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Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 9)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

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  1. Local musician? Local legend! I used to come hear you play every week at the Deerhead.

    Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47671

  2. Hey, why don't you and me play those?

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  3. Seriously, that was hot. Feel like you and the newsman had a groove going.

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  4. Hey, you caught some of that?

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  5. What, you don't like the blues?

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  6. Yeah, maybe everyone move one instrument to the right?

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  7. Yeah they kind of had a specific sound that didn't really fit in with our thing.

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  8. No man, we are.

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  9. No, no, no.

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  10. Every day.

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  11. You know, I just got Limitless on my iPad. I bet I could get it on the TV.

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  12. J-j-j-ju...

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  13. Shh! Movie's almost over.

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  14. I got Source Code on the way back.

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  15. That's fascinating. Tell me, what's the significance of the peach orchard, thought?

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  16. Hunger for hamburger.

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  17. That's good.

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  18. Andy, this is inappropriate. People died here, man.

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  19. Hey.

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  20. Back at the bus. We were locked out. Phyllis is sitting on the ground eating a dirty sandwich.

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  21. I hate myself.

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  22. Hey, Devil's Den is that way, we should check it out. That's where the snipers hid.

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  23. I'll come with you.

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  24. Hey man.

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  25. Taking a load off huh?

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  26. Good luck with that.

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  27. You don't have to say it if you're doing it.

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  28. Uh weight lifting yeah.

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  29. I'll take a look.

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  30. I've been meaning to join a gym. For my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black President. I didn't realize how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really, really gay President. Or a supermodel President. I want to see all the different kinds of Presidents.

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  31. Um no. This is not a gym. This is like a scene out of Saw 5.

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  32. Obviously you know how a gym works. So you know I'm not going to pay money for this. You want people to come to your gym? Make a real gym.

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  33. Make a real gym.

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  34. Getting my sweat on.

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  35. I just did, like, 35 minutes on the treadmill.

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  36. No.

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  37. Dude, I'm gonna be here all week, right? Five days a week, I figure I'll start slow.

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  38. It's Lejon Brames.

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  39. You know, get it right.

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  40. Yeah, I'm gonna ask questions and I might not do what you say.

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  41. Okay, I'm not doing that.

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  42. Looks that way.

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  43. This doesn't help me. I don't respond to that kind of strategy.

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  44. Dwight, come back and spot me.

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  45. To push this bar up.

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  46. Help me!

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  47. To look good for Val!

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  48. This thing could take your arm off, your head off, you know, just exercise caution.

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  49. Alright.

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  50. Oh yeah, and um there's a Christmas party upstairs tonight, wanted to tell you about.

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  51. Popsicles?

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  52. Well you should definitely come. The foreman always comes. Plus it's fun, you know cookies, smoked fish, alcohol, people acting stupid.

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  53. Oh, it's nice, it's real nice. People get dressed up.

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  54. I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghost-buster.

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  55. I thought you'd wear a sweater.

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  56. Come on, stay, alright? It's good for people to get to know you.

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  57. Hi.

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  58. Check out this song I wrote: I'ma love you downstairs tonight...

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  59. I'm in.

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  60. It's trivia.

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  61. That's a great plan.

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  62. You just made a good idea, a great idea.

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  63. What?

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  64. There were times on the two and a half hour drive when I experienced doubt. That's the thing about long drives, you know, you're always going to- this is a gay bar.

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  65. Yes, Shawn Marion.

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  66. Chill, man. This plan is airtight.

    Season 8 · Episode 11 · Line 48901

  67. Yeah, we're going to get clobbered.

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  68. Val. You made it.

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  69. Uh oh, look at this. Red plastic cup, red plastic cup. How about that?

    Season 8 · Episode 12 · Line 49118

  70. Mmm.

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  71. You know, I don't think I've ever been in this exact angle before. I was scared at first, but I like it.

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  72. Yeah, sure, sure. I'll be right in.

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  73. I've been working out. But, the problem is, I've been building muscle underneath. And that top layer hasn't burned off yet. Awkward stage.

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  74. Hey Val. Want a beer? It might taste better than that pool water you've been drinking.

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  75. Cool.

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  76. Cannonball! Let's do this!

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  77. Nice.

    Season 8 · Episode 12 · Line 49307

  78. Why?

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Line 49378

  79. Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?

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  80. Jim, I got my ass chewed out because one of your orders got messed up. And Andy, you said you drove him to the courthouse.

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  81. It's all good, we got this.

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  82. I have a kid. Last week, Jim at home? That was no vacation.

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  83. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! So you're just gonna throw away perfectly good food?

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  84. Eat it.

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  85. Eat. It.

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  86. Correction: we don't care.

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  87. You hired your actor friend to come here as a cop?

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  88. So if I started singing 'Down By the Old Mill Stream', you couldn't join me in a three part harmony. Down by the, down by the, down by the....

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  89. Old, mill, stream.

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  90. Mm hmm.

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  91. What do we have here?

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  92. Val knit me a beanie. But I can't if it's a 'we're just friends' beanie or a 'I'm hot, you're hot, let's get it poppin'' beanie. So I'm gonna up the ante, give her a clearly romantic gift, and we'll get to the meaning of the beanie.

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  93. Notice anything different about me?

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  94. Super comfortable. Like sweatpants for my head.

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  95. Wow. It's like the nation of Islam down here.

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  96. Oh, this is a gift, for....my man Nate here.

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  97. Yeah.

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  98. Hey.

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  99. No, no, no. Maybe just later.

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  100. Just a hunch. Your gift is on the way.

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