Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

1,281 quotes · page 5 of 13

1. I brought those in. It's my birthday. That's some stone-cold narcissism right there.

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2. Thank you.

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3. Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum.

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4. Sounds all right.

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5. I didn't say 'a'ight.'

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6. I like the sound of this. Maybe one day I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something?

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7. I got my whole life to be a minority executive. I only have about a year left in these knees, though.

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8. Curl up with your favorite DVD.

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9. Wow. That dude is good.

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10. You didn't feel like he was hiding something?

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11. Like he was... covering something up? Maybe.

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12. Two years ago, Andy blamed the warehouse for a late shipment that he forgot to process. We got yelled at pretty bad. Almost lost my job, and I was mad as hell at the time. But I said 'Darryl, just wait. He's a fool. There's gonna be an opportunity. Just be patient.'

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13. Close the door.

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14. I don't have a plan exactly. More of a loose structure. Gives me freedom to improvise. It's like jazz. Andy don't mess with me. I'll figure something out.

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15. Some freaky stuff going on. I was walking behind Gabe and I heard some things.

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16. It was kind of mumbled, I don't know, uh, only thing I could make out clearly was 'Andy,' 'Problem,' 'Eliminate,' something. I don't know what it meant.

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17. Whoa. I hadn't even thought of that.

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18. Look, I'm not down there anymore, so if the guys start making fun of you, you just, you gotta stand up for yourself.

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19. Glen, could you excuse us?

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20. It's bad.

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21. It's real bad.

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22. Still no plan.

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23. It's getting bigger.

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24. I can videotape it.

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25. There it is.

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26. What?

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27. You haven't even introduced yourself.

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28. You should talk in a higher voice 'cause the camera makes you sound weird.

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29. Higher.

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30. Mm-hmm

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31. One more, yeah.

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32. This...

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33. I don't wanna prank anymore. Things get real. It's not funny. I'm just gonna be good, stay in my room, go to church, try to do one nice thing per day. I do not wanna prank anymore.

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34. Probably shouldn't tell you this, but a lotta guys in the warehouse work multiple jobs, so... we have a place.

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35. A restful location. Talk to Glen. He'll take you up in the lift.

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36. Lightbulb's burnt out, so it's dark. And the heat from the backup generator keeps it nice and warm. Sometimes I think about it when I'm trying to fall asleep at home. But as far as the rest of the office goes, it doesn't exist, okay?

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37. Pam.

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38. Yeah, I did. I, I was talking to this girl at a bar.

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39. I think she could... sense my sadness, and I, and I found out too late that she... she's the copy editor at the Trib.

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40. No.

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41. All right, this is just messed up.

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42. All right.

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43. Michael, you know you don't have to turn us all in. All you need is one scapegoat.

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44. It says decaf. You get me decaf?

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45. My summer, I, um, blew out my knee playing softball. Ended up watching CNN most of the time. I don't know how we're going to get out of Afghanistan. I hate the new assistant. He's only been here for a week, and I hate him.

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46. He's got to go, Mike.

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47. Don't don't bother Luke. Got it.

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48. What's wrong with a level playing field?

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49. Say stuff like, 'Good morning, Good Afternoon'. People appreciate that.

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50. I'm telling you how to do this man.

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51. I saw a TLC show on Kate Walsh's home office. All corkboard.

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52. Right in here?

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53. Hey, I think this guy playing Sweeney Todd is my plumber.

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54. No, it's my plumber. Says so in his bio. Apparently the director discovered him doing karaoke. It's his first play. He didn't even audition.

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55. Shhh. If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come back later.

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56. Hey!

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57. Silent. Look, congratulations.

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58. I had no idea. This plumber has pipes!

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59. You didn't have to boo him.

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60. How would you like it if we booed you?

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61. Boo! Boo!

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62. Boo! Boo!

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63. Andy, sing us another song.

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64. I'm sure they don't regret having their child, let's move it to the pros.

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65. Condoms.

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66. Ohh. Ok. I didn't realize we were doing trick questions. What's the safest way to go skiing? Don't ski!

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67. We should schedule meetings, because the days can slip away with chit-chat. Are you crying?

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68. I don't know who's got you upset but my advice is stop crying.

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69. Look you need to pick yourself up. Man up, alright? You will win this in the end. It's all about heart, and character. Be your best self.

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70. Yeah.

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71. I have no idea what his problem is, that's just my standard advice. It's good advice right?

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72. I'm very busy with time-sensitive work.

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73. If you don't enter them immediately, you forget. What?

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74. Nah. I play for pleasure.

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75. I wouldn't enjoy that.

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76. Oh, yeah?

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77. How much?

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78. That's crazy money. I'll take forty.

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79. One second, one second, one second. So, this song is from the point of view of a little girl?

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80. But you're singing it.

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81. No, that's not a good idea. I don't see that as a very good song.

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82. Oh, I never sing with soul.

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83. Song's about truth.

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84. What's something you really care about?

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85. More universal.

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86. Couldn't get outta bed today. Wish the alarm clock would go away.

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87. Go ahead.

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88. Which me am I gonna be today?

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89. Oh, don't worry about it.

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90. Yeah.

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91. One, two, three, hit it.

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92. I'll be your croak monsieur.

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93. I find you absolutely ribbiting!

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94. Scoopity-splash!

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95. Dracula.

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96. Yes. I do remember saying something like that to you.

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97. I'm just glad we're gonna try it out.

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98. Yeah. We're cool.

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99. What's under your shirt?

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100. Hello?

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