Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 6)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

1,281 quotes · page 6 of 13

1. I'm good.

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2. This is embarrassing, Michael.

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3. Let me put my shoes on.

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4. I'm not mad. Are you mad?

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5. Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you.

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6. Mike.

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7. You made a bad call. And I fixed it. So I'm not apologizing.

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8. That's it.

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9. Yes.

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10. No.

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11. You're gonna be missing out on some good ideas.

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12. You said no to this one!

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13. What have you done for me?

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14. What have you done for me?

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15. Ed Truck hired me. Jo promoted me. Gabe listened to me. All you've ever done is say no to me. I have ambition. And you kept me at the same level for years.

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16. I don't understand the point of a hat.

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17. Cool. Okay. Sorry I lied.

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18. Sometimes it seems like it was better down in the warehouse, you know?

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19. This was your freshman year.

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20. No. I got some work to do. I do got big plans with this company.

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21. We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?

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22. I agree. I think it's superb.

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23. Take a shot.

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24. Wow, so much Asia stuff. I wonder if there's a guy in China right now, looking at a bunch of our stuff.

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25. Andy look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between the tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters... I'd choose you.

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26. And I'd blow your mind.

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27. Where you been?

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28. Cable's out.

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29. Look, this is a marketing campgain. You got nine days. Let's say you do get the money. What are you going to do with it?

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30. Is it any particular branch of Washington University?

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31. W.U.P.H.F.

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32. They only want it for the initials.

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33. Yeah, sell!

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34. If everybody wants to sell, we sell, right?

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35. Consider it a WUPHF in person.

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36. You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back. Tell Mike To Sell.

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37. It's not that we don't believe in the company, We don't believe in you.

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38. What is wrong with you? What happened to you in High School?

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39. Hey Andy.

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40. You gotta stop texting me so much.

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41. You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text. Ask yourself is this something Darryl needs to know. The answers almost always no.

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42. No.

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43. There was a time when the only people who texted you were people you wanted to text you. Girls. And they'd all say the same thing. 'I'm coming over baby.' And I would text back 'BTB', bring that booty.

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44. 'Are you watching this?' Seriously?

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45. I'm sitting right here.

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46. Megan Fox. Question mark. What's that mean?

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47. You know what, you're one bad text away from getting blocked.

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48. You accept these terms?

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49. Come to parking lot. Crazy pigeon action?

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50. That's a text.

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51. That's your new standard.

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52. I'll take one of those pink pouches.

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53. I feel good today. My little girl Jada? It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. I tivoed her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. iCarly... You know who's funny on that show? The friend with the video camera. He's got a nice way of talking.

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54. Come on, now, Justine, look... Listen, look, I've been planning this, okay? You cannot do this, Justine.

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55. She did?

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56. I don't know... I thought I was enough family for my daughter.

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57. Don't come in, I'm busy.

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58. Uh, no.

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59. No. Thank you for your interest in my truck.

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60. Hey... You know what, I could use a breath of fresh air. Let's do it.

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61. I just, no, she be talking to your mom or something. This is my daughter too, Justine! You seem to think, oh... pick a damn tree already.

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62. Jada don't want to spend Christmas with me. She told her mom it wasn't as much fun. And how could she say that? You know, I took her to the toy store to buy her own presents.

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63. Her mom wants me to take her to mass. I guess that's something to do.

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64. How do I do that?

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65. Are you serious?

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66. No, he doesn't. I told her Santa would be here.

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67. Sure, sweetie.

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68. Ohh, that sounds fun and Christmasy, you mean old grinch!

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69. Maybe the grinch hid the Christmas star, and we could ask for clues, and he'll tell us if we're hot or cold.

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70. And the game's over seconds later.

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71. What do you want, baby? We got some granola, got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies...

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72. Hey, Mike.

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73. We wanted to give you something.

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74. What do you say?

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75. You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa...'

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76. I'll come with you, show you how it's done.

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77. My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.

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78. I got that cutie behind the counter.

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79. Whoa, I work at a paper company, those things terrify me. They could put us out of business, you know? I heard those machines hold like, ten books at once.

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80. Holy, what? Let me see that. It's so light. Like a croissant.

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81. Hey, how'd you do?

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82. Really?

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83. Cool.

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84. A book about oceans.

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85. No, that's uh. Porn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... porn.

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86. Whoa! Hold on.

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87. Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.

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88. I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.

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89. What kind of chicks are you going to meet there?

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90. We're going skating.

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91. Sup?

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92. To the arcade.

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93. Why, did you meet someone?

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94. Right on, son.

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95. Right.

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96. Ahem!

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97. They're a bunch of jackals.

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98. They left you in the lurch, and if they want to jump in, it means you're almost there. You did this. Bring it home.

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99. What's it say?

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100. And I will take you all down.

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