Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 14)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

1,694 quotes · page 14 of 17

1. No. No. I like the baby's hair the way it is.

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52638

2. Uh-uh, leave us alone.

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52651

3. Dwight, we're fine!

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52654

4. Oh no.

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52656

5. I think we have all the shots we need. Thank you, Dwight.

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52676

6. No! Dwight! Give me the diaper! Dwight!

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52678

7. No! God, Mose! God!

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52756

8. Get out of the car! Get out! Where is he?

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52758

9. Yes! Tell me! Tell me where he is! Mose, damn it! Where did he go? Mose! Get back here!

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52760

10. Where is it?

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52787

11. How long does it take to get the results?

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52789

12. You're gonna wait here?

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52791

13. Dwight, I can't do this. Dwight!

    Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52793

14. I told you

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52802

15. Well, I need to give my cat up for adoption.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52865

16. No, the one with the long hair and the denim pants, Comstock! Ok, look. He's such a special kitty. I just want to find him a good home. He loves those pants

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52868

17. Please, after the turtle?

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52870

18. Oscar, Oscar, will you take him?

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52872

19. If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52874

20. Attention everyone. Comstock is still available. Oscar has been flirting with adopting him. But still hasn't given me a definite yes or no.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52922

21. Fine. For any interested candidates, I will be conducting 20 minute interviews. My ideal situation would an independently wealthy cute couple with a strong commitment to education. Black or white, I'm fine with either, but not both. Listen, you're in this, but you need to wow me, ok?

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52924

22. Why do you want this cat?

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52977

23. How would you support the cat? What are your ambitions?

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24. Have you taken any concrete steps?

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 52981

25. Allergies.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53000

26. No, the baby. Please, it's my husband's favorite cat. He's broken up about it. It's the only time I've seen him cry other than our wedding night.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53002

27. Really? Oh, Oscar, thank you!

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53004

28. Yay! Oh, poor Robert. He won't get to say goodbye. He has this business dinner tonight

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53006

29. Please don't teach the cat French.

    Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53008

30. Um, you have diabetes, Stanley. I'm sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53083

31. The senator and I still have mystery. I'm always waiting to see what he's gonna surprise me with next.

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32. Language.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53190

33. Oh!

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53197

34. OK, I have one. I have one.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53204

35. Kevin, stop it with that question.

    Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53206

36. Has she done the pageant circuit?

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37. Ew.

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53478

38. Stop it! Stop it! You're frightening me!

    Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53491

39. Ooh!

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53680

40. Oh my god!

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53682

41. I, I need to get to the paper please.

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53704

42. So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53768

43. Oh!

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53849

44. The senator will be joining us later.

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 53906

45. No, it wasn't.

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 53908

46. And I told Phyllis not to put it out, but she insisted. So, anyway... Hi! Oh, Oscar, remember my husband, the senator?

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54009

47. Wait a second, who designed this spread? The sweets and savories are all mixed together. This is mayhem!

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54012

48. You know what? This is outrageous. I have to find Phyllis. You two talk, okay? Sorry babe.. Phyllis!

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54016

49. They lost me when they sang 'Monster Mash'. That song obviously glorifies the occult.

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54137

50. Jammed. This day couldn't get worse.

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54208

51. What does that mean?

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54210

52. Kevin, we're out of 11-38 forms. Did you order more?

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54240

53. I don't know why I'm surprised. Literally nothing you do could surprise me anymore.

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54242

54. That doesn't surprise me.

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54244

55. The Senator is exhausted. This campaign is wearing him out.

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54277

56. That man he's up against is so dirty. And the senator's just pushing back as hard as he can.

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54279

57. What?

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54281

58. Anyways, last night he was tired and just wanted a little Mexican brought in.

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54283

59. Why on earth would you think you were getting a promotion?

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54417

60. Honey! What are you doing here?

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54419

61. Oscar? What is going on? What was that?

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54422

62. Hi.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54521

63. Spring cleaning?

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54523

64. I think the senator is having an affair.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54525

65. I think the senator is having an affair.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54527

66. When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54529

67. And he's always at the yoga studio. He never misses the noon class - it's Hot Yoga with Blake.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54531

68. I don't know.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54533

69. Right.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54535

70. Right?

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54537

71. What?

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54539

72. Which one is the instructor? There all fatties.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54615

73. Where?

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54617

74. Oh my God! She's so stunningly tiny! She's like a petite double zero, for sure. For sure! Holy cow! Look at what they're doing.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54619

75. I've heard of this - dog style. Oh wait. Oh look Oscar, Thumbelina has a boyfriend! And he has a ponytail - ew. I'd like to see that run for office. Oscar, you were right. I had nothing to be worried about. Thank you. Let's go.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54621

76. Ow.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54623

77. Okay, we should go now. Let's go.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54703

78. Wait. Why are you... Oh. are you getting your jollies right now? Can't get enough of the show? Your jollies are all on fire --

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54705

79. What?

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54707

80. Oscar, what is happening here? Why would you say you think the senator might be gay?

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54733

81. Look, look, look. Here he comes. Here he comes. What is he doing?

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54735

82. Oh. Oh.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54737

83. Oscar... can I ask you a question?

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54750

84. Is it cool in here to you?

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54752

85. I think the thermostat is acting up again.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54754

86. Thank you.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54756

87. Meet me in the old place, five minutes. I need you.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54773

88. Ugh!

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54774

89. Dwight, it's not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54776

90. Just put them on! Put on your clothes. I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. Ugh.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54778

91. My marriage is in danger. I don't know who I can trust. I need someone to be there for me.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54780

92. Something like that.

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93. Can you arrange a meeting?

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94. Okay.

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95. Okay.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54788

96. Okay.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54790

97. Ow! Dwight! Ow!

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54820

98. God!

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54822

99. So what are your credentials?

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54825

100. Do you have a gun?

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