Angela Martin Quotes from The Office

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 68

2. My name is Angela and um, I'm in charge of the accounting department. There are three of us, Kevin and Oscar.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 246

3. Oscar, how do I describe him. He's like a stapler. Do I need a stapler? Yes. But, I'm still the one that has to push it down.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 248

4. Not very worried about downsizing right now. Because, uh, I think you've met Kevin and um...

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 251

5. I have a lot of cat figurines on my desk. I think cats, really, are old souls. And, uh, Phyllis thinks so too.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 253

6. Hey.

   Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 446

7. Sure.

   Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 448

8. No.

   Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 450

9. Stop...

   Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 452

10. Kevin! That's inappropriate.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 657

11. It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 673

12. You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 675

13. Nothing, Kevin.

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14. What about the surprise?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 804

15. What?

    Season 1 · Episode 4 · Quote 921

16. No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.

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17. What color do you guys think?

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18. I think green is kind of whoreish.

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19. Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...

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20. No, it's ah...

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21. Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.

    Season 1 · Episode 4 · Quote 1100

22. What is this?

    Season 1 · Episode 4 · Quote 1183

23. Okay, but I don't want to be put on a mailing list.

    Season 1 · Episode 4 · Quote 1185

24. Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.

    Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1360

25. You're ahead.

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26. This is a cold pack...

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27. They're one per person.

    Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1531

28. I'm the safety officer, not you.

    Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1546

29. Is that really necessary?

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30. I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.

    Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1809

31. Yeah, uh no.

    Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1811

32. Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.

    Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1823

33. No.

    Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2166

34. Yes, I'm the designated driver, which is very important. We need everyone to get home safely. But no one ever gives me gas money, and people live all over. It's expensive.

    Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2256

35. I don't talk about what goes on in the restroom.

    Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2290

36. I don't says those kinds of things out loud. It's inappropriate.

    Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2292

37. Email forwards.

    Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2518

38. I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.

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39. It's fake.

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40. She wouldn't do that. She's a Senator.

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41. You

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42. I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work.

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43. I'm sure.

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44. I have one, yes.

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45. I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.

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46. Apparently.

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47. It's not an office expense.

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48. Next year, you should file your stuff in a basket.

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49. Okay! Everybody!

    Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3148

50. Do not panic!

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51. Safety partners.

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52. Do not panic.

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53. Go in single file lines.

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54. Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!

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55. Go, let's go.

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56. Alright, let's go, let's go.

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57. Come on, you're safety partners!

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58. You're safety partners!

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59. The Bible.

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60. A Purpose Driven Life.

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61. No.

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62. The DaVinci Code!

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63. I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.

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64. My name is Angela.

    Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3347

65. You can't go in yet!

    Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3362

66. Yes, there is a real fire, but it's okay. Everyone got out fine. This is why you practice these things.

    Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3478

67. Yeah.

    Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3564

68. Yes.

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69. You know, I don't know. We put them all up last night.

    Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3571

70. Yeah.

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71. But we don't keep two sets of books.

    Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3575

72. Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...

    Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3594

73. ... that has three people...

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74. ... doing the work that could be done by two.

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75. Those aren't chips and dip.

    Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3627

76. Uh!

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77. I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things.

    Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3631

78. And I made cookies. Same category.

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79. What about the Halloween party?

    Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3763

80. Yes.

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81. Have you signed the expense reports yet?

    Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 3967

82. Michael, did you finish yet?

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83. This is illegal.

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84. Do you think he's signed them yet?

    Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4155

85. Forget it. Is that chocolate-vanilla swirl?

    Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4157

86. I don't know why I write my name on things.

    Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4160

87. I have to say, I think this is a terrible movie.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4495

88. I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit. And I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.

    Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4557

89. Don't talk about it. Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.

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90. Sometimes you talk to us real close.

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91. Well, when you have coffee breath-

    Season 2 · Episode 8 · Quote 4677

92. It's hard.

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93. I know.

    Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 4944

94. Hi.

    Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 4964

95. It's ok.

    Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 4966

96. No. Are we supposed to?

    Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 4968

97. Hmm... Excuse me.

    Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 4970

98. I'm just leaving for the day.

    Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 5037

99. Charity. Bake drive.

    Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 5039

100. No!

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