season 8 · Episode 18 · Line 51108

25. Oh, great.

    Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51291

26. It's no bother, you guys are our friends.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51733

27. Why?

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51738

28. Oh, those are from our weekend at the time share.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51794

29. God I don't even remember what that fight was about.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51796

30. He's so sweet. He pointed to my latte and he said, 'Kelly, that will be the color of our children.'

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51813

31. Which time?

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51815

32. Ravi makes me incredibly happy. And Ryan puts me through so much drama. So I guess I just have to decide which of those is more important to me.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51922

33. I wasn't going to interrupt.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51934

34. Ryan.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51942

35. You mean so much to me. But, I love Ravi and I choose him.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51944

36. I do.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51946

37. I hope we can still be friends. Can I have a hug?

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51948

38. That was really cool.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Line 51950

39. Just keep chatting. I'm just checking my makeup in your webcam.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52511

40. Webcams make me look the way I do in my fantasies.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52513

41. I'm throwing out all my mirrors.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52515

42. Now you look at me like you're adoring me, I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52715

43. I don't need em anymore. I am going to Miami biotches. To hang with Lebron James and Gloria Estefan.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Line 52817

44. Enjoy the snow losers.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Line 52819

45. Uck, Look at all this mud. Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? I just saved you 600 bucks mister.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59717

46. Hey, Ryan!

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59720

47. Whose baby is this? Oh, are, like, a nanny now?

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59722

48. Drake is your baby's name?

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59726

49. That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. His last album' it just touched me to pieces.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59728

50. Cool. Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. I'm obsessed with him. Ravi is a pediatrician and some of his patients are total uggos.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59730

51. Oh.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59757

52. Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. Isn't this, like what you live for? Just go. Go.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59768

53. I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59770

54. You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me?

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59772

55. I love you too.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59785

56. We're running off into the sunset.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Line 59787