Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 15)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 15 of 17

1. What is this?

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2. You don't carry it with you?

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3. Obviously.

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4. Okay, so everything you need to know about the target is in here.

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5. Murder.

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6. What if they deserved it?

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7. They're sleeping with my husband.

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8. Thank you.

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9. No, no, no. It has to be physical. I want this person to suffer.

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10. Yes, a knee-capping could work.

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11. You said you would be there for me.

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12. It's the only thing that will make this right.

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13. Oh, thanks, Oscar. You're such an angel.

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14. What? Why did you call me out here?

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15. I don't know what you're talking about.

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16. Fine! It's Oscar. So what?

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17. Exactly, a friend. Someone who sits next to you year after year, making chitchat and smiling, and all the while running behind your back and defiling your marriage and seducing your husband.

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18. Well, you might be right. But it's too late now.

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19. He's here.

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20. No, not him, not him. Outside. Outside.

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21. You know, there's doughnuts in the break room.

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22. You deserved every bit of it! You made my husband gay.

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23. No. No.

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24. Well are you gonna let go of it? Because part of the blame is definitely on you.

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25. God!

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26. You were supposed to be my friend.

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27. I feel so stupid. I sit next to him every day.

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28. Jazz is stupid! I mean, just play the right notes!

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29. I don't like your friend Trevor.

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30. My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.

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31. Well, he didn't fight me hard on it.

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32. What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?

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33. Is it called red-vining?

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34. People red vine.

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35. No.

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36. Oh, right, like I'm responsible 'cause I'm in charge of the party planning committee.

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37. Don't blame me for something we all forgot.

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38. No!

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39. No.

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40. No, no, no.

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41. Party planning cimmittee, emgergency meeting. Now.

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42. No. I don't want my name attached to this party.

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43. Please just take my name off of everything.

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44. Huh.

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45. Kevin. Kevin! Aaah. Stop it!

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46. Oh God, Meredith, lice? Did you not sign a pledge to shower?

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47. Dwight!

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48. Geez Meredith, you know, this is an office not one of your bean bag orgies.

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49. Ew! Oh.

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50. Oh, no no no no no. I have not yet begun to shame.

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51. What do we do about our heads?

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52. Excuse me?

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53. Oh.

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54. We don't want it to last longer. It's horrible.

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55. Okay. Oh, thank you.

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56. Oscar, do you want to be my partner?

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57. You don't want bugs. You know? Who knows where those bugs will end up?

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58. Oh my God.

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59. Well, a lot of good your sorrys are doing her now, Pam. She's a monster.

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60. Sorry.

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61. Oops.

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62. No, I don't' no.

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63. Can't I just agree without putting my hand in?

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64. Oh, fine.

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65. Ugh!

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66. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!

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67. Stop it!

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68. Stop it Kevin!

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69. Kevin!

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70. I don't get the point of this stupid window!

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71. Oh, my head is killing me. Does anyone have a baby asprin?

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72. Shut up!

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73. Yeah!

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74. What's going on?

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75. Dwight! Down, Dwight! Dwight!

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76. I have no information. But I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you.

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77. Well, I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy.

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78. Yes. And he didn't like it.

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79. Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... with that.

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80. Oscar, don't rub it in. I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child.

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81. I don't want to sit near any of those people for the next 20 years. Someone say something.

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82. Excuse me, everyone. Is it OK if I leave early from work today? It's Phillip's first birthday and the senator and I are hosting a party at our house.

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83. No. No children. Our house is not kid-friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, ew. It will mostly be campaign donors.

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84. No, no, please. You know, actually, none of you could even really make the cut for this thing. Which I am so sad about.

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85. What?

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86. I'm his! His... wife.

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87. We agreed that you wouldn't be seen with him in public. It's humiliating for me. Well, if you get to bring a stud, maybe I do too.

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88. Hey!

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89. Exciting news. There's room for one more at my son's birthday event. And, I want you.

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90. What? Wait. The state transportation secretary will be there. You could sell your beet salt idea to the highway people.

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91. No.

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92. Aw, crap.

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93. Oh, Robert, you're horrible. Simon, Maxine. Who let you guys in here?

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94. He's blocking me.

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95. He put you right in front of me?

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96. It was all my fault.

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97. They have a nail salon there where I get my feet detailed. They use a watch repair kit.

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98. Yes, well, as you know, we get paid on Fridays. And you haven't been here for 12 Fridays.

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99. It's a bonus check. For you. From Wallace. Because the branch exceeded it's targets over the past quarter.

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100. Uh-huh.

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