Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 13)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. No. Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.

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2. Andy, you want us to buy our own paper?

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3. Yeah, it is, Andy.

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4. Oh, it is warm.

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5. Dwight! Oh my gosh! Dwight!

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6. You're in my way!

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7. We're in the pool!

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8. Oh, it is warm.

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9. Yes?

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10. Oh... I don't- I don't want any- what are you guys doing here?

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11. Hey.

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12. No, you will not.

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13. Mm-hmm.

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14. Nine pounds? Really? I thought you said five. You know what? I was under so many drugs, I felt like I was at a James Taylor concert or something, oh. So, what did you bring?

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15. Aw, preemie pajamas!

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16. No, I think he came early just so he could wear these. Thank you.

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17. Shh.

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18. It's fine. Pajamas aren't supposed to be baggy, right? It's not the barrio.

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19. Ah!

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20. Really?

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21. Fine, God. Philip was conceived nine months ago.

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22. The senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor and there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata.

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23. Right. Um, point is, Philip was conceived out of wedlock.

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24. And now you all know, but you can never tell. I'm serious.

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25. Dwight?

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26. He's hungry.

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27. No, you don't have to. I'm going to wear this cover.

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28. You won't see-

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29. Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby.

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30. That is completely untrue.

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31. I did not. Uh-uh.

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32. That didn't happen.

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33. No! Stop it!

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34. Dwight.

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35. And even if it did, it's just a coincidence.

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36. I will not.

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37. I will not, it's not-

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38. Yes, yes. He's sleeping.

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39. Sure. Watch the head, watch the head.

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40. Hello everyone! Remember little old me. Hi!

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41. I wanted to come back to work. Not everybody needs some long luxurious Parisian maternity leave.

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42. Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros. Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me so I made some treats. I've got brownies and magic cookie bars.

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43. I don't know what that is, Pam. I made a batch with no nuts, special for you Kevin, right here.

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44. Babies sleep a lot Pam, if you feed them enough. Brownie Pam?

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45. I wouldn't know, I'm watching my weight. Ugh.

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46. Ok, it's obvious Andy picked the people that are least important to the office.

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47. My baby is not a monster!

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48. So cute.

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49. News flash - If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid.

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50. That is where we disagree.

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51. My Phillip is crawling.

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52. No one said 'you must have two'

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53. No thank you.

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54. Stop it.

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55. Stop it.

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56. Paid.

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57. Is this spicy?

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58. 1434-967, paid.

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59. Black eye, Meredith.

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60. Yes.

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61. Why would you care what the police think of our neighborhood?

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62. Yes.

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63. Can I please leave? I have a rape flute.

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64. Good point? What is a tub of electricity?

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65. Great! I think Kelly should attack Toby.

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66. Thanks.

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67. Let's go Kelly.

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68. So, he's alive.

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69. Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.

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70. Ugh.

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71. Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?

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72. Cause we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business.

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73. We should do it right here in the break room.

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74. Pam, we have a great idea.

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75. We're going to have the fluorescent lights flickering. It's gonna make everyone sick.

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76. Okay.

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77. I knew she'd crack! I wanted to leave you out, you know.

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78. Nobody's named Monday.

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79. Nellie is terrific, but to be honest, every day I imagine how happy I'd be if Pam died.

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80. On it!

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81. You got it.

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82. What are you doing?

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83. Stop that! Dwight! Stop that, stop it.

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84. Ugh.

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85. Ugh. Eww!

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86. Oh God!

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87. Robert! The senator was going to wear dark brown tonight... I'm sure it will be fine.

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88. My husband is sponsoring a fundraiser tonight for local dog shelters! Robert California bought two tables for everyone here! These people were lucky to get seats because it is going to be a who's who of the northern 22nd district!

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89. We think you might kill Robert.

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90. Robert, the senator and I wanted to stop by and say hello.

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91. : Hello! Hello, my clucking hens. Got room for another in the roost? Huh? Don't worry, I won't lay an egg.

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92. : Robert sent me to take over if Pam fails. If?

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93. : I have been crunching numbers all day. Math is for boys. I need girl talk.

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94. No thank you.

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95. Uh, what? Why? Uh, hi honey. What- how are you doing?

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96. Heh.

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97. Dwight.

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98. No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day.

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99. I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing to, um, get a sample of my baby's DNA to prove he's the father. Which... is impossible... because the senator is the only man I've ever been with.

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100. See the duckie!

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