Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 9)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. Has this been on the entire time?

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2. Well, sorry I'm late.

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3. As you may know, I am no longer in a relationships. It's been really stressful here. So, I decided to treat myself to one of God's most perfect creations...a beautiful new cat! It's tacky to talk about money. But she cost seven thousand dollars!

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4. Oh God, what did you do? I mean, not that I approve of any of it but...

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5. My worst breakup was actually two breakups. Two different men. I was in love with both of them and when things went bad they had a duel over me.

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6. No, this was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David.

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7. I guess I have. Huh.

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8. Really? I don't see it. I mean, he's ok, he's not unattractive, it's. . .

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9. That is so unnecessary!

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10. Thanks again, Charles.

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11. No. No one wants to see that.

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12. It was very nice meeting you, Charles Miner.

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13. Hello, Charles? Charles!

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14. No!

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15. Charles and Kelly? Absolutely not. He is a sophisticated man. He does not need to go dumpster-diving for companionship, ok?

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16. Well, wouldn't it feel good to tell him that he was incompetent?

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17. Bandit, No! No no no!

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18. I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were with anyone. I just wanted to bring you the brochure on that accounting seminar that I was telling you about. Earlier.

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19. Okay, um, actually you know it was so much fun last year. There was a Sunday-bar. I mean I didn't have any, you know, to stay trim.

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20. Okay. Bye Charles. Well you'll let me know. Good bye.

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21. These are for employees only.

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22. You're bad at this too!

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23. Charles, where were you born?

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24. Sounds fun.

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25. Charles, I got your memo. Thank you. I want you to know I'm putting my foot down when it comes to expense reports. Waste not, want not.

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26. What do you hear?

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27. Okay.

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28. People are dressed inappropriately.

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29. The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.

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30. Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated, aren't you Toby? So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. I don't want to look at his feet. Do your job!

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31. Meredith, too far!

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32. No. I don't want to stay late to have a two hour lunch.

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33. Oh, my God, Kevin. I am still on hold. You were supposed to get the answer from Michael and come back up.

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34. Come.

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35. Kevin, come.

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36. Kevin, come.

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37. Come on, right now.

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38. Ugh. There is no cookie, Kevin.

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39. Wha -

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40. Oh, for goodness sakes, Kevin. There's no cookie. There's no cookie. Come on. Come.

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41. Completely unacceptable.

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42. Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations were in we hurt ourselves?

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43. Stop!

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44. No. I didn't come down here to get wet and wild. I just need you to sign these.

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45. No. You need to sign them all.

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46. Look, I hate to be 'that' person but I just don't like the general spirit of music.

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47. You are forcing me to be down here. Am I not allowed to have some fun?

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48. No.

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49. I can play.

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50. Rolph, did you not hear me?

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51. Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?

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52. Did you know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?

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53. Want me to say it again?

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54. No. We heard that about Jim.

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55. How is that a bad rumor?

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56. I knew it!

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57. Rude.

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58. Mmm hmmm.

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59. Pam, my bag was there...

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60. But, I do not understand. If we're such smart adults, then why don't we get raises?

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61. Yes. They don't get 'em, if we don't get 'em!

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62. What are you talking about Michael?

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63. It's not like we're not gonna see the checks. We're in accounting!

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64. This is how you make this important decision?

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65. Decent people everywhere will get offended.

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66. Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.

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67. Really, Pam...

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68. Ow! He pinched me!

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69. And where do you think you're going?

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70. Well, why don't I just save you some time and kick you in the stomach instead?

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71. Mmm-hmm. Ok. I'll go with you. Come on.

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72. Are you sure?

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73. It'll be fun.

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74. Oh my God.

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75. Yes.

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76. Relax. You'll get your shot at Jim. Those two treat the whole office like a 1970's key party.

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77. I have some ideas about conservation...

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78. Thank you. Sure well first of all I think that we could totally...

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79. Well, for our profit...

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80. I'm sorry, I was told I had the floor.

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81. Pam, how's your day going?

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82. Black widow.

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83. Why isn't Jim wet?

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84. So you fell in?

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85. So a child had fallen in?

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86. That's never the case.

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87. This sounds ridiculous, I know, but some people say that I eat like a squirrel.

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88. Why?

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89. I was.

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90. Why'd you stop it?

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91. No.

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92. Pam, aren't you going to introduce us to Michael's girlfriend?

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93. Put your hands in your pockets.

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94. Michael, I don't like this game. It's scary.

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95. I don't like my character.

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96. Voodoo Mama Juju, the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps. I'm not comfortable with this.

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97. It's not my fault, I was exposed to Harry Potter.

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98. Hey everyone, Kevin's going to give us his take on the situation. Let's listen up.

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99. Don't just say things.

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100. To my tally, you just won back your own parking spot, a vacation day, and a nice, tidy quarter of $1,000 from all of us.

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