Jan Levinson Quotes from The Office (page 6)

Corporate VP, candle entrepreneur.

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1. Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?

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2. Oh, no. Michael, please. Michael, please.

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3. Of course, of course, David. Do you remember Michael Scott?

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4. From the Scranton Branch.

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5. David, can I, um, speak to you privately for just a moment, please.

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6. We're good. Michael, stop. Please stop that, ok?

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7. Martini please.

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8. You ok?

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9. It's nice.

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10. I, Michael, I think David probably wants to spend Christmas here with his family.

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11. I'm sorry. You're just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes.

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12. Sorry. Michael, come here. Just, just, just, just.

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13. Don't you know what I'm doing?

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14. Shut up.

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15. Come on.

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16. What?

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17. Just let me loosen my dress.

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18. Michael.

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19. Slam me up against the wall, right here.

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20. Oh, please.

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21. Oh, I'm acting inappropriate? Get out.

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22. Not too good.

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23. I feel sick.

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24. No, we were good when we were just running around, you know, in secret. It was wrong and it was exciting. Maybe it was a mistake to take it public.

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25. Please don't cry.

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26. It was never a love contract, Michael and besides, I have already given a copy to David and it would be just as embarrassing to get it back as I was handing it to him.

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27. I didn't mean it. I was...

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28. Tired. I'm tired. And I didn't eat enough. And, and, that's all. That was it.

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29. That's all. I didn't mean it. That's all. I'm just saying I didn't mean it.

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30. Ok.

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31. I am attracted to weird, wrong men. I dated a violent karate instructor and then an unemployed fireman. Life has been complicated. I've made some decisions that I'm not proud of; my marriage, being overly litigious with my family. I orgasm fairly easily. Michael was kind of like my dirty secret, you know, having sex with him, oh I was just turned on by my own degradation. Um, why, anyway, I was told by somebody recently that I respect that I'm old enough to have a mature relationship, and that's what this whole evening is about and I have high hopes.

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32. Michael, last Friday one of your employees attacked another employee in your office!

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33. Is Toby there?

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34. Ok, what... what is the situation Toby?

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35. Thank God.

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36. All right, well are you gonna take care of this?

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37. What did I tell you about 'yeppers?'

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38. I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?

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39. Why don't we talk next month, after the quarter ends?

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40. Today. All right, well, uh, if you want to do it today, we should meet in person, and uh, can you get here by five?

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41. Great. Uh, and listen. Because of our, uh, our... you know, situation, we're gonna need to have a third party present.

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42. Da--- Darryl from the warehouse?

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43. No, Michael. We, we need an HR rep. So, uh, I think you should just bring Toby.

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44. Michael, he's your branch's HR rep...

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45. ...and we need someone else, in the room, because of our relationship. You know this. Michael, either Toby comes with you, or we don't do it.

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46. Thank you, Hunter. Hello. Come in. Ah, Okay.

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47. That's my new assistant.

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48. I have to call you the second I get a new assistant?

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49. Hi, Toby. First--- First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation. All matters regarding our personal relationship have to be set aside. Are we clear?

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50. Right now we can offer you a 6% raise.

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51. Oh, God.

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52. Michael---

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53. Michael---

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54. Okay, Michael. Please, why don't we just take a break. This is really going nowhere.

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55. Ok, Toby, how about if you...

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56. Great.

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57. What's wrong with you?

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58. Okay, Michael. I can offer you a 12% raise, but you have got to ask for 15.

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59. No, just... I just need you to ask for it, so I can record that you asked for it. Okay?

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60. No. But we can offer you 12.

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61. Michael!

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62. Michael, ...

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63. ...come over after work tonight, OK? I miss your body.

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64. I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser.

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65. $300?

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66. You know whatever. Just let my assistant know if you're coming over so he can get more vodka, OK? Hunter, are you on?

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67. Michael... I was, um... I was really unhappy with our conversation earlier. And I... I just - I couldn't stop thinking about it. So I decided that I would drive down here and apologize to you in person. So... I'm sorry.

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68. So... we're good?

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69. Oh. Hold on, I'm sorry.

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70. One second. Oh! It's from you. Uh, you wanna grab some dinner?

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71. OK. 'It's me, Michael. I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break, permanently. And, uh, I know everybody says this, but I want...'

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72. Oh.

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73. So how are you liking the Wall Street Journal subscription?

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74. Are you reading it everyday, like we decided you would?

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75. Good, good, it's the best business reporting isn't it?

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76. Wait, wait, what cartoons?

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77. [Sigh]

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78. Right uh, Michael.

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79. Michael.

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80. Uh, how are you?

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81. I'm great. Uh, can we, can we talk... privately... for a minute?

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82. I just, I uh... I don't uh... I, I don't, I don't like the way that we left things.

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83. Okay.

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84. Been good.

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85. Good.

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86. Sorry to drop by unexpectedly. I uh, I tried calling, but I kept getting voice mail.

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87. After you ended... everything with us, I went on a vacation.

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88. To kinda clear my mind.

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89. It was. Yeah, it was good. I think I'll just get right to the point, you know? Um, I, I feel good about myself for the first time in a really long time.

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90. I've made some big changes in my life and... I miss you. I want us to get back together.

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91. Ohh...

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92. So... there are a lot of things that I would like to do differently.

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93. I feel like, when we first got together, that I had a problem with my priorities.

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94. And if we could talk about a way to approach a possible reconciliation...

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95. Thanks.

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96. Oh, okay.

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97. Well, I um, I have to get back, but I will see you in New York tomorrow, right?

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98. Good luck with your interview. Bye.

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99. Hey you!

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100. How was your interview?

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