Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 7)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

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1. I've been reading the comics to my daughter since she was three years old. Not once I have used the real captions to Family Circus. That crazy family is hilarious to her for one reason: me.

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2. Gabe, tell us your stupid rules so we can start the game.

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3. Wrap it up, Gabe.

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4. Send me one too.

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5. You crushed our spirits, Gabe. Congrats. You're a big man, huh? Take a lot to destroy the creativity of a whole group of people.

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6. Dreaming he's a dog on a island.

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7. Thinking about my grandmother a lot.

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8. She was about to turn 97.

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9. Thank you. 'Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted.' 'Have fun today, big guy.' 'Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop.'

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10. Hooray. Live it up big D. ' 'Days like this don't come often enough. Time to celebrate. You deserve this'?

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11. [tears welling up in his eyes]

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12. Rachel from the party?

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13. Nice. Do the damn thing. - Pow!

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14. Yeah, it's a little much.

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15. Obviously, so happy for them both.

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16. That thing were you softly exhale on her neck.

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17. Okay. I'll keep working.

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18. I can hear you.

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19. You got it. Pick it up. Take it out.

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20. Pick it up.

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21. Take it out. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Take it out.

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22. Make that face he likes.

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23. I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it'd be good for my daughter to see a black man as president. Even in a silly home movie. What a stupid waste of time.

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24. So this new computer you found in the warehouse.

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25. Yeah, you really did. 'Cause I know every INCH of that warehouse.

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26. Maybe you could go back down there and see if you can find me some extra sick days.

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27. Really? 'Cause I think maybe I saw five.

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28. We should play it.

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29. It's Dallas the game, we can figure it out.

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30. Well, shall we make it a little interesting?

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31. And I'm gonna play this here share the wealth card.

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32. Which entitles me to half of both of y'alls money so if you don't mind.

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33. It was in the box.

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34. Thank you.

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35. Dallas indeed.

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36. I told you we're way past rules. We have been for some time now. We start having rules now, everything we built collapses.

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37. Yeah where is it?

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38. Kind of embarassing.

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39. It's cool that you like the southwest. It's one of my favorite regions.

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40. It's one of my favorite regions? Did I just sound totally lame? No, I sounded good.

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41. I love the desert. It's one of my favorite ecosystems.

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42. Finish the joke, Andy. What do African Americans call?

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43. So this is a ten-gallon hat, huh?

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44. Cool, cool. Alright, see you later.

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45. No, I'm good. Keep them.

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46. Mike, why do you have to control how he perceives it in his mind?

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47. Damn that was cold.

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48. [starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down]

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49. Hey.

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50. That's sweet Mike. Let's see here. There's a chapter, called Gum. With one sentence. Everybody likes the guy who offers him a stick of gum.

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51. No. Can't let you do that Mike.

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52. Seriously?

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53. Snap, for real?

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54. The winner: under 'Special Skills,' Mr. Don Feiner put 'Juggling.'

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55. Hey, saw Jim come in. We meeting?

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56. Damn!

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57. Daaamn! Mad respect for my brotha!

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58. The man is paying me to take Chinese. I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.

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59. Do it!

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60. I'll take him.

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61. What's wrong with you?

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62. Yeah.

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63. I was talking like this. I don't feel good about it, but he just kept calling himself a gunshot victim and it got to me.

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64. Nine first.

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65. Good morning.

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66. Good morning.

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67. I did.

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68. I have a solid relationship with Jo, the company's owner. I have management experience. I have a good friendship with Jim, the head of the Search Committee, and it doesn't hurt that I'm... bla-aaack!

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69. Thank you.

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70. Think about it! What other mammal, besides humans, drinks the milk of another mammal? I mean, you don't see a bear drinking raccoon milk.

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71. So this is cool. I think we make a good fit.

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72. Uh... yes?! I was. Little joke!

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73. I thought that was your job.

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74. I'll answer that, Jim. I would use it as an opportunity to teach, uh, about actions... and consequences... of actions.

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75. Who's that?

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76. I... I just thought you knew me.

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77. Let me... Oh. Cool.

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78. Yes, there used to be a paper clip that would pop up and say 'Looks like you are writing a letter or resume. Would you like help? I believe his name was... Clippy.

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79. So, uh... here you go.

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80. Hope it's all right.

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81. The guy who was in here earlier, interviewed after me, how'd he do?

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82. Ehh, that's not who I'm talking about.

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83. Yes. How did he do?

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84. Come on man. I'm being serious. Don't joke.

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85. Yes, thanks to you, who promoted me, after we, uh, interfaced.

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86. Paper material, ma'am.

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87. Pieces of paper.

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88. Jada, no, no, no, Jada, what are you doing? Oh. So sorry, guys. I hope my family didn't disrupt your meeting.

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89. Maybe, sweetheart. Single dad. Challenges.

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90. Okay, shush it. This was a mistake. Let's go.

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91. Every day I have a blueberry muffin. Today, I did not have a blueberry muffin. Should have had the blueberry muffin... especially considering how incredibly superstitious I am.

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92. I'm lifting.

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93. Yeah, I wanted the manager job, but I got somethin' much better. This soda. This is mine.

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94. Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.

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95. Good times.

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96. Chicken piccata, salad on the side please.

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97. It's ok E-Dog, just who called?

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98. No no no no. I like her.

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99. Nah man, we get along now. Real well.

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100. I'll introduce you.

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