Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

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1. It's not my real name.

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2. Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.

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3. We're loading at one.

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4. No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that's the busy time.

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5. All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.

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6. Just getting a tea bag.

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7. Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.

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8. No, that's not as much fun. You know what?

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9. You're on.

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10. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

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11. You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.

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12. Block, block, block!

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13. Take your shot man!

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14. That was you.

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15. Yeah, this isn't happening.

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16. Yeah.

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17. Iverson. Yeah, always man. It's very important.

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18. Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.

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19. Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?

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20. Well, those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?

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21. Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.

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22. I think he feels bad.

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23. Hiding from his momma.

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24. Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. I banged this girl right here. This is...

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25. Yes, this is the one.

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26. You remember? Yes!

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27. Yes! Right here. You are a naughty girl!

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28. Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.

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29. Yeah.

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30. Yeah, I've seen Santa.

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31. Who cares?

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32. Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I'm done.

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33. I had to. I needed defense.

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34. It's defense.

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35. It is worth it.

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36. Are you kidding? You wait.

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37. That's okay, Mike.

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38. All right. Thanks, man.

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39. Yeah.

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40. How about the sales department is the sails?

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41. What?

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42. That's what I'm talking about!

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43. Por favor, tequila seoor.

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44. What you say, bitch? You know, you might be right.

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45. What... What's that? Whatcha doing?

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46. That was definitely not dancing.

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47. Paper business.

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48. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah. Mo'fo, mo'fo.

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49. Mmm-hmm. Now you've got to drink.

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50. My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.

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51. Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.

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52. The experience...

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53. It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.

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54. Mike.

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55. Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.

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56. Look, would ya... look.

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57. We're the ones that got to clean that up!

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58. My priority is safety.

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59. So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.

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60. Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.

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61. That bothers me too.

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62. I hate that too.

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63. No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?

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64. You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.

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65. We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder

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66. But we get paid a lot less.

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67. You know this would not happen if we had a union.

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68. That's what we need.

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69. Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.

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70. It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?

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71. Man, hook you up.

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72. Union! Union, yeah.

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73. Are you with us Mike?

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74. Welcome to the warehouse.

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75. This is not a good idea right here.

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76. Hey Michael. This ain't over.

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77. That's my office.

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78. Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.

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79. You must be pretty strong, huh?

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80. You think you could beat me up?

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81. Then you gotta have muscles, man. You got some muscles? Let's see.

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82. Man, you have got to be kidding me.

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83. Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.

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84. Except my warehouse.

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85. We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.

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86. What?

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87. Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?

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88. Dinkin' flicka.

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89. I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, 'Fleece it out.' 'Going mach five.' 'Dinkin' flicka.' You know, things us Negroes say.

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90. Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.

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91. Yeah. Can Dunder Mifflin afford that?

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92. What?

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93. Mike, we're not shipping as much as we did last year.

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94. Hey Mike.

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95. Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.

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96. I wasn't.

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97. Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. So he's keeping on the whole crew. So, we good.

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98. Hang on little ladies. You don't need this thing, I'll go grab my synthesizer.

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99. Hey. Hey, look, when you get done with your... meeting, you should, uh, come to the break room. We're having a party.

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100. All right. Se you later...

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