Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 17)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 17 of 17

1. Well, I guess you needed the money more than me huh? Use it wisely.

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2. I was disappointed in Dwight today. He showed a weakness that was unbecoming. Even if he did do it for me. I don't need pity and I don't need charity. I have my dignity and that's enough. And as long as I have that, I'll be ok.

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3. No. Everything is not okay. The county took my cats.

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4. Two sacks' worth. Apparently my apartment complex has rules about how many pets are too many for a studio. And while I was out picking Phillip up from daycare, they came. They came into my house.

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5. It's the that lives downstairs. She's this uptight, judgmental shrew. You know the type.

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6. And they're gone. And I have no one left. Without my cats, I am utterly and completely alone.

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7. I guess.

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8. Dwight has been practicing karate for years. When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training. He would strap me to his chest in a baby Bjorn made for fat children and do lunges across the farm. It felt like I was flying.

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9. Yes. Congratulations.

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10. This is a big day for you.

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11. This is Angela. Oh. Hello, Miss Polodnikovski. Uh, how can I help you? Did my rent check not clear? Because I just transferred another $25 to that account. So if there's a problem it's clearly on your end. And'oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Good. Then... um' what is this about? No, no. Hey, hey! No, you are out of line Miss Polodnikovski. No, no you are. No you are! Evicted? Fine! I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway! Listen, I get my security deposit back. Yes, I do. This is not fair! That is not fair! Well, you know what? You have so many hairs on your chin that Animal Control should've taken you away. That is very unladylike! You are disgusting!

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12. Andy.

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13. What are you doing?

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14. Yeah, okay. That's not what I mean. You don't have to leave because you said you would. Don't let pride ruin your whole life. Okay? It's not worth it.

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15. Ugh.

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16. No, that's not'

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17. No, none'No, stop. It's just'

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18. Okay. Well, have a good trip. Good luck, Andy.

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19. Thanks.

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20. It's just a really nice song.

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21. Well, I've changed my mind.

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22. Oh, god, could you just mind your own business?

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23. Oh, god.

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24. You don't want me at your place.

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25. Well'

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26. Thank you.

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27. Okay.

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28. Are you allowed to have pets?

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29. So is your place all bachelor-slobby and gross?

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30. I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy.

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31. I love him.

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32. No, not the senator. I love Dwight.

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33. Ok, coming. Hi, baby.

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34. Daycare won't take Phillip anymore.

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35. Apparently my station in life has descended to a depth even they won't forgive. So, hi.

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36. Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?

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37. Because whenever I pack the bag, you say I do it wrong.

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38. Why don't you pack it?

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39. Not now, Kevin. Can't you see we're busy? Phillip needs his apple snacks.

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40. Ok, you go to the store.

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41. Kevin, Kevin.

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42. Kevin, could you not do that?

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43. Kevin, where are you going?

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44. I know. Earlier today he tried to eat some of the 24-weight letter bond.

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45. Yeah, a $25 gift card, iTunes.

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46. It's just his way of saying, 'Thanks for letting me hang out in Accounting.'

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47. Would you like to hold Phillip? Yeah. That's Kevin.

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48. Okay, watch it.

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49. No, Kevin, no.

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50. Stop it.

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51. No, no!

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52. Hey. You wanted to see me?

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53. I am sorry he's here today but I had'

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54. How thoughtful.

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55. If he is your son, that's a great plan. But he's not. He's not your son.

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56. Can I go back to my desk now?

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57. Okay, bye.

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58. Are you sure you don't want me to drop him off?

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59. All right. Bye, buddy. Bye, bye, bye!

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60. Dwight?

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61. Why?

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62. What do you'Dwight!

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63. Dwight! What the is your problem!

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64. Who drives like that?

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65. Can you put that down?

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66. It's too loud.

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67. Okay, yes'yes, I will! I love you!

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68. And I lied to you.

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69. Phillip's your son.

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70. I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me.

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71. You're a dad!

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72. Yes. My heart is so open, I am so at peace. Look at Meredith. She's disgusting. Those feet. They're like the paws of an orangutan.

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73. To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful.

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74. D, it's gonna be perfect. The only people that need to be there are you and me.

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75. I don't'I don't know why.

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76. This is my big sister Rachel.

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77. We're very close. We even have our own special language.

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78. People love it.

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79. What? Okay.

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80. Wait, what is this?

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81. Okay'

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82. Rachel, are you all right?

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83. Oh geeze.. Oh, my God!

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84. Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it Meredith.

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85. Uh, no. It's o'thank you. You know what? You don't have to'oh no, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay.

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86. That was interesting. What was that?

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87. Will you lock the door?

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88. Alright, see, you don't have to leave the door wide open. We get it. It's the wind. Just come and shut'OH! My God!

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89. What the is your problem you?!

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90. Thanks. Oh. Ouch.

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91. No, my heels aren't too high. It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis. Sorry Phyllis. You didn't know. As long as I can get to the altar.

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92. Hi.

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93. Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. We wanted to hang out with you guys. I mean, when are we all going to be here together again?

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94. Do you even have a mattress?

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