Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 11)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. Dwight and I have a contractual agreement to procreate five times, plain and simple. And should he develop feelings for me, well, that would be permissible under item 7C, clause 2, so I would not object.

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2. Ugh! There's gum on the seat and now it's on my work skirt. I have to go change.

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3. Oh, Dwight, just move.

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4. Come on, Dwight.

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5. These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car.

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6. That was more horrifying than Nunsense.

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7. Where's my car? Come on.

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8. No, actually, Dwight, I didn't realize how far this walk was, and I-I'm exhausted.

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9. No, no, no, no. I think I just want to go home, but it's okay. This can count as one of your times.

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10. Well, I won't tell if you don't.

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11. Good night, Dwight.

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12. Who's this guy by our cars?

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13. This is what you get when you treat your body like an outhouse.

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14. What?

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15. Yeah, I can see that.

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16. So, what happened?

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17. KELLY! You cannot change costumes in the middle of the day! Pam, she's out.

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18. Yeah, shut it, Oscar. Pam?

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19. This is an amazing prize. I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment, because she's so blegh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.

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20. I don't like your tone! Look, they were sold out of all the other costumes, okay? I think we all live in the real world, here. Let's not pretend to be unaware of what sells in this office.

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21. Jim. Pam. And the precious bundle of God's gift to everything. I wish you both a pleasant day. And you too. Yes. Praise God. Ok.

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22. Well, this is intimate.

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23. You don't know them all?

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24. Jesus is not your caterer. But he should be your caterer 'cause you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer? They don't think.

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25. What are you doing?

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26. What? Kevin!

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27. Did you think I stole your baby?

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28. Someone put them in my bag.

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29. Just say copies, why do you have to drag cats into this.

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30. Are you going?

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31. I would watch that.

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32. Outside my car in two minutes.

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33. What are you doing here?

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34. Are you authorized to do this?

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35. Ok, uhm, then tell him that we'll do this tomorrow night instead.

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36. Wait Pam! How did he seem? Like, you know, did he seem disappointed?

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37. You know what Pam just save it.

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38. Nosy?

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39. Hey, I'm kind of in the mood for a roll in the hay.

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40. No, I meant...

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41. Mm-Hmm.

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42. Perfect!

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43. You met your commission cap last week. So from here until the end of the fiscal year, your commission will be zero.

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44. It's a new corporate policy.

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45. [waiting for Dwight at their meeting place, slams the door shut]

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46. Where have you been?! I've been waiting.

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47. No, I--I think you should make time for it.

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48. Dwight?

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49. Sure.

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50. Probably.

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51. Mm-Hmm.

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52. Yeah, instead of Hay Place, it should be pay place. Don't laugh at me.

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53. Oh.

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54. Mm. Yeah, so we can celebrate Thanksgiving-Me-Your-Money Day.

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55. Thank You.

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56. You would. And if I were to call your house and ask for your wife, would I get through to you?

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57. How tragic. Very sorry to hear that.

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58. You never told us to close them.

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59. Michael do something about this.

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60. Really?

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61. Nothing. Should be fun.

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62. I wouldn't subject Robert to that. He's a very busy senator.

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63. I would not expect you to know what it's like to date someone in the public arena.

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64. The senator.

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65. We went to a picnic thrown by the Comptroller's wife.

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66. Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon-cutting ceremony. I do. Two. 'Angela...' 'over here, Angela...' 'here. Look here!'

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67. No, don't throw those out!

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68. We can save that.

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69. Just stop moving your calves so much while you're talking.

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70. Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend. I'll invite him.

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71. I mean, unless there's any chance there could be press at this party.

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72. Well, I only ask because he's a senator.

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73. I don't think that's appropriate.

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74. Yes, he is.

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75. It's so cold. Even with my coat on.

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76. No, it really seems like something Michael would do.

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77. I'm so glad you could come.

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78. Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton.

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79. Yes.

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80. Mmhmm.

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81. I don't know if you guys have had a chance to use the new parking meters that accept credit cards, but Robert was instrumental in that legislation.

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82. I am.

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83. Zip it, Meredith.

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84. You are. You make your own drink.

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85. And you know those annoying geese at the park? Well, he's helping eradicate them as well. I mean, I think they've really become a pest.

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86. Yes.

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87. Good morning.

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88. The glitter is blinding.

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89. Yes.

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90. My boyfriend.

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91. Ugh.

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92. Oh, God.

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93. All right!

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94. Please. It was easy once I decided I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe.

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95. I don't know if anyone else feels this way and don't get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but... the PDA.

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96. Uh-huh.

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97. No one is more thrilled for them than I am...

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98. ...but it's totally inappropriate.

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99. No, stop! Just don't.

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100. God! Kevin!

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