Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. Are you drunk?

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2. I know who this is!

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3. What?

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4. Are you drunk?

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5. We will discuss this later.

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6. What?

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7. Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?

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8. Hmm, I liked it.

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9. I think Andy makes an excellent point.

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10. But my biggest concern is that there's only one bathroom.

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11. Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench.

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12. Manure. Get rid of it.

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13. Do you have to slaughter on our wedding day?

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14. Honey, say something!

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15. No. I haven't thought of it.

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16. I would like cat.

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17. I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.

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18. Yes it does!

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19. I want a butter sculpture of a cat!

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20. It's beautiful.

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21. Hello, I'm Angela Martin, and-

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22. I work with Dwight.

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23. I do.

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24. Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.

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25. What do you mean?

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26. Dwight! That doesn't count!

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27. No, it doesn't!

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28. I didn't-

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29. We are not married.

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30. Take this thing.

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31. Now, I have to take care of a legal issue.

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32. It's the nativity scene.

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33. I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will though and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.

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34. But--

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35. Really Andy? It's Christmas and your singing about nudity and France.

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36. I don't--

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37. Please stop making me do these things.

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38. But it's the season of mercy.

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39. I lost it.

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40. It's outside.

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41. Shut up.

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42. I'm not moving the tree. Face it. The only power you have over me is this big secret that I know you're not going to tell. And you want to know how I know that? Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree.

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43. I think I'd like to go home now.

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44. Kevin, you screwed this form up again. The amount owed goes at the top.

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45. That's enough.

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46. What is it?

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47. That is a terrible idea. One of your worst.

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48. You're expanding on your worst idea.

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49. I've already admitted that I do. Why do you keep making me repeat it?

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50. [sighs]

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51. We can talk right here.

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52. What have you heard?

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53. That doesn't sound like me.

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54. Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And, we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake...

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55. A little bit.

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56. I don't know. I mean, we were together, and then he killed sprinkles, and then we stopped, and... I don't know exactly when we started up again.

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57. Michael.

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58. Let me think about it... I, um... there...

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59. Standard, you know? Nothing fancy.

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60. I said nothing fancy.

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61. I love you.

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62. Andy, we are at a crossroads here. And we can either give in to what people are saying that we're not good together.

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63. Or, we can prove them wrong. Let's prove them wrong.

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64. I will respect the results of the duel.

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65. I can't believe they're gonna fight over me.

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66. I'm not voting.

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67. Oh my God.

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68. Ok, I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, but I don't even get the discussion, hot is a temperature people. But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said, so, yes, she's hot, she's hot as heck, she's a female Boris Becker.

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69. Did you bring your jerky in again?

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70. It's okay. Shh shhh.

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71. Oscar.

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72. Oscar!

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73. Pull me up!

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74. I only weigh 82 pounds! Uh-- save Bandit! Oh!

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75. What is that? What is that?

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76. Michael!

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77. Michael.

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78. Oh my God! Dwight!

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79. What are you-- What are you doing?

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80. Oh my God!

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81. Dwight!

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82. If you ever wondered if you were Michael Scott, here's a quiz to help. If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott.

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83. I normally don't enjoy making people laugh.

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84. If you ever called the fire department 'cause your head was stuck in your chair you might be...

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85. Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.

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86. I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in 'Meet the Parents.' Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.

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87. Seven thousand dollars.

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88. I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.

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89. He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name is Princess Lady!

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90. Mm-hmm.

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91. I have something better than a picture. Come on.

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92. Yeah. I mean, I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat, but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean, when somebody has a kid, oh sure, take off a year.

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93. Right. Anyways... I just want to make sure Princess Lady is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone.

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94. And person.

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95. [gasps]

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96. No!

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97. Stop it, Mr. Ash! Bad cat! That is very bad! You stop it right now! I swear, he is fixed.

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98. No, now listen. You can't let what you see here, sully your image of them. They are good, decent cats. I gotta go. I'll be back in an hour. Oh, stop that! Oh!

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99. Where is that bad cat? Oh, you know who you are. Excuse me, Petals, I'm looking for Mr. Ash. He's a bad cat. Bad, bad cat. Do you hear me? Bad. Yeah, you were bad. No, you look at me when I talk to you. Do you hear me, Mr. Ash? You look at me. 'Cause I'm talking to you right now.

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100. [meows like a cat, then hisses]

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