Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 13)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 13 of 17

1. No. Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.

   Season 8 · Episode 10 · Quote 48570

2. Andy, you want us to buy our own paper?

   Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 48782

3. Yeah, it is, Andy.

   Season 8 · Episode 11 · Quote 49030

4. Oh, it is warm.

   Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49082

5. Dwight! Oh my gosh! Dwight!

   Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49141

6. You're in my way!

   Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49197

7. We're in the pool!

   Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49259

8. Oh, it is warm.

   Season 8 · Episode 12 · Quote 49308

9. Yes?

   Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49412

10. Oh... I don't- I don't want any- what are you guys doing here?

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49415

11. Hey.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49421

12. No, you will not.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49494

13. Mm-hmm.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49496

14. Nine pounds? Really? I thought you said five. You know what? I was under so many drugs, I felt like I was at a James Taylor concert or something, oh. So, what did you bring?

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49499

15. Aw, preemie pajamas!

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49502

16. No, I think he came early just so he could wear these. Thank you.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49504

17. Shh.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49524

18. It's fine. Pajamas aren't supposed to be baggy, right? It's not the barrio.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49526

19. Ah!

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49528

20. Really?

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49530

21. Fine, God. Philip was conceived nine months ago.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49532

22. The senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor and there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49534

23. Right. Um, point is, Philip was conceived out of wedlock.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49536

24. And now you all know, but you can never tell. I'm serious.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49538

25. Dwight?

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49553

26. He's hungry.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49559

27. No, you don't have to. I'm going to wear this cover.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49561

28. You won't see-

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49563

29. Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49621

30. That is completely untrue.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49623

31. I did not. Uh-uh.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49626

32. That didn't happen.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49628

33. No! Stop it!

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49630

34. Dwight.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49632

35. And even if it did, it's just a coincidence.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49634

36. I will not.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49636

37. I will not, it's not-

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38. Yes, yes. He's sleeping.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49642

39. Sure. Watch the head, watch the head.

    Season 8 · Episode 13 · Quote 49644

40. Hello everyone! Remember little old me. Hi!

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49729

41. I wanted to come back to work. Not everybody needs some long luxurious Parisian maternity leave.

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49731

42. Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros. Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me so I made some treats. I've got brownies and magic cookie bars.

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49735

43. I don't know what that is, Pam. I made a batch with no nuts, special for you Kevin, right here.

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49740

44. Babies sleep a lot Pam, if you feed them enough. Brownie Pam?

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49742

45. I wouldn't know, I'm watching my weight. Ugh.

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49744

46. Ok, it's obvious Andy picked the people that are least important to the office.

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49856

47. My baby is not a monster!

    Season 8 · Episode 14 · Quote 49858

48. So cute.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50256

49. News flash - If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50259

50. That is where we disagree.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50261

51. My Phillip is crawling.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50264

52. No one said 'you must have two'

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50269

53. No thank you.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50271

54. Stop it.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50307

55. Stop it.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50309

56. Paid.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50350

57. Is this spicy?

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50406

58. 1434-967, paid.

    Season 8 · Episode 16 · Quote 50558

59. Black eye, Meredith.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50640

60. Yes.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50665

61. Why would you care what the police think of our neighborhood?

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50669

62. Yes.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50674

63. Can I please leave? I have a rape flute.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50712

64. Good point? What is a tub of electricity?

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50826

65. Great! I think Kelly should attack Toby.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50830

66. Thanks.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50833

67. Let's go Kelly.

    Season 8 · Episode 17 · Quote 50836

68. So, he's alive.

    Season 8 · Episode 18 · Quote 50856

69. Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.

    Season 8 · Episode 18 · Quote 50858

70. Ugh.

    Season 8 · Episode 18 · Quote 50927

71. Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?

    Season 8 · Episode 19 · Quote 51245

72. Cause we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51389

73. We should do it right here in the break room.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51460

74. Pam, we have a great idea.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51539

75. We're going to have the fluorescent lights flickering. It's gonna make everyone sick.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51541

76. Okay.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51543

77. I knew she'd crack! I wanted to leave you out, you know.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51545

78. Nobody's named Monday.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51579

79. Nellie is terrific, but to be honest, every day I imagine how happy I'd be if Pam died.

    Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51615

80. On it!

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51768

81. You got it.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51777

82. What are you doing?

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51844

83. Stop that! Dwight! Stop that, stop it.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51846

84. Ugh.

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51875

85. Ugh. Eww!

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51951

86. Oh God!

    Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51953

87. Robert! The senator was going to wear dark brown tonight... I'm sure it will be fine.

    Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52013

88. My husband is sponsoring a fundraiser tonight for local dog shelters! Robert California bought two tables for everyone here! These people were lucky to get seats because it is going to be a who's who of the northern 22nd district!

    Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52014

89. We think you might kill Robert.

    Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52027

90. Robert, the senator and I wanted to stop by and say hello.

    Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52047

91. : Hello! Hello, my clucking hens. Got room for another in the roost? Huh? Don't worry, I won't lay an egg.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52381

92. : Robert sent me to take over if Pam fails. If?

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52382

93. : I have been crunching numbers all day. Math is for boys. I need girl talk.

    Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52383

94. No thank you.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52532

95. Uh, what? Why? Uh, hi honey. What- how are you doing?

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52623

96. Heh.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52626

97. Dwight.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52630

98. No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52633

99. I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing to, um, get a sample of my baby's DNA to prove he's the father. Which... is impossible... because the senator is the only man I've ever been with.

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52634

100. See the duckie!

     Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52635