Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 12)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

1,281 quotes · page 12 of 13

1. Alright, we're going down to my warehouse, that means we're playing by my rules. No messing with the baler and be cool in front of me and Val. We just broke up.

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2. Yeah, she ended things.

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3. Thanks, man.

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4. Oh, hey Val.

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5. Yeah.

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6. When I was a kid, my grandmother used to make me chocolate cake when I wasn't feeling good. She's not around to do that anymore. I'm sorry, I just need a moment to myself just to clear my head.

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7. Huh?

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8. Oh, no. I mean, I want to, I just...I don't want to force you into something you don't want to do.

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9. But...

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10. I'm back together with Val. Yay...

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11. Heading to Philly. Interview with Jim's company.

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12. Why don't you come along and tell him yourself?

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13. I was born ready! No, I suck at interviews. I had Andy's job in the bag until my interview.

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14. Yeah, I guess'

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15. Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!

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16. If this company's going down, I wanna go down on it. With it. I wanna go down with it.

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17. Yeah.

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18. 'Mandate'- Always think of two men on a date. I have gay friends' I have one gay friend. Oscar?

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19. Ummm' Alright. Obviously y'all look really busy, and uh, I don't want to waste your time anymore. Sorry, I just uhh' Obviously I'm not qualified to be here man, I'm' I'm a warehouse manager, you know'

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20. Cool. Hey, thanks'

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21. Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh' I wrote some down. There you go. Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me!

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22. Yeah, yeah me too. I think it'd be like' You know what? I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot' Perfecto! Oh my god'

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23. So I'm like a three year old girl in this scenario'

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24. And I'd only get to see Jada on the weekends. You know, I'm' I'm not so sure I'd like living in Philadelphia.

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25. Who needs it?

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26. What? How about yesterday?

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27. Oh, thank you.

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28. Yes, I love Philly! Two-One-Five or die!

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29. Kill their fish, and they still hire me. That's how you do that, baby. It's all good, I'm ready. Y'all ready for this?

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30. Nothing stupid about working for yourself. Hanging out with pro athletes, getting free tickets to the games. That's why I'm doing it.

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31. Yeah, just weekends for now, but pretty soon, I'm switching over.

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32. Yep.

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33. Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting. I'm getting all my work done here. No customers have complained. Nobody even knows.

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34. Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, but two of our trucks were down for repairs. It's very unlikely it would happen again.

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35. Loyalty.

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36. Darryl is dating Val... still.

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37. Dwight, look, I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? Athlead is my future. No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, but if I can have fun at work, I want that.

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38. It can.

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39. I don't do that anymore.

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40. [sighs]

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41. All right, let's get this over with.

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42. How far is this place?

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43. Fun.

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44. They have fast food in Philly.

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45. Exactly like this.

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46. It's 30 degrees out. You drinkin' a mildshake?

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47. You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant where they make minimum wage.

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48. You missed a spot.

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49. [clears throat]

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50. No. I was clearing my throat.

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51. [watching you tube video, laughing]

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52. And replay.

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53. I'm gonna miss the paper business.

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54. They smell so bad.

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55. Your friends are like Spider-man, if he had gotten bitten by a spider and then got really into masturbating.

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56. How much did you pay for that?

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57. Everybody knows I go to Philly. I've just been using sick days I saved up. But, Erin was so excited about being sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it.

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58. Hey.

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59. Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates.

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60. Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom.

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61. Which usually means there's clothes all over the living room.

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62. I love Jim. I love that he hooked me up with a job. It's just, he uses old t-shirts as wash rags. He doesn't wash his dishes. Apparently, they need to soak... He hooked me up with a job.

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63. Already on it. I ordered them by their Google trend ranking so we know who to hit first.

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64. Yes sir.

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65. You too... Darryl.

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66. It's cool. Reading's tricky sometimes.

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67. That's my go-to thermos. That's all.

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68. No big deal. No big deal.

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69. Nah, nah...

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70. Nah, nah, nah. You don't have to do that.

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71. I don't know. You gonna wash it? Or you gonna let it soak?

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72. Thank you.

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73. Oh, hey.

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74. I usually watch TV during my lunch breaks. It's cool?

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75. All right.

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76. I didn't say anything.

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77. Excuse me?

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78. What you need flour for, Jim?

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79. What? You making bread?

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80. What kind of bread you making? Pumpernickel?

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81. All right, I'm being a jerk. You got me this job. I should be grateful. I am, I just... you know, I get finicky about my stuff. That's all.

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82. We good.

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83. Nothing. It's mine. What happened to my Tavis Smileys?

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84. He's not my hire, but I know who he is.

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85. What? Is he retiring? You getting him a gift or something?

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86. I know he loves his pick up truck.

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87. Hey. While I got you on the phone, your husband's like a sloppy, homeless hobo. Can you fix that?

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88. Oh. Come on!

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89. Damn!

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90. That felt really good, actually.

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91. No... yes, yes. Why wouldn't I... wanna pretend to be gay? Got no problem with that.

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92. Stop talking 'bout it. I said I'm fine with it.

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93. Oh, it works. Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love. More love than your small mind can comprehend. And we have two disposable incomes. And no kids. And we're taking our business elsewhere.

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94. Man, you can't do that stuff. You'll only find pain. When my ex-wife got into my e-mail account, she was devastated.

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95. Hey, Andy.

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96. You've got a booger bubble going on there.

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97. It's ok.

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98. Don't use his real name. George Howard Scubb. It's a devil name.

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99. That's big of you, man. Takes a lot of courage.

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100. Somebody just needs to get her attention, tell her it's not OK to do this in public.

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