Darryl Philbin Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Warehouse foreman turned corporate.

1,281 quotes · page 3 of 13

1. My daughter.

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2. That was cold.

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3. Hey, let's call this what it is.

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4. It's like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. It's gotten to the point where I get excited every time I see that little dude walk through the door.

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5. Hey, I like you. Oh yeah, what's not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side, otherwise maybe this thing's run its course.

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6. Slow down, think it over.

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7. Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain.

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8. Dunder Mifflin.

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9. Dunder Mifflin.

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10. What's rap?

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11. Great.

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12. Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain. Call Michael, Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs. Call Dunder Mifflin.

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13. Dunder Mifflin.

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14. You're right, it's better than you! It's us! Dunder Mifflin.

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15. You're on your own, Mike.

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16. You just said you hated it.

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17. Game, son!

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18. 19, serving 4.

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19. Yes.

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20. Mike.

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21. I'm very busy here, man.

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22. Why?

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23. No, no, no...

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24. No, um... I have.

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25. Both.

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26. Yeah them, and the Latin Kings... the Warriors...

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27. Newsies.

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28. Oh my goodness.

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29. Well see, um... in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers.

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30. That's when somebody really gets in your face, you know, you just... start tickling them.

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31. Yeah, and then he starts tickling you. You know, pretty soon you're laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Ya'll can just go to church together... get an ice cream cone.

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32. Well, it's effective.

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33. Hey, are we doing this thing?

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34. Like what?

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35. Figured I look presentable. You? Went a different way.

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36. What college did you go to Mike?

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37. Show them what you brought, Mike.

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38. Yeah, the booth is lame without it.

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39. Yeah.

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40. Unh! Damn it!

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41. No.

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42. Don't go breaking my scale.

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43. 2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.

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44. All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.

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45. OK, everybody smile. Ho! You lost 31 pounds.

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46. 2,184 pounds, for a grand total -- oh! You all gained five pounds back.

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47. Still good. You guys lost a pound. You lost one pound.

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48. Well you lost zero pounds. No change. On the bright side you gained zero pounds.

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49. You guys lost four pounds.

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50. I say we have a parade.

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51. Two thousand one hundred seventy-five. Sorry guys.

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52. Hey, um, my daughter said you traded her a headband for her Nintendo DS?

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53. She's six.

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54. Okay, I'm gonna need you to make this right or else we can't be right.

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55. What's up, Mike?

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56. You a baby daddy?

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57. Hell yeah. You know why? Because that was my baby.

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58. You should stop calling yourself 'baby daddy.'

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59. Because you're not a daddy, and it's not your baby.

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60. You feel connected to his baby over there?

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61. You feel connected to this?

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62. You want to hold me, to see how you feel?

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63. No.

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64. Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

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65. Hey Mike, do my thing.

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66. Mike, you can't do that. It's conflict of interest.

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67. Sold! To Jim.

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68. She thought I was McNabb.

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69. Yeah, well, watcha gonna do?

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70. What's up, Roy?

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71. Oh, what's up, Roy?

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72. Hey! Do Not Touch My Radio.

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73. Mike you'll drive this every weekend?

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74. This trip was longer than I thought.

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75. Not really.

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76. Four hours. Almost halfway there.

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77. Next exit isn't for five miles.

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78. There's nothing out here man.

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79. WHAT!?

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80. Clever, Mike.

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81. Hey what's up, I just thought I'd try you. I was thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit.

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82. Please call me back.

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83. Please...

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84. There's another dolly in the truck, Mike. You could take more than that lamp.

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85. This is the last of it.

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86. You're not staying?

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87. But you want me to put it back in the truck.

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88. I know it's hard Mike. Break-ups hurt.

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89. Looked like it. Sometimes when I'm down like this, it helps to sing the blues.

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90. Da na na na na... da na na na na...

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91. Da na na na na. No, no, check it out, look. Da na na na na... want to do that?

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92. That's when you hit me with what's getting you down, okay?

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93. Da na na na na.

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94. Da na na na na.

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95. No, wait. You're, you're supposed to... Never mind. Da na na na na.

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96. Da na na na na.

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97. Da na na na na!!

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98. Da na na na na .

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99. Yeah! Da na na na na.

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100. YEAH! Da na na na na.

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