Angela Martin Quotes from The Office (page 14)

Head of accounting and of the Party Planning Committee.

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1. No. No. I like the baby's hair the way it is.

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2. Uh-uh, leave us alone.

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3. Dwight, we're fine!

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4. Oh no.

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5. I think we have all the shots we need. Thank you, Dwight.

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6. No! Dwight! Give me the diaper! Dwight!

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7. No! God, Mose! God!

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8. Get out of the car! Get out! Where is he?

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9. Yes! Tell me! Tell me where he is! Mose, damn it! Where did he go? Mose! Get back here!

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10. Where is it?

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11. How long does it take to get the results?

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12. You're gonna wait here?

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13. Dwight, I can't do this. Dwight!

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14. I told you

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15. Well, I need to give my cat up for adoption.

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16. No, the one with the long hair and the denim pants, Comstock! Ok, look. He's such a special kitty. I just want to find him a good home. He loves those pants

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17. Please, after the turtle?

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18. Oscar, Oscar, will you take him?

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19. If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.

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20. Attention everyone. Comstock is still available. Oscar has been flirting with adopting him. But still hasn't given me a definite yes or no.

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21. Fine. For any interested candidates, I will be conducting 20 minute interviews. My ideal situation would an independently wealthy cute couple with a strong commitment to education. Black or white, I'm fine with either, but not both. Listen, you're in this, but you need to wow me, ok?

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22. Why do you want this cat?

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23. How would you support the cat? What are your ambitions?

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24. Have you taken any concrete steps?

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25. Allergies.

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26. No, the baby. Please, it's my husband's favorite cat. He's broken up about it. It's the only time I've seen him cry other than our wedding night.

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27. Really? Oh, Oscar, thank you!

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28. Yay! Oh, poor Robert. He won't get to say goodbye. He has this business dinner tonight

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29. Please don't teach the cat French.

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30. Um, you have diabetes, Stanley. I'm sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?

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31. The senator and I still have mystery. I'm always waiting to see what he's gonna surprise me with next.

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32. Language.

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33. Oh!

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34. OK, I have one. I have one.

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35. Kevin, stop it with that question.

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36. Has she done the pageant circuit?

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37. Ew.

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38. Stop it! Stop it! You're frightening me!

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39. Ooh!

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40. Oh my god!

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41. I, I need to get to the paper please.

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42. So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?

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43. Oh!

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44. The senator will be joining us later.

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45. No, it wasn't.

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46. And I told Phyllis not to put it out, but she insisted. So, anyway... Hi! Oh, Oscar, remember my husband, the senator?

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47. Wait a second, who designed this spread? The sweets and savories are all mixed together. This is mayhem!

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48. You know what? This is outrageous. I have to find Phyllis. You two talk, okay? Sorry babe.. Phyllis!

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49. They lost me when they sang 'Monster Mash'. That song obviously glorifies the occult.

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50. Jammed. This day couldn't get worse.

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51. What does that mean?

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52. Kevin, we're out of 11-38 forms. Did you order more?

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53. I don't know why I'm surprised. Literally nothing you do could surprise me anymore.

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54. That doesn't surprise me.

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55. The Senator is exhausted. This campaign is wearing him out.

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56. That man he's up against is so dirty. And the senator's just pushing back as hard as he can.

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57. What?

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58. Anyways, last night he was tired and just wanted a little Mexican brought in.

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59. Why on earth would you think you were getting a promotion?

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60. Honey! What are you doing here?

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61. Oscar? What is going on? What was that?

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62. Hi.

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63. Spring cleaning?

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64. I think the senator is having an affair.

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65. I think the senator is having an affair.

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66. When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.

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67. And he's always at the yoga studio. He never misses the noon class - it's Hot Yoga with Blake.

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68. I don't know.

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69. Right.

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70. Right?

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71. What?

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72. Which one is the instructor? There all fatties.

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73. Where?

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74. Oh my God! She's so stunningly tiny! She's like a petite double zero, for sure. For sure! Holy cow! Look at what they're doing.

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75. I've heard of this - dog style. Oh wait. Oh look Oscar, Thumbelina has a boyfriend! And he has a ponytail - ew. I'd like to see that run for office. Oscar, you were right. I had nothing to be worried about. Thank you. Let's go.

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76. Ow.

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77. Okay, we should go now. Let's go.

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78. Wait. Why are you... Oh. are you getting your jollies right now? Can't get enough of the show? Your jollies are all on fire --

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79. What?

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80. Oscar, what is happening here? Why would you say you think the senator might be gay?

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81. Look, look, look. Here he comes. Here he comes. What is he doing?

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82. Oh. Oh.

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83. Oscar... can I ask you a question?

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84. Is it cool in here to you?

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85. I think the thermostat is acting up again.

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86. Thank you.

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87. Meet me in the old place, five minutes. I need you.

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88. Ugh!

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89. Dwight, it's not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on.

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90. Just put them on! Put on your clothes. I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. Ugh.

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91. My marriage is in danger. I don't know who I can trust. I need someone to be there for me.

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92. Something like that.

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93. Can you arrange a meeting?

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94. Okay.

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95. Okay.

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96. Okay.

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97. Ow! Dwight! Ow!

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98. God!

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99. So what are your credentials?

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100. Do you have a gun?

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