Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 13)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

1,281 quotes · page 13 of 13

1. Hey, man. Darryl.

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2. And we all know, baseball does not last forever.

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3. Subway sandwiches.

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4. The space dust does it.

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5. Yeah.

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6. Wow. Yeah, we gonna read it.

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7. Yeah, Jim.

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8. It's so strong.

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9. We can look into it.

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10. We'll go after Darth then.

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11. That's what we gotta do.

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12. It does not say dangerous. And there's no exclamation point.

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13. Something full of acid.

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14. That was great man. Alright, I'm out of here.

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15. Yep.

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16. I was in The Whiz in high school.

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17. Hold up, I'm looking at my spit with a microscope.

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18. So?

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19. Andy Bernard can't squirt water in his eye and act like it doesn't freak him out. But you know who can? Older Male Lab Assistant Number One.

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20. I believe I want to go home.

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21. Action!

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22. I just think you're going into this a little fast.

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23. Show business is cold. Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't. They're not gonna cut you any slack. You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack.

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24. You talk to Wade and Colin?

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25. We got an offer on the table.

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26. A buyout.

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27. We're in play, baby.

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28. We did it! Hey, and look, the buyers wanna make sure it's not just a Philly play, so get this: they're gonna pay for us to go pitch out west. We talking Spurs, the Jazz, Cowboys. Blake Griffin, baby.

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29. Yeah, we did it.

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30. Wade said we could do the whole country in three months.

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31. Can't do what?

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32. No, no, Jim. This is different. This is everything.

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33. What up?

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34. Delivered all my furniture to Philly. Hey, keep it down, though. Nobody knows I'm here.

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35. I hate goodbyes, so last week, when I left Dunder Mifflin for good, I pulled the old Irish Exit. Just slipped out without making a big deal. No hard feelings. No feelings at all.

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36. Thanks, man.

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37. Yep. Take care.

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38. Hey.

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39. No, no, I'm not here actually. These donuts are part of my escape from the guys at the warehouse I didn't say goodbye to.

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40. We livin' like rock stars. I'm about to eat free steaks with my sports heroes in 32 different cities.

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41. Jim really doesn't want to come?

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42. Wow. Man. I hope he doesn't regret it.

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43. Jim is happy here, selling paper at Dunder Mifflin?

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44. If you say so. Hey, good seeing you. Remember, I was never here. All right, then.

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45. Oh, hey. Hey, what's up, y'all?

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46. Oh, my bad. Goodbye, everybody.

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47. I don't think I sh-

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48. Guess I'm going upstairs.

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49. I didn't realize we were this close.

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50. Uh' yeah. Depending on traffic.

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51. These dudes are definitely in a weird mood. Picked the wrong day to return a truck.

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52. Well, it's been great.

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53. Maybe forever. Anyhow'

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54. Oh, oh, I'm sure we did.

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55. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Okay, I made the mistake of sneaking out of here and that's on me. But I'm not gonna spend the rest of the day here doing stuff with you cause you're feeling sentimental.

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56. Hey, hey, hey. I'll do one thing with y'all.

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57. I don't care, choose amongst yourselves. Not the van though.

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58. You chose one thing?

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59. You want to dance?

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60. This is what you want?

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61. Better get some decent speakers up here then, cause we're gonna do this right.

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62. I wanted to leave quietly. It seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front while Erin pretends to hump me from behind is a more accurate tribute to my years here. I'm gonna miss these guys.

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63. Hello, hello.

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64. Hey, what's up?

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65. What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual.

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66. Hey, man. How are you doing? I, um'I didn't call 'cause I figured you changed the number.

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67. Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend and the Doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet.

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68. You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town?

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69. Hey, Pam! How are you?

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70. I love it. And it's Athleap now. And the city is amazing.

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71. Yeah. Yeah, it's hot. The music is awesome. And the tacos are'for real.

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72. Woah-Oh! Haven't been in one of these in forever.

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73. That happens a lot?

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74. Let's get a drink in you, huh?

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75. Right there.

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76. Thank you go much.

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77. Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. No offense. You going, Toby?

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78. What? All right!

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79. Hey, come here. You guys need to see this.

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80. You did good. Real good.

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81. Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?

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