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Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 6)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 6 of 17

  1. Yes, it was.

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  2. I can't do this. I can't be with you. Every time I look in your eyes I see Sprinkles' stiff lifeless body.

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  3. I'm sorry. I gave this everything I could.

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  4. I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning.

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  5. Thank you.

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  6. Is that all?

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  7. Elevators.

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  8. Dwight, you have to listen to me! We are not seeing each other anymore! Can you accept that?

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  9. Good.

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  10. [walks away]

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  11. Waste of time.

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  12. Waste of time. The website's going to win.

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  13. I don't care, but yes.

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  14. I don't care, and you won't.

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  15. I won't be watching, and I won't.

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  16. Lunch party? It's supposed to say launch party! What is wrong with you?

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  17. I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.

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  18. It is awful. You've made this day awful!

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  19. Then it would say lanch party, Kevin. Would it really be better if it said lanch party?

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  20. It's supposed to say launch!

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  21. I care!

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  22. Plan a party, Angela. Oh! And the entire world will see it. Oh! And here's $65.00 for your budget. Oh and here are four idiots who'll do nothing but weigh you down. Oh. And your cat's still dead.

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  23. Is just looks bad.

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  24. I asked for assorted cutlery and I got back spoons. These are worthless.

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  25. Phyllis. These are spoooons. Spoons have rounded tops, and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs, or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now?

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  26. Goodie.

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  27. Because there's a party! A party for the website I've been planning for two weeks.

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  28. Stop it! Gimme that! Give it!

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  29. There's still an hour.

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  30. I didn't ask you to do it for me.

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  31. How do you tell someone it's over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?

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  32. Hello, Pam.

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  33. Hey. Do you have any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.

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  34. Let me know.

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  35. Thank you.

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  36. The party starts in an hour.

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  37. Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting?

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  38. Something made of ice?

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  39. Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak?

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  40. Chocolates? Someone famous?

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  41. Cool music.

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  42. Confetti.

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  43. Go-Go dancers?

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  44. I can't do this.

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  45. I can't do it.

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  46. It should take no time at all if you put the care into it that you normally do.

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  47. Ow!

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  48. What?

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  49. I have been working on a party for three weeks that just got thrown out the window. So now I've got to pull together a whole new party, and my useless number two quit, so now there's no one in charge of orchids, chocolates, or the thing that's made of ice. And my upper back itches, and it's itched all day, and I can't reach it, and Kevin had Greek food for lunch again.

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  50. I have to hang these.

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  51. I needed another hour, it could have been done in another hour.

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  52. That's why you're not in charge Meredith.

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  53. How did you, um, where did you...

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  54. Will you help me put it over there?

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  55. Okay.

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  56. Ow! What are you doing?

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  57. I didn't ask you to scratch it.

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  58. I'm not dating you.

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  59. I have to go clean up after the party.

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  60. Uh... something cool that Ryan doesn't know about yet.

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  61. I don't know, but standing here's not going to give you the answer. Go.

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  62. Tonight my party will be broadcast out to five other states. Which means, it will be compared to Denise Stimm's party in Buffalo. Any idiot can defrost a microwavable hors d'oeuvres platter. And Denise proves that with every party she throws. Oh, and Denise? Stop telling people your hair's naturally curly. We all know you get perms.

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  63. What about my cherub figurine?

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  64. No I left it on my night table--- your night table, by the lamp.

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  65. Fine.

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  66. You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.

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  67. Lacrosse, the sport?

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  68. Well, I guess it's a big opportunity for them.

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  69. Yeah.

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  70. No.

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  71. No.

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Line 19267

  72. Andy, no.

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  73. That's not happening.

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  74. I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.

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  75. The Finer Things Club was not sanctioned by the Party Planning Committee. Renegade clubs are dangerous. I squashed the Weight Loss Buddy Support Group. They didn't need to gather. It was just gross.

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  76. Jim, we need to order a cake for Creed's birthday.

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  77. Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember?

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  78. It's birthday month. Creed's is today. Oscar's is week after next. Meredith's is at the end of the month. Michael usually goes with red and white streamers...

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  79. What?

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  80. I don't like it.

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  81. No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim. You can't just change plans willy nilly and expect these little magic party elves to do your bidding. We already have devils food, peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps.

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  82. What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?'

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  83. I have next meeting!

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  84. No, no.

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  85. What am I supposed to do with this?

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  86. Sometimes I think she holds on to faxes.

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  87. I don't know.

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  88. Another clue, another clue.

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  89. Those aren't helpful.

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  90. You shouldn't joke about that.

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  91. So you keep a very tidy house.

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  92. I've noticed how you look at him at the office.

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  93. Yes, What are you doing here?

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  94. I hate beet salad.

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  95. The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.

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  96. Andy, was that coordinated by the Cornell Study Abroad Office?

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  97. The reason I ask is that Andy went to Cornell.

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  98. I don't think that this is---

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  99. I don't.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21032

  100. A Catholic schoolgirl?

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