Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. Alright, I think I'm trained.

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2. Why am I getting all of the bad ones?

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3. I'm not gonna lie and say I'm sorry when the company didn't do anything wrong. That's immoral, and this is ridiculous.

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4. What? Well what you say is stupid, and your job is pointless. And you're a slut and everyone thinks so.

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5. Gladly. I quit.

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6. Oh. Thank you, Kelly. And I wish I hadn't called you stupid.

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7. No, but some of your outfits are not appr-

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8. I didn't apologize.

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9. We're not.

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10. Don't!

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11. Fine.

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12. Kelly's not so bad. She really taught me something today.

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13. Phyllis. You're a married woman.

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14. What is so funny?

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15. What a surprise.

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16. And when we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods.

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17. This is not work talk.

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18. Malls are just awful and humiliating. They're just store after store of these horrible salespeople making a big fuss out of an adult shopping in a junior's section. There are petite adults who are sort of... smaller who need to wear... maybe a kids' size 10.

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19. Meredith, slow down! We're not gonna get there any faster if we're dead.

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20. Thank you, Michael.

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21. OK. I'm gonna be at the doll store.

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22. Sometimes, the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy. So I'm forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.

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23. Slower. Slower. Meredith. Slow it up.

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24. Everyone put on sunscreen.

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25. What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?

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26. I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.

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27. What, Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?

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28. I don't understand what you want from me.

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29. Sorry! Bye, Andy!

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30. I'm not going to talk through the fire after your disgusting feet have gone through.

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31. Or Mrs. 'Outside Hire.'

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32. Why?

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33. Wha? Who gave you that advice?

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34. But you said you were in debt.

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35. No Dwight, I don't care if that is how they consolidated power in ancient Rome.

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36. Not now. Goodbye, Kelly Kapoor.

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37. How can she make you get back together with her?

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38. I can't, Sprinkles is sick.

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39. She's been sick for some time. Thank you for asking, no one asks... about Sprinkles.

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40. I have to give her her meds, I have to pet her, and who will she eat lunch with?

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41. There's bad blood, jealousies, cliques.

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42. All right!

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43. Hey D.

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44. Can you do me a little favor? Go to my place at lunch and give Sprinkles her medicine.

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45. I have to visit the alchy.

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46. I wouldn't put it past her.

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47. I wrote it out.

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48. There's a diabetes shot, roll the insulin in your hand, don't shake it. She gets an ace inhibitor with her meal, but you have to put her right in front of the dish or she won't see it because of the cataracts. Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine, um... and you want to give that to her 15 minutes after she's eaten. And, oh and there's a fungal cream because she has this infection under her tail, so you're gonna have to lift her tail and put the cream right at the base of her tail.

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49. No, that's not. That's next to cleanliness.

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50. Hey.

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51. Any problems?

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52. What!?

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53. Sprinkles.

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54. Uh-huh. But I thought she had more time.

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55. Did she look... When you saw her how was she looking?

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56. [sobbing]

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57. Alright.

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58. [still sobbing]

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59. [nods]

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60. Sprinkles never hurt a soul. God in your infinite wisdom how could you do this? She wasn't ready. She had so much left to accomplish.

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61. You never... you don't like them.

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62. That's why we're cursed.

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63. This is Sprinkles. She was my best friend. I kept her going through countless ailments. I asked Dwight Schrute to feed her once, and she is now deceased. This is Halloween last year, just a couple of kittens out on the town.

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64. Pssst. I'm having relationship problems. And since you're always having relationship problems, I thought you'd be able to give me some advice.

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65. I have this crazy thought, that I know is crazy. That maybe Dwight killed my cat.

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66. When I got home, Sprinkles' body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds.

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67. Something's not right. The vet's doing an autopsy.

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68. Did Roy ever kill one of your cats?

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69. [sighs]

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70. Shut up.

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71. Oh, really?

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72. I'm not depressed I'm in grief.

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73. No.

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74. The vet is removing all of Sprinkles organs right now and sending them to the lab.

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75. What does that mean?

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76. You did kill her!?

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77. You put her in my freezer.

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78. Well then she barfed them up in the freezer and tried to get out.

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79. You!

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80. It's OK.

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81. It's nothing.

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82. How could you do that without telling me?

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83. Cat Heaven is a beautiful place, but you don't get there if you're euthanized.

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84. You don't understand.

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85. Don't touch me Dwight!

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86. They don't have this kind of technology at the vet's. It's not far.

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87. Bye, Meredith. Here you go. We got you some balloons.

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88. For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.

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89. It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.

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90. What do you want?

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91. Oh, what is that?

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92. Her name was Sprinkles.

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93. I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. Before she's even in the ground.

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94. Don't rush me. I'm grieving.

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95. I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles!

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96. Hello, Dwight. I've been thinking about things and I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me tonight?

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97. Yes.

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98. I would prefer a public place. See you after work.

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99. Very much. How's your meat?

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100. I heard a joke today.

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