Angela Martin Quotes from The Office

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.

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2. My name is Angela and um, I'm in charge of the accounting department. There are three of us, Kevin and Oscar.

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3. Oscar, how do I describe him. He's like a stapler. Do I need a stapler? Yes. But, I'm still the one that has to push it down.

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4. Not very worried about downsizing right now. Because, uh, I think you've met Kevin and um...

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5. I have a lot of cat figurines on my desk. I think cats, really, are old souls. And, uh, Phyllis thinks so too.

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6. Hey.

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7. Sure.

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8. No.

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9. Stop...

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10. Kevin! That's inappropriate.

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11. It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?

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12. You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.

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13. Nothing, Kevin.

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14. What about the surprise?

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15. What?

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16. No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.

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17. What color do you guys think?

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18. I think green is kind of whoreish.

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19. Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...

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20. No, it's ah...

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21. Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.

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22. What is this?

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23. Okay, but I don't want to be put on a mailing list.

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24. Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.

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25. You're ahead.

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26. This is a cold pack...

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27. They're one per person.

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28. I'm the safety officer, not you.

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29. Is that really necessary?

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30. I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.

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31. Yeah, uh no.

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32. Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.

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33. No.

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34. Yes, I'm the designated driver, which is very important. We need everyone to get home safely. But no one ever gives me gas money, and people live all over. It's expensive.

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35. I don't talk about what goes on in the restroom.

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36. I don't says those kinds of things out loud. It's inappropriate.

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37. Email forwards.

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38. I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.

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39. It's fake.

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40. She wouldn't do that. She's a Senator.

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41. You

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42. I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work.

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43. I'm sure.

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44. I have one, yes.

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45. I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.

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46. Apparently.

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47. It's not an office expense.

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48. Next year, you should file your stuff in a basket.

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49. Okay! Everybody!

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50. Do not panic!

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51. Safety partners.

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52. Do not panic.

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53. Go in single file lines.

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54. Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!

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55. Go, let's go.

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56. Alright, let's go, let's go.

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57. Come on, you're safety partners!

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58. You're safety partners!

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59. The Bible.

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60. A Purpose Driven Life.

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61. No.

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62. The DaVinci Code!

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63. I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.

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64. My name is Angela.

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65. You can't go in yet!

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66. Yes, there is a real fire, but it's okay. Everyone got out fine. This is why you practice these things.

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67. Yeah.

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68. Yes.

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69. You know, I don't know. We put them all up last night.

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70. Yeah.

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71. But we don't keep two sets of books.

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72. Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...

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73. ... that has three people...

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74. ... doing the work that could be done by two.

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75. Those aren't chips and dip.

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76. Uh!

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77. I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things.

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78. And I made cookies. Same category.

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79. What about the Halloween party?

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80. Yes.

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81. Have you signed the expense reports yet?

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82. Michael, did you finish yet?

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83. This is illegal.

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84. Do you think he's signed them yet?

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85. Forget it. Is that chocolate-vanilla swirl?

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86. I don't know why I write my name on things.

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87. I have to say, I think this is a terrible movie.

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88. I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit. And I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.

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89. Don't talk about it. Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.

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90. Sometimes you talk to us real close.

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91. Well, when you have coffee breath-

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92. It's hard.

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93. I know.

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94. Hi.

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95. It's ok.

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96. No. Are we supposed to?

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97. Hmm... Excuse me.

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98. I'm just leaving for the day.

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99. Charity. Bake drive.

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100. No!

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