thedundies.com

Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 4 of 17

  1. Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That's fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum..

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12692

  2. ... Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12694

  3. I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum. I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12696

  4. When Michael suggested canceling Christmas, I was outraged, not on my behalf, but on behalf of baby Jesus. I mean, would he cancel Christmas because he got dumped or he was two weeks behind on his party planning, on top of the fact that his cats were ill? I think not. I think baby Jesus would suck it up and plan his party.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12708

  5. This is ridiculous. I... I've spent so much time, like I always do. And for that little trollop to come in here and throw her own party... Are you even listening to me?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12710

  6. I want you to tell her to stop, Toby. Am I being clear?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12712

  7. What are you...?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12714

  8. And what...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12716

  9. No she shouldn't.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12718

  10. Stop it.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12720

  11. I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to hurt you, but I want to wake you up to the injustice that's going on right in front of your face.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12722

  12. Michael was so right about you. You are pathetic.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12724

  13. They're Sugarplum fairy wands.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12728

  14. It's like you weren't even at the meeting.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12730

  15. Hmm hmm.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12732

  16. There's no fizz in this punch. Phyllis!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12746

  17. No, I've got it, Phyllis. Stay. Have fun. Eat your wand.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12748

  18. By the end of the day? That's impossible.

    Season 3 · Episode 11 · Line 12829

  19. Michael, there's no way we can do it in time.

    Season 3 · Episode 11 · Line 12832

  20. OK, we only have three hours people to plan a whole luau, and you're not helping.

    Season 3 · Episode 11 · Line 12911

  21. Did you try the petting zoo?

    Season 3 · Episode 11 · Line 12914

  22. No, I didn't.

    Season 3 · Episode 11 · Line 13007

  23. Your body is a temple. You have to respect it. You can't just whore it out.

    Season 3 · Episode 11 · Line 13052

  24. I tried. We didn't have time.

    Season 3 · Episode 11 · Line 13093

  25. What?

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13123

  26. They arrived this morning.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13125

  27. Is it a big deal? Is it Kevin?

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13127

  28. Everything ok?

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13130

  29. Thank you. I... I don't want those.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13132

  30. Hey Pam. Would you like to go with me to grab a coffee?

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13180

  31. Yeah, I could use some fresh air. Might be fun.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13182

  32. Ok.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13184

  33. This friend of mine - let's call her Noelle - she missed this deadline turning something in to Corporate in New York. But then this gallant gentleman - we'll call him Kurt - he drove all the way to New York and handed it in for her. That's... I don't know. I guess he really just likes her a lot.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13203

  34. Yes, it is. Hello?

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13205

  35. That's great Pam. I like having these little moments with you. You know what? Sprinkles recently had kittens.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13276

  36. I would like to offer you the dominant male. His name is Ash.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13278

  37. Mmm-hmm.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13280

  38. Well then. Have a nice day.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13282

  39. How is going to be ok, Dwight? Everyone will know our business.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13340

  40. I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13342

  41. Dwight, from sales, was one of the most honorable and efficient employees this company has ever had.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13356

  42. Oscar.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13393

  43. Oscar? I have a question. Would you like to join the party planning committee?

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13404

  44. Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13406

  45. No. No. Certain events have transpired. And I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situations.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13408

  46. Thank you.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13410

  47. Never.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13412

  48. Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13485

  49. Oh.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13490

  50. No.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13492

  51. I wanted to let you know that Dwight was late that morning because he was driving to New York to drop off the correlated documents that I forgot to send. Though to be fair, Kevin never reminded me.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13500

  52. Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13502

  53. None of them. Especially not Andy.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13504

  54. Are you enjoying your fiesta?

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13536

  55. Welcome back.

    Season 3 · Episode 13 · Line 13540

  56. Nothing. You know this is a luncheon shower. Girls only.

    Season 3 · Episode 14 · Line 13596

  57. Under no circumstance should a man strip off his clothes in this office.

    Season 3 · Episode 14 · Line 13631

  58. Sparkling cider is very good.

    Season 3 · Episode 14 · Line 13680

  59. [Spits champagne back into her glass]

    Season 3 · Episode 14 · Line 13682

  60. Thank you.

    Season 3 · Episode 14 · Line 13771

  61. Hi, Dwight.

    Season 3 · Episode 15 · Line 13849

  62. Thank you. Don't linger. Break left. Left!

    Season 3 · Episode 15 · Line 13851

  63. Congratulations, Phyllis. You look lovely. Your dress is very white. So white, my eyes are burning.

    Season 3 · Episode 15 · Line 13908

  64. ... Please don't let that stupid thing near me...

    Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14054

  65. Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!

    Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14060

  66. Don't Meredith.

    Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14212

  67. Just goes to show the power of prayer.

    Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14253

  68. In a general sense.

    Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14255

  69. No thank you, Roy.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14362

  70. Why wouldn't we come?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14565

  71. This place is disgusting.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14576

  72. You saw it? Describe it please.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14654

  73. Oh...

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14656

  74. Well... good for Dwight.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14658

  75. What happened, exactly? I wasn't here, so I haven't really heard the whole story.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14760

  76. Mm-hmm.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14762

  77. Goodness.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14764

  78. You're useless.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14833

  79. Then what'd he do?

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14878

  80. Dwight. Dwight. I've been doing some very interesting reading.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14944

  81. Mm-hmm. Tales of bravery.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14946

  82. Mm-hmm. I was thinking tonight, we could... read it together.

    Season 3 · Episode 18 · Line 14948

  83. This is just offensive.

    Season 3 · Episode 19 · Line 15212

  84. [walks around Andy's new car keying it]

    Season 3 · Episode 19 · Line 15261

  85. I know the timings bad, but I hate to be a nudge, but there's stuff that he has to sign that needs to be mailed by four.

    Season 3 · Episode 19 · Line 15315

  86. OK, it's three forty eight.

    Season 3 · Episode 19 · Line 15317

  87. Let's do it.

    Season 3 · Episode 19 · Line 15324

  88. Kelly's training us?

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15374

  89. I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15376

  90. Can you just tell us what we need to do so we can go?

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15400

  91. Excuse me? Well, I don't see how that's our fault. And I've already told you, the official position of Dunder Mifflin is apologetic, so I don't know what you want from me.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15466

  92. Where are you from? Ohio? That's nice. So what do you want? He's upset about the watermark.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15499

  93. It was an unfortunate error.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15501

  94. ...and the company has already apologized, so you can take that apology or not. I think he had Tourette's or something!

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15503

  95. Kevin, what's four plus seven?

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15553

  96. Yeah, well you didn't know that when you filled out this payroll form.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15555

  97. You two are apes.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15558

  98. I'm sorry... that you're both morons.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15560

  99. I called you morons.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15562

  100. Mm-hm.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Line 15608