Jan Levinson Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Corporate VP, candle entrepreneur.

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1. How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I'd tell you.

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2. Yeah I'm really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. We're loving it, yeah. I'm kind of a supermom.

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3. Yeah. Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... I love that commercial.

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4. Well, Michael, it was nice to get your call.

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5. Are you gonna keep me in suspense?

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6. No, so what couldn't wait?

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7. Michael Scott, you are here for a post mortem.

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8. You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.

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9. No! In the beginning we were not good.

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10. Well if there's anything exciting about it it's because we both knew it was wrong!

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11. No, ok. Imagine there's a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn't like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn't like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!

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12. No I'm the princess, and the queen.

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13. Assy! Awwhhh how was school?

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14. What did you learn?

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15. You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.

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16. He finished his movie? No kidding. Wow, that's great. Yeah that's good for him.

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17. You son of a bitch. You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?

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18. Where's Wallace?

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19. I was under the impression that David Wallace would be coming. He bought back Dunder Mifflin, correct?

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20. Molly! David Wallace is in Vermont.

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21. Molly. I am not Tom. I am Jan.

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22. I thought it would be fun to have a little chat with uh, David Wallace after all these years. Oh, well. What are you doing?

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23. Stop.

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24. Stop that.

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25. No, I do.

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26. Insightful, Pam.

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27. Pam?

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28. I'm a very busy woman, so...

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29. Fine. I will show you one... slide show.

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30. Mommy, you're a princess. Mommy, you're a superstar. Mommy you're the greatest. How can I ever fill your sho-o-o-es?

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31. Aw.

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32. Well, that -- that was -- that was me too.

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33. Cece can't spell her name.

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34. Well, it's not really much of a comparison, is it? I mean, 'Cece' is two letters and 'Astrid' is... I mean, there's even some adults who -- who -- who can't spell it.

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35. Can you spell it? Try to spell it, Pam.

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36. Don't patronize me.

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37. No.

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38. I -- I --

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39. I don't recall. And yes, Molly is crap.

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40. Will you uh, you. Can you turn around for me, please? Dwight you can go. I will call you in a week or so and let you know whether I want your business.

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41. Do you have a valid passport?

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42. Hello?

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43. Oh, Andy.

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44. Really?

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45. Hmm.

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46. Seriously? You're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract to gouge me now for more money? Is that what you're doing?

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47. Yeah.

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48. You know what? You know what, uh, Nard dog? There is an option in the contract that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing. So, I would like to exercise that option.

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49. Tell Angela to send me a final invoice.

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