Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. I know! It... I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. Are you still there?

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2. Don't 'Monkey' me! You can't wait to get out of here, A. R. M.

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3. In the Martin family, we like to say, 'Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.' That's code for 'check out the slut.' What is... why are there flies in here?

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4. That was for per diem, for Philadelphia.

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5. That town is full of history!

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6. Is there a key for Jane Doe? Thank you.

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7. D?

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8. Sign.

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9. I don't approve. I don't.

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10. Kitchen.

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11. Michael is going to get us all fired. You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.

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12. You know she has it out for him now.

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13. Dwight, you should be running this office.

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14. It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call. Talk to her.

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15. Fine! Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!

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16. I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.

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17. Congratulations Dwight.

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18. It's really happening!

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19. We can make a difference here.

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20. You alone? Because I thought together we could---

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21. [shakes her head disapprovingly]

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22. Hi.

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23. I do not wanna talk about this.

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24. We really have a lot of work to do right now.

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25. A dead bird should not be in the kitchen!

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26. But...

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27. Amen.

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28. Okay. I don't think Kevin should take his shoes off.

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29. Sales take a long time.

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30. I'm sure Dwight will protect him.

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31. He's not weird, he's just individualistic.

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32. You're a freak!

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33. Don't go. They eat monkey brains.

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34. How many gods do you have?

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35. And that blue busty gal? What's her story?

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36. I find this incredibly offensive.

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37. Well, whatever Kelly wants to do in her own house is fine but we shouldn't all be subjected to it.

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38. I wish some of us still had our shoes on.

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39. I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat?

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40. I'll just have some bread. You used your hands.

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41. Dry. You look like you were having fun.

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42. I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. Who were you texting?

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43. What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?

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44. I don't want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone's to blame.

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45. I don't want to go all the way to Dunmore.

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46. No seafood.

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47. Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?

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48. No.

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49. Yes!

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50. Oh.

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51. I do like it, actually.

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52. Thank you.

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53. Maybe that's because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club.

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54. You need a hair cut.

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55. His hair's flipping out on the sides.

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56. Oh, my Lord.

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57. Jan, this is Angela Martin from accounting.

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58. Look, we have a rebate from... the Federal Work Opportunity Program and no one knows what that means.

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59. Last week.

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60. One of the Stamford people is a criminal?

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61. Jan, which one of the new employees is a criminal?

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62. Hmm.

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63. Andy?

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64. Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.

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65. Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?

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66. Don't encourage him, Dwight.

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67. Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.

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68. No, orange is whorish.

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69. It would never work here.

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70. No.

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71. God help you.

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72. These are all terrible ideas and none of them are on the theme of 'A Nutcracker Christmas.' I think you should leave.

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73. You tried this out, and it's clearly not for you. It's time to go. Come on. Please. Thank you. OK, thank you very much.

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74. This should've been up yesterday.

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75. What is that? The 'Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?' There's no such thing as the 'Committee to Plan Parties.'

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76. Well, you just can't start a committee. You have to have funding.

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77. Two hundred dollars.

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78. No, that is not a party. There's only one party and it's hosted by the Party PLANNING Committee and it starts at three o'clock.

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79. Phyllis?

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80. Pam, don't tell her what to do! Phyllis.

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81. I have a very important announcement to make... about... your paychecks. Umm... Your paychecks will be arriving as scheduled on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount that they are normally in... Please stand by for a very important announcement... refer..for further regarding your paycheck!

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82. I need to know if I can start the party?

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83. Did Michael give you permission to do this?

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84. Also, I would like to inform you that, um, as a special treat, my party will be starting early. In fact, it will be starting right now

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85. Welcome Hannah. You will not be disappointed.

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86. I said you wouldn't be disappointed.

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87. Meredith, if you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.

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88. No, it's an invitation.

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89. Brownies. Cupcakes.

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90. I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don't even remember. So... yeah. I'm pretty good.

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91. Try harder then. Uh uh. No one has seconds until everyone's had some.

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92. You've got to be kidding. {Kevin takes bite of brownie]

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93. Where's Dwight?

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94. Hey, excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey, where do you think you're going with that?

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95. You can't have it I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.

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96. Did you have fun at Benihana's?

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97. I've had the worse day here

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98. I'm not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?

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99. Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. Is it this one?

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100. Copy, Possum. What's your twenty?

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