Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. No, I'm not.

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2. I got sap on me.

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3. I'm a vegetarian.

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4. Guh.

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5. I think it's alright. Jesus drank wine.

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6. You're going to have to stop that. I can still feel it.

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7. Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?

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8. We'll see.

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9. Fifty.

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10. Will you help me?

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11. It sounds mean.

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12. Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere.

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13. I'll take the poster. Some people like these.

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14. What is that?

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15. There should be some ..

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16. You behaved very badly tonight.

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17. Hey, come inside and talk to me.

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18. I think you've had enough.

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19. It's alright.

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20. What is wrong with you?

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21. Hey!

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22. He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. I think that you should go with him.

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23. I, barely know him...

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24. Ooo! Who made popcorn?

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25. He's out sick.

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26. I agree it's unacceptable.

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27. This is from Hooters.

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28. Did Toby approve this?

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29. It's nobody's business, Phyllis. Roy.

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30. We haven't finished getting things in order from your last visit.

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31. Were you?

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32. Obviously, this was Kevin. This is his sense of humor exactly.

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33. You could out-sell Michael any day.

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34. Really?

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35. I've seen some of your spreadsheets.

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36. I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.

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37. Are you married?

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38. At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.

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39. Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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40. I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.

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41. Really? Well, I hope I do.

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42. Nothing for me?

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43. Are we out of jobs?

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44. The very best of luck to you, Dwight.

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45. I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.

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46. Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.

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47. Can you put that down there?

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48. No. Thanks. We'd... have to explain everything, it's probably just easier if we do it ourselves.

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49. I guess I wouldn't mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys.

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50. You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father because he was a very strict disciplinarian. I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities.

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51. Okay. I think five plain and one veggie should be fine.

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52. No.

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53. Absolutely not.

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54. Fine. The first lesson we'll teach children will be about obesity.

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55. I'm the head accountant.

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56. I can't set that kind of precedent. She's a bright girl. She'd see right through that.

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57. One thirty. I'm sorry, are we boring you?

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58. No. This is a closed door meeting.

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59. You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. ...It's probably nothing, though.

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60. Bologna? I don't eat bologna.

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61. No.

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62. No.

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63. Oh. Thank you.

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64. What are--- it's... the party planning committee.

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65. Fine.

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66. Yes... but don't expect any cookie.

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67. [whispering]

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68. No one cares about your birthday. Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer.

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69. I'm not afraid of dying. I know where I'm going. But if I were Kevin, I might be terrified. Gluttony.

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70. I understand.

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71. [smiles knowingly]

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72. I don't take any prescription drugs.

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73. [Gives Dwight a knowing look]

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74. No, not at all.

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75. Do you want to give Michael your urine?

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76. You're not going to get my permission on this.

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77. I look forward to drug testing. I used to get a runner's high, which is why now I swim.

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78. I didn't get mine yet.

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79. Can we go? I have a lot of work to do.

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80. Can we just skip to whatever number 5 is - win/win or whatever?

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81. I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor.

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82. That's... no...

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83. How about, I leave it up?

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84. But, it...

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85. Oh. Thanks.

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86. It was hand delivered. But, I did get a Save The Date after all. It's not my taste.

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87. You already did me.

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88. Yes, that's the problem.

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89. What?

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90. You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.

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91. We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?

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92. Good evening, Dwight. What is this?

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93. Then roll an eight.

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94. Good luck, Dwight.

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95. It explains so much.

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96. Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace... and I want to throw up. It's terribly loud. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on. He's so talented.

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97. Watching some of your friends.

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98. Judges and juries!

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99. Sign.

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100. But I don't understand. It's for managers.

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