Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 7)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 7 of 17

1. A nun?

   Season 4 · Episode 10 · Quote 21036

2. It's ridiculous.

   Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21099

3. I'm right here.

   Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21166

4. We get it.

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5. Yeah, neither did I.

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6. If you hadn't made us stay, we'd all be home by now.

   Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21413

7. Um... tall. No, no, uh, nice.

   Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21484

8. Mmhmm.

   Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21486

9. It's a man eating cat food.

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10. Extension 128.

    Season 4 · Episode 13 · Quote 21825

11. No.

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12. Bless you.

    Season 4 · Episode 13 · Quote 21886

13. Thank you.

    Season 4 · Episode 13 · Quote 21901

14. We have a buttercream cake and a slideshow of Toby.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22034

15. But so far we only have two pictures of him.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22036

16. Michael...

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22040

17. No. You know-no!

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22042

18. You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned, and then you come in and demand the world. Let me be clear. There is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides... although Toby won't be in them.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22044

19. No! No! You know what? This is not a party-planning committee anymore! And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22049

20. Phyllis, you look like you're gonna have a heart attack.

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21. I shredded it.

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22. Gosh, I just don't know. Why do you think?

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23. Well, I hope you had fun today, because you're never ever throwing a party again.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22454

24. ...Okay.

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25. I said, okay.

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26. No.

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27. Oh my God!

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28. I need you to make an announcement that this party is a disaster.

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29. Deep fried Twinkies? It's gross!

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30. Yes.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22595

31. What?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22691

32. No. No.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22694

33. I don't care.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22696

34. Well, that was the last time, Dwight. I mean it.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22699

35. No, no. I have a fiance I very much like!

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22701

36. It doesn't matter, Michael.

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37. Listen, dummy! It's not that hard. All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A G.D. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22751

38. But he's an idiot!

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39. Oh, Holly, that is very offensive.

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40. Dangerous. Tacky. Sharks. Haunted. No.

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41. Hurry, we have to make this fast.

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42. Hey!

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43. I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30. That's how I sleep at night!

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22767

44. No. My doctor wants me to gain weight.

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45. It's not my problem.

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46. That is very important to me, so -- I have work to do. Just do it.

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47. I know I haven't made this easy on you.

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48. I hate to even ask because you have been so accommodating about all the wedding stuff.

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49. Is there any way our first dance can be to my favorite song, The Little Drummer Boy?

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50. Really?

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51. Mmhmm.

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52. The guys?

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53. Mm-mm

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54. I don't think that...

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55. I don't know if I want your old college a capella group to be our wedding band.

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56. Let's talk about this later.

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57. That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23196

58. I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.

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59. Per your instructions, we have the personalized M&Ms with the baby names. This is your boy bowl, with the name 'Chevy.' And this is the girl bowl, with M&Ms with the name 'Astird.'

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23504

60. Michael wrote down 'Astird.'

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61. It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose.

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62. That's Phyllis.

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63. Yeah, it is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert.

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64. Well, it does. That's me.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23548

65. Yes it is.

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66. Um, we all chipped in and got you this stroller.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23598

67. You gave birth in a tub?

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23624

68. That's good. Now, I need you to - I need it to look up here. Get the baby to look up here, ready?

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69. Now. Come on, up here!

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70. Your hand's in it.

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71. Yeah, that's a good one.

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72. All right, how about we play the game where we guess how big the mother's belly is?

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73. How many squares of toilet paper go around the waist?

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74. Kevin, relax.

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75. Yes, that's correct. I need to cancel checks from 10,001 to 90,000.

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76. I never felt safe here.

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77. I would very much like that.

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78. Yeah.

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79. I think you have me confused with another person.

    Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23904

80. I heard you.

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81. What are you doing?

    Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23995

82. Not here.

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83. Yes, we'll email you, and then you'll have our addresses.

    Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24386

84. He's just trying to push your buttons.

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85. Great, then it doesn't matter.

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86. He is fiercely intelligent.

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87. He's just....

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88. Why are you doing this to Andy?

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89. Even if you do somehow get in, that's not going to make me leave Andy.

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90. Yes, that's true.

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91. I don't want to be married in a tent like a hobo

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92. Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long.

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93. OK fine you can have your tent, but only if it's in a field, a hand-plowed field

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94. There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.

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95. No. But anything within a five- to eight-mile radius is acceptable.

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96. Pay him whatever he wants.

    Season 5 · Episode 6 · Quote 24870

97. Be good.

    Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 24966

98. Meaning what?

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99. Hello? Hello?

    Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25123

100. What?

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