Andy Bernard Quotes from The Office (page 26)

Cornell graduate, a cappella soloist, the Nard Dog.

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1. I think we've seen enough. You can turn it off now. Yeah turn it off now.

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2. That was awful. Robert I apologize.

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3. What we have here is a classic misunderstanding.

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4. Did you think I was going to fire you? No I wasn't. I'm sorry this must be really uncomfortable for you.

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5. Ok. Erin I think you know I've been dating someone.

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6. And it's getting a little more serious. She's never come by.

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7. No I didn't want her to call because I thought it would be weird. But now it's weird that she's not calling.

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8. Thirty-one.

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9. Hey everybody it's closing time. You don't got to go home but you can't stay here.

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10. Closing time.

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11. Every office needs an end of the day tradition. Something to tell you the day is over. Otherwise, you go home and the night just feels like more day. It's weird.

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12. Closing time

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13. One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey and beer.

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14. Come on pam!

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15. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me hooo'hooome! You know what fine! I try to start fun traditions for you guys, but if you don't want to sing' no traditions!

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16. Whose your favorite iron chef?

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17. You go first.

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18. Well the monitoring software is a double edged sword. Sometimes'

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19. Umpf'that's not good. Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb out there.

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20. They're both Kevin. Oscar is the Sex and the City gang and Angela, if you can picture'

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21. I would agree with that.

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22. End the mistakes, easy-

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23. I would like that.

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24. What do you got?

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25. Sounds controversial.

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26. Do not go there! You're the deuce I never want to drop.

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27. Go do the voodoo that you do so well.

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28. Mmhmmm.

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29. Hi guys. I just wanted to say that, you all have been doing amazing work., really.

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30. And I'd like to add that your work has been a little sloppy. So, Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call'Dwight'

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31. If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens like we block Minesweeper.

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32. Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean the thing about this office is, we make a lot of mistakes.

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33. Alright everybody, looks like we need to be getting to work. Be extra careful. Double check everything or the accountability booster will getcha.

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34. Dwight's our co-worker and he worked really hard on this doomsday device so I'

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35. Alright everybody, you are doing great!

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36. Gahhh. That's five strikes.

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37. Dwight we got five strikes.

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38. Did the email go out or'

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39. Well, th- There's gotta be a way to stop it.

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40. Ok! Dwight you may now enter your password.

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41. What?!

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42. Nn no.

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43. No!

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44. Some of us should go there and talk some sense into him. Get him to stop that email.

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45. Pam, you should come with me. Dwight really likes you and your breasts are enormous that could help us.

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46. Kevin has that lovability.

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47. Jim, I want you to go find Robert just be where he is in case that email goes out at five. You can try to delete it or something.

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48. Gotcha something. And, uh, I just really want to talk to you-

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49. Well now hold on it, it-

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50. Where you going?

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51. Dwight, there's just a small matter of a-

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52. What are you doing? It's 5 to 5.

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53. That's insane!

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54. Trust you, like I trusted Dwight this morning.

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55. Enngh-

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56. Oh!

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57. Let's not make any mistakes today. Or at least no more than four.

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58. Robert, do you wanna smoke pipes during our meeting?

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59. Yes. Of course. Erin..[throws pipes at Erin]

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60. Yeah?

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61. I don't think so.

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62. Yeah. I'm still figuring out the two man bobsled here, so let's hold off on the D-man for now.

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63. Erin.

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64. In two minutes I want you to come into this meeting and tell me I have a really important phone call. I'm not going to take it because I want him to know how important the meeting is to me.

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65. Nobody. Just say that I'm- Just make it up that I have a phone call. And then I'm going to refuse to take it.

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66. Just make up a phone call. It's not a real call. Make it up.

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67. And come and tell me. Doesn't matter what it is.

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68. I'm not going to take it. And then he's going to be like 'whoa this is a really important meeting'.

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69. Okay.

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70. Ok, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now and I'll tell you how we can beat it.

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71. Yeah.

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72. I'm sorry ' I'm with a very important client. It'll have to wait.

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73. There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting.

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74. I don't think she's dead.

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75. She's not dead. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls.

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76. Yeah. Um line 1?

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77. Hi.

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78. Ooh, gosh!

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79. Officer.

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80. Did she have any last words or?

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81. Oh make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.

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82. That is so mom.

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83. Alright thank you officer. Erin please hold all my other calls. Where were we?

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84. I'm delivering it from the fridge. It's like a porno. Hey did anyone order a pizza?

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85. Yeah and we're not about to make love. I just thought maybe you'd want to eat lunch at your desk today so that during lunch we could go down to the warehouse and bang out a few tunes.

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86. Uh you tell me

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87. Ske-be-do-bah-bap-bah-de, ske-be-de-bapa-de-bapa-boopa-dooten-bebe-daten-booray.

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88. Thank you. I think I said doop instead of boop at one point.

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89. Hey Robert, are we meeting early?

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90. Well we're all musicians and we play together sometimes.

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91. Thank you.

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92. Miss no more! What do you play? Join us!

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93. CEOs don't play tambourines. Tambourines are for girlfriends.

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94. Great!

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95. I had totally given up on hanging out with Robert California and now he wants to be in our band! And when you're in a rock and roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life!

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96. Yeah, even cooler.

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97. Yeah, absolutely!

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98. Midnight what?

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99. Did you know that Lisa toured with Chaka Khan?

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100. Well, we are playing. We're all playing together. These are our jam buddies. It's a jam session. We go where the music takes us.

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