Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.
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Yes!
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It could only be you!' Way to go.
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Amen.
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It's fabric! I really wanted this.
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Andy, is this you?
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Are you serious? This is so offensive.
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If you know something Michael...
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Come on!
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Thank you.
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Have a great day.
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I already booked a Great Lakes cruise.
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That's your toast?
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No, no!
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What are you looking at?
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Excuse me?
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Good afternoon.
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What is this?
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Of course.
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You know I was thinking...
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Agreed.
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Jedediah.
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Jedediah.
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No Star Trek names.
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What if it's a girl?
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Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can't put that in here.
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No.
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Absolutely not.
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Have you had a chance to look over the revisions on the contract I've prepared for you?
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I look forward to it.
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Goodbye.
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And now you, two forms of ID, please... Alright, all is in order. I just need your signature... What is it?
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Alright. How would you like to celebrate?
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Hey! Are you sick?
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In your nose?
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Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.
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Hm-hm. Do you not answer e-mails anymore? Because I've e-mailed you four times asking you to come to my desk.
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Oh, how the tables have turned. I see you got my e-mail.
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I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's going to cost you some clerical work
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It doesn't matter. Fill them out. All of them. Then when you're done, you can watch me shred them.
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I'm not going. You did this, not us.
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Do you have any pastries without fruit?
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Ow!
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And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper, which I do not have the decency to repeat, but trust me when I tell you that-
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This looks like a hoot.
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Whack.
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Okay.
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It's no worry.
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I could see enjoying that.
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But we signed the contract.
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We both-you didn't dup-
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Dwight Schrute! Dwight Kurt Schrute.
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You are hereby served with a summons to appear in Lackawanna county court.
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For breach of contract with Angela Noelle Martin.
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Dwight recently entered into a contract with me, establishing intent to conceive and raise a child with me.
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Did he not tell you that?
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Do you plan on raising a child with me? Or do you plan on breaking this contract?
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Dwight?
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You'll see me in small claims court!
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This is my favorite day.
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Psst. Hey. Erin.
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You embarrassed me earlier.
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You think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
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You are throwing up for the wrong reasons!
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Angela. Michael.
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Uhh!
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I knew it. You should see their baby.
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Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?
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No.
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Rather than spend all day in court, we've decided to settle our dispute using a mediator. It was an option spelled out in our childrearing contract.
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Alleged? I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.
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I'm doing it. You know I am. It's disgusting.
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Dwight, look at my teeth.
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Same page. Go to the next one.
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What?
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He has a 60-acre beet farm that is worth a small fortune.
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Well, I have an alternative.[hands Dwight a document]
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Those lumps are cats, and those cats have names, and those names are Ember, Milky Way, Diane, and Lumpy.
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I want eye contact.
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Yes.
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I'm not some farm animal.
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No.
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What did you do to yourself?
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Well, it better work.
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Oh, did you see this report that the zoo got a baby otter? It's on the same site!
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Everybody knows it was Andy, and it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big stupid mouth!
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Okay, well, Nick, we're in a meeting.
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It does!
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I said I didn't want to be on the internet!
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I came down here to feed the feral cats like I usually do and I found something unsavory in the back of your nephew's car.
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Michael, do something.
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Please and thank you go a long way.
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Thank you.
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[coughs for attention]
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My place tonight. Wear this.
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Yes. Don't forget the pipe.
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What the hell is happening?
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Listen, I would like you to take me to Andy's play tonight.
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No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.
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Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?
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Thank you.
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