Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 10 of 17

  1. Yes!

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  2. It could only be you!' Way to go.

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  3. Amen.

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  4. It's fabric! I really wanted this.

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  5. Andy, is this you?

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  6. Are you serious? This is so offensive.

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  7. If you know something Michael...

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  8. Come on!

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  9. Thank you.

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  10. Have a great day.

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  11. I already booked a Great Lakes cruise.

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  12. That's your toast?

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  13. No, no!

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  14. What are you looking at?

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  15. Excuse me?

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  16. Good afternoon.

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  17. What is this?

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  18. Of course.

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  19. You know I was thinking...

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  20. Agreed.

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  21. Jedediah.

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  22. Jedediah.

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  23. No Star Trek names.

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  24. What if it's a girl?

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  25. Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can't put that in here.

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  26. No.

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  27. Absolutely not.

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  28. Have you had a chance to look over the revisions on the contract I've prepared for you?

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  29. I look forward to it.

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  30. Goodbye.

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  31. And now you, two forms of ID, please... Alright, all is in order. I just need your signature... What is it?

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  32. Alright. How would you like to celebrate?

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  33. Hey! Are you sick?

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  34. In your nose?

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  35. Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.

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  36. Hm-hm. Do you not answer e-mails anymore? Because I've e-mailed you four times asking you to come to my desk.

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  37. Oh, how the tables have turned. I see you got my e-mail.

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  38. I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's going to cost you some clerical work

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  39. It doesn't matter. Fill them out. All of them. Then when you're done, you can watch me shred them.

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  40. I'm not going. You did this, not us.

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  41. Do you have any pastries without fruit?

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  42. Ow!

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  43. And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper, which I do not have the decency to repeat, but trust me when I tell you that-

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  44. This looks like a hoot.

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  45. Whack.

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  46. Okay.

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  47. It's no worry.

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  48. I could see enjoying that.

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  49. But we signed the contract.

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  50. We both-you didn't dup-

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  51. Dwight Schrute! Dwight Kurt Schrute.

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  52. You are hereby served with a summons to appear in Lackawanna county court.

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  53. For breach of contract with Angela Noelle Martin.

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  54. Dwight recently entered into a contract with me, establishing intent to conceive and raise a child with me.

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  55. Did he not tell you that?

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  56. Do you plan on raising a child with me? Or do you plan on breaking this contract?

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  57. Dwight?

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  58. You'll see me in small claims court!

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  59. This is my favorite day.

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  60. Psst. Hey. Erin.

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  61. You embarrassed me earlier.

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  62. You think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.

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  63. You are throwing up for the wrong reasons!

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  64. Angela. Michael.

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  65. Uhh!

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  66. I knew it. You should see their baby.

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  67. Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?

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  68. No.

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  69. Rather than spend all day in court, we've decided to settle our dispute using a mediator. It was an option spelled out in our childrearing contract.

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  70. Alleged? I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.

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  71. I'm doing it. You know I am. It's disgusting.

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  72. Dwight, look at my teeth.

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  73. Same page. Go to the next one.

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  74. What?

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  75. He has a 60-acre beet farm that is worth a small fortune.

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  76. Well, I have an alternative.[hands Dwight a document]

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  77. Those lumps are cats, and those cats have names, and those names are Ember, Milky Way, Diane, and Lumpy.

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  78. I want eye contact.

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  79. Yes.

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  80. I'm not some farm animal.

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  81. No.

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  82. What did you do to yourself?

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  83. Well, it better work.

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  84. Oh, did you see this report that the zoo got a baby otter? It's on the same site!

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  85. Everybody knows it was Andy, and it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big stupid mouth!

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  86. Okay, well, Nick, we're in a meeting.

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  87. It does!

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  88. I said I didn't want to be on the internet!

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  89. I came down here to feed the feral cats like I usually do and I found something unsavory in the back of your nephew's car.

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  90. Michael, do something.

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  91. Please and thank you go a long way.

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  92. Thank you.

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  93. [coughs for attention]

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  94. My place tonight. Wear this.

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  95. Yes. Don't forget the pipe.

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  96. What the hell is happening?

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  97. Listen, I would like you to take me to Andy's play tonight.

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  98. No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.

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  99. Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?

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  100. Thank you.

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