Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.
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Dwight!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42985
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With who?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42988
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No.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42993
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No! Don't!
Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43513
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Will you marry me?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Quote 43849
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Yeah, that story makes you sound stupid.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Quote 43942
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Deangelo, I forget, did you mention you like politics?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Quote 43976
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Cause I was thinking that you should meet my boyfriend, he's a state senator. I really think the two of you would hit it off. He's a great person to know.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Quote 43978
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Michael! Deangelo has a peanut allergy.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Quote 44074
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Please.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44414
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Everything.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44416
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It's an experiment.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44420
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The dream team... and Meredith.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44424
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It was just you...
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44481
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You wanna see some pictures? I just got these.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44486
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Uhm, these are, okay this is us at the theater. And antiquing! Oh, rollerblading.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44488
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Oh, that's Thomas, Robert's aide.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44490
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Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44492
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See? This is what happens. You can't let a stray dog into the house.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44548
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Good God...
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44551
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No! I'm not cleaning up a bunch of uneaten cupcake bottoms! You know, we don't really care about your opinion. You're just a tie-breaker.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44560
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Of course you do, Jim. You're a man. Deangelo is a huge sexist.
Season 7 · Episode 22 · Quote 44817
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Okay. Then how about I'm the head of the Accounting Department, but he only ever talks to Kevin? What about Pam and Kelly? Also department heads. But has he ever met with you or even asked you to do anything?
Season 7 · Episode 22 · Quote 44819
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Andy, what are you doing?
Season 7 · Episode 22 · Quote 44884
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No.
Season 7 · Episode 22 · Quote 44949
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Amen.
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 44987
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Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45069
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Oh, everybody. Oscar found a reason to look on WebMD.
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45087
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Pet Day! I want Pet Day back - no dogs.
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45132
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Four, one, seven, one...
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45208
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Seven, two...
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45211
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Six, nine, shut up, Oscar. Eight...
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45213
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Nine, eight, five...
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45215
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Three, zero, zero. Again, zero. Four, six...
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45217
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Two, one...
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45219
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God!
Season 7 · Episode 23 · Quote 45221
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Okay. How odd, a very unusual phone call from the Senator's office. The Senator wants me to have lunch with him at The Botanical Gardens.
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45287
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Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45347
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It's a little flashy. I mean, what am I? Naomi Judd?
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45351
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Okay. He took me to the replica of Monet's Japanese bridge, and then he put this flower behind my ear, which normally, I would hate, 'cause it's so civil rightsy. Then he got down on one knee, and he said, will you be a Senator's wife?
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45354
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Yes, Pam. Not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. Oh, hey Pam, dude, whatever, wanna marry me?
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45356
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Then I saw flashes. Reporters were there. They always find us. And everyone was crying, even his aide.
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45358
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Stanley, I won't be able to invite everyone to the wedding, because we want to keep it to 350.
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45599
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I mean, we just have to see how many Senators and members of Congress want to attend, before we can open it up to regular people. Pam, you know how you and Jim did your ironic wedding? Do you still have the plans for the dream wedding that you couldn't afford?
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45601
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Niagara Falls? Pregnant? That was your dream? Pork medallions?
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45603
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Hmm.
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45605
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Well, let me be clear. I only speak for myself, and not myself and the Senator. I think we have some wonderful candidates, and there's a great, lively debate here, but let's think about-
Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45683
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Look, it's a 'Little Pregs' and 'Big Pregs'
Season 8 · Episode 1 · Quote 45735
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Isn't it amazing, the difference in our sizes?
Season 8 · Episode 1 · Quote 45737
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I am having a child with my husband, the Senator. And Pam is having a child with Jim... the great salesman.
Season 8 · Episode 1 · Quote 45739
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Did you guys figure it out?
Season 8 · Episode 1 · Quote 45805
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It was excellent.
Season 8 · Episode 1 · Quote 45896
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Bye.
Season 8 · Episode 1 · Quote 45935
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Side salad, chicken piccata on the side.
Season 8 · Episode 1 · Quote 45966
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No, he's fine.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46000
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He's always been like that.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46002
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I mean, he's gotten worse over the years'.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46004
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Have you seen this?
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46144
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Have you read it? Has an adult member of your family read this particular issue?
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46147
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So you saw the article on the importance of taking frequent walks while you're pregnant?
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46149
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I will be taking a morning walk and an afternoon walk. Would you like to join me?
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46153
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Great.[Angela walks away]
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46155
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Well, we could talk about an ethical dilemma I'm having.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46268
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A coworker of mine is drinking caffeine while pregnant, and I don't know if I should call social services about it.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46270
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Maybe.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46272
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In mugs with trace amounts of coffee!
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46274
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I already did.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46276
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Fine.
Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46278
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Sure.
Season 8 · Episode 3 · Quote 46402
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Oh, sorry. I thought it was a guess your baby's birth weight pool.
Season 8 · Episode 3 · Quote 46404
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Yeah. And I said sorry.
Season 8 · Episode 3 · Quote 46406
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Is there anything you wish you had done differently to avoid cankles?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46687
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I've already gone up another cup size. The senator is grossed out. When do you start feeling it kick?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46689
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Phillip?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46691
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Phillip is the name that we're using. It's after my favorite cat.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46693
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It's after my cat.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46695
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I would like to toast someone who isn't here but who will be in just four short months. Welcome to the world, Phillip Lipton!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46775
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She just always has to copy anything I do! It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46777
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Little Cici asleep?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46882
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Such a precious little angel.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46884
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Cecilia....and Phillip.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46886
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Phillip is wasted on you. Jim is never gonna take the time to call him Phillip! He doesn't even take the time to get a haircut. And Phil! Ugh! It's just something you do to a hole!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46888
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You know what? It could go either way. My doctor said my hips are so dainty that I'll most definitely have a C-section, so I could go early.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46890
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Yeah! If I request it he will. And that is that.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46892
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I know. I'm taking them down.
Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 46999
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Well, Andy sent us in here, so which is it?
Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47002
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So, can we speak our minds now, or are we still sparing feelings, because I hate all of this.
Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47004
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Pam do you think anyone's going to notice I've worn this costume before? When I wasn't pregnant. You know I bet nobody would believe it still fits.
Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47072
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Oh, no.
Season 8 · Episode 5 · Quote 47158
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Kevin, maybe I should handle that. We really need you to focus on your project.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47302
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Oscar, use a calculator.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47305
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You sent the late notice to Ryan Heart & Wolf. Right?
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47331
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Six-seventy, six-twenty.
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47333
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yes!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47335
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Ohhhh!
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47339
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Oh, now you can do math? Where were you 2 hours ago 'A Beautiful Mind'-
Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47416
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Okay, Andy, we get it. It's a trip to Gettysburg.
Season 8 · Episode 8 · Quote 47870
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Enough Oscar, enough.
Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48226
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This is all pathetic.
Season 8 · Episode 9 · Quote 48239
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Toby! Nobody cares about your sex-crazed black detective.
Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48557