Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 16)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 16 of 17

1. Ahh! Dwight!

   Season 9 · Episode 16 · Quote 57007

2. What? What is it?

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3. Dwight, that's awful.

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4. What do you mean by 'poisoned'?

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5. Ok, well I'm very sorry about your aunt.

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6. But I don't see how this is my problem.

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7. Ugh.

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8. Gah.

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9. It's fine.

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10. Ugh! God, I can't. OK, I'll-

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11. I'll help you!

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12. Ugh.

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13. Hello Aunt Shirley.

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14. Oh, God.

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15. Yes. How would you like a nice warm bath?

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16. Ow!

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17. No. No.

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18. No.

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19. Gosh, she drank so much. And so quickly.

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20. Spray her down?

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21. You have to use chains?

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22. Dwight!

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23. No! No!

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24. Dwight, I am not gonna hose your aunt down like some animal.

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25. No Dwight!

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26. No, Dwight!

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27. No Dwight, I won't-

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28. I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath and a haircut like a lady! And you two are gonna shut up about it! Do you have a bathtub?

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29. Good.

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30. Oh hush. Loose braids reflect a loose character. Now stay still.

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31. I think your hair is much too long for your age, by the way.

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32. There.

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33. You're welcome. Would you like some stew?

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34. Mmhm.

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35. Is it any good?

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36. Thank you.

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37. Oh, um actually uh, we are just friends.

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38. It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon. Dwight, Dwight.

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39. No, Dwight. The Senator.

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40. I can't be your monkey, Dwight.

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41. I made a vow. I gave my word.

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42. Good night, D.

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43. Do they even have a bakery anymore?

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44. Kevin, you can do this.

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45. Uh-huh.

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46. What, Pam?

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47. He's gone. It's just a cupcake now.

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48. Kevin?

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49. Some of us got both.

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50. No.

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51. Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy go out there and fire her?

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52. Here you go. And good for you Dwight, I'm so glad you found someone. I bet she's got kind eyes.

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53. Dwight is dating a brussel sprout farmer named Esther. She's coming here this afternoon with her father. Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart!

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54. Your screen is all black. You just unplugged your computer.

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55. I bet she does. I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big strong teeth.

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56. Yes.

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57. I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that....thing.

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58. What about me? 'Klokken tre pige'

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59. What? Why would they...wait a second, wait a second! What was that? Oh! I didn't know they were filming then!

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60. Oh my god.

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61. There was much more secret filming than I expected. But I am fine with it, I mean it. I am.

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62. Come on!

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63. Oscar.

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64. I think we need to figure out what's going on. I might just take a little walk.

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65. We need to know more. Did their shots have sound? What exactly did they get on tape?

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66. Alright, how much have you revealed on camera about your relationship with the senator?

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67. Oh! He was dressed like Ronald Reagan!

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68. God!

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69. Oh! Stop it! Stop kissing him! Someone needs to call and warn him. This could ruin his career.

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70. Call him!

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71. Call him!

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72. Call him! Call him!

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73. No you go. Hi honey!

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74. It's Angela and Oscar.

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75. Just a few quick things.

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76. Oh you look so handsome! Very presidential.

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77. Yeah.

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78. Yeah!

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79. Yes and I cheated on you with Dwight, it looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it.

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80. I think we're good.

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81. Bye!

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82. Love you! God.

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83. Thank you, Stan. Oh, honey. Look, I just want our life to get back to normal. Ribbon cuttings, charity balls.

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84. All right, if I have to be the good wife, I'll be the best damn wife there is. Correction. Best darn wife. Sorry, I'm a better wife than that.

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85. [gasps]

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86. [gags]

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87. Oh my god!

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88. Nellie you didn't tell us we could win money.

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89. Me? Oh, I'm fine. I mean, sure, times are leaner now that I'm separated from the Senator. But my new studio apartment is just fine for me.. and Phillip... and Tinky... and Crinklepuss, and Bandit 2, and Pawlick Baggins, and Lady Aragorn and their 10 kittens.

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90. Come here, come here. Let's go.

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91. I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it. And if I went back now, when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm, I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about that try to bag a farmer.

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92. Really? Thank you.

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93. Was Dwight rooting for me? Hmm. I hadn't noticed.

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94. Come on Clark.

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95. No you can't baby! Good luck.

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96. Whoo!

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97. Oh my god! Oh my god. Ok it's your turn. [Toby crumples plane and steps aside.

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98. Yes!

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99. Thank you. Oh god!

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100. Don't you dare tank this.

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