Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 11)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

1,281 quotes · page 11 of 13

1. Good luck to you.

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2. Let's see that smile. Go on.

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3. Cool.

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4. Actually, Andy, we call this one Dwight, Jr.

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5. This seems like the kind of thing white people with dreadlocks do.

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6. Go, Dwight Jr!

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7. Congratulations, baby!

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8. You got this, Roy.

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9. Everyone, we have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to discuss Erin's confidence.

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10. Andy made me his consigliere. Which means Assistant Regional Manager. I guess he thought I'd be into The Godfather 'cause I'm black. Wrong! I'm into The Godfather 'cause I'm a cinephile. I like Scarface 'cause I'm black.

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11. OK, um, I like Erin's hair. It's a very pretty color.

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12. Um, where did you get that story?

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13. That was a good one.

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14. It's getting late. I thought you guys could use a little inspiration.

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15. 127 hours. It's about this guy who-

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16. My bad.

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17. Goodnight.

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18. Oh, ok.

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19. It's all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient. Life hacking, baby. This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower. Saved my self 90 seconds. Which I just used to explain this to you. Damn it!

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20. Since Andy promoted me to assistant regional manager, I've been trying to step my game up, you know, be more productive. In fact, you know what? Let's knock out a few more of these sound bites while we're here. Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.

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21. You log in sales at ten different times. If you log 'em all at once, you save a lot of time. It's called batching.

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22. Life hacking, man.

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23. Tracee Ellis Ross. Daughter of the First Lady of Motown, Diana Ross.

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24. What?! Really?

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25. Huh ha! That's cool, man.

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26. Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.

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27. Yes, yes, yes.

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28. I included some time saving ideas...

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29. Look, Andy, even if your ancestors did own slaves, it wouldn't be your fault. This is only weird if you make it weird.

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30. You're gonna po' mouth

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31. Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes to talk about productivity suggestions'

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32. That could work.

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33. I'm going for a walk.

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34. I'm done. I gotta get out of here.

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35. It's not just today, it's everyday. It seems like the better title I have, the stupider my job gets.

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36. Hmm. Yeah right

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37. Like what?

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38. What kind of job?

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39. Hell yeah!

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40. That sounds awesome!

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41. I love Philly!

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42. It's not even a thought'

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43. What? Wait, wait, wait? So what? This happening?

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44. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. for sure. Man! And Pam's into it?

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45. Oh, come on, man. I thought you had something real.

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46. It's not real... until your wife is on board.

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47. Yeah. You too, huh?

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48. Hey! He deserves this. And he said I could get in on it too. Yeah.

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49. That was a triple.

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50. My pleasure.

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51. Hey, if you don't want to teach me Power Point, just say so.

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52. Come on! Just show me the Power Point.

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53. You're the tutorial.

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54. You could be.

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55. What are you doing?

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56. You popped one kernel.

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57. Correct.

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58. Stop.

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59. Too late.

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60. You went to Cornell?

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61. I can't really picture it. Can you... get it on there. Yeah. And maybe, get the cheeks.

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62. Get under your chin first. Yeah.

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63. Take it all the way up to your lip, yeah.

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64. Yeah, that's crazy.

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65. Who?

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66. Sounds great.

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67. If we sell everything but the boat, your mom should be set for about six months.

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68. I worked at a Jiffy Lube.

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69. I would if I owned it and I went broke.

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70. Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.

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71. He's been sailing for two days.

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72. Daaaaamn! It just keeps on coming, huh?

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73. What are y'all doing?

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74. Cool. It should be taller though, right?

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75. That's what I'm talkin' about.

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76. Bang.

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77. Well, yeah, what can I say, a player's gotta play.

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78. Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But I'm gonna let them think the other thing.

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79. Ah-Ha-Ha! Philly! Exciting stuff, man.

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80. So you sure you remembered everything for your trip?

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81. Think that through for a sec.

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82. Yeah, Jim's going to philly tomorrow. He said he was gonna take me with him, but that was two months ago. And I haven't heard anything since. I mean, he said that, right?

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83. What else could you possibly be forgetting?

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84. Things? People?

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85. Jim, that guy. You gotta stick to your word! Like when you say something to a buddy, a real buddy...what are you gonna do, lie? To your buddy? It's awful.

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86. Meredith's a little cute. I'm just realizing. She got, like, a Emma Stone thing.

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87. Boo!

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88. I'm gonna tell Jim to go himself.

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89. Back for more, huh?

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90. You!

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91. That's great.

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92. Thanks, man.

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93. I shall come by at your convenience.

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94. Whoo!

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95. Oh! Whoa!

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96. Sucks. Anyway, I just don't see it. The Knicks are tough.The Nets are tough.

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97. Alright. I mean, it's what you want, so...

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98. I know, I know. It's just hard.

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99. Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Philly, I'm gonna need my freedom. So, I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here's how you do it. You say, 'What are you gonna do, breakup with me?' Like it's a joke, and then you gain a lot of weight.

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100. I'll never be sorry, not for a moment of it.

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