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Andy Bernard Quotes from The Office (page 25)

Cornell graduate, a cappella soloist, the Nard Dog.

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  1. Oh, but you had time for a softball clinic, and a Mediterranean cooking class.

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  2. Hey. Here's the thing. Jo saw something in you. She loved you! She gave you a shot and then you stopped pushing. She noticed.

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  3. OK what?

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  4. Ah, OK.

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  5. Yeah. That makes sense. OK. Good, alright.

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  6. What is goin' on?!

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  7. Why is the truck empty?

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  8. No, Jim. Tell us why it's called Senor Loadenstein.

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  9. Yeah? Pretty cool, huh?

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  10. What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices than with an ad campaign? And what better face for an ad campaign than our new regional manager?

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  11. How'd it look?

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  12. No.

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  13. What? Morning, Stanley.

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  14. Erin, how long did we order those billboards for?

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  15. Oh, god. I need you to call the billboard company.

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  16. Which one did you see?

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  17. Yeah, Dwight.

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  18. Now, stated arrival time is 3 p.m.

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  19. It's just a garden party. Sheesh.

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  20. You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party. It's a garden party. You don't need a reason.

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  21. Few other super simple reminders ' no burping, no slurping, when eating take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed. Yes, Darryl?

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  22. I get it, I'm being a little overbearing. But I promise to be underbearing for a week if you guys just all... step it up.

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  23. This is not a picnic, Phyllis, it's a garden party.

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  24. Aw, ew, please don't. Not a barbecue. It's better than a barbecue. It's dignified, quieter, there are rules.

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  25. I'm glad you asked ' Connecticut Casual.

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  26. Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. It was a huge success. Check it out, there's a video online. Heartwarming impromptu father-son duet.

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  27. It's my dad and my brother. I would have joined in but this melody doesn't really support another harmony part, so... Check it out, that's my brother's boss. Look how psyched he is, he's having an awesome time.

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  28. Yeah, of course. Ye... I mean, uh, yeah, I think he did.

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  29. See you all there at 3 p.m., Connecticut Casual, remember your manners, and have a wonderful time.

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  30. Ooh, that sounds great.

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  31. Sure.

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  32. Uh, I'll hear the other one.

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  33. You know, the marmalade sounds great.

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  34. Then the basil will be fine.

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  35. How's it going over here, guys?

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  36. Didn't mean to bother you, Mabel. Mabel, Mabel, if you're able, keep your elbows off the table.

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  37. Well, technically FOR Andy.

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  38. I don't know how you got there.

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  39. This branch, I'm the regional manager.

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  40. Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy. Now, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves, which, as a matter of fact, they did, last week. They threw one for my baby brother who is totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.

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  41. Can I introduce you around now?

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  42. What are you going to see?

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  43. What??

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  44. I didn't know you were going to be here.

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  45. Welcome.

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  46. Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, Mom and Dad.

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  47. Oh, I thought you were going to bring marmalade.

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  48. So pretty today.

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  49. Yeah, um, it would be weird if the boss man didn't make a toast, so, hang on. Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming, and to raise a glass to my amazing staff.

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  50. Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back. It just goes round and round. That's my favorite part about toasts, the reciprocity.

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  51. Let's hear from you guys, who do you want to toast?

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  52. You can't triple toast somebody! At least not until we get everyone once.

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  53. Yeah, yeah.

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  54. Some of you know that we have an internet star in our midst. Mr. Walter Baynes Bernard Sr., please report to the stage!

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  55. Ah, come on!

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  56. Yes!

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  57. Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets?

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  58. Saying I love you is not the words...

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  59. Yeah?

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  60. Right, it feels strange.

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  61. Saying I love... Saying I love you...

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  62. Is anyone filming this? Seriously! Erin!

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  63. Cheers! Alright! Cheers, cheers, cheers, get your own guitar.

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  64. Hello, Cece Halpert? This is Andrew Bernard. I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs. That wasn't even my worst sales call.

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  65. I don't know, I just thought if I could throw this great garden party and show you how respected I am that you'd be proud of me.

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  66. I know, I know that you're proud of me.

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  67. Hey everybody, I'm gonna leave and I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.

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  68. Um, cheeseburger.

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  69. Thanks, Oscar.

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  70. Hey guys, getting psyched for the party? Ryan? Can I count on you to wear an understated satirical outfit?

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  71. Awesome.

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  72. Oh, oh, oh, Kevin. I am reminded of a lame but useful saying I learned as a kid. What is the difference between Hors d'oeuvres and the animals on Noah's ark?

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  73. With Hors d'oeuvres we only take one at a time.

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  74. My parents are used to a certain type of class. The people that I work with are a different type of class. One is not better than the other, it's just that maybe one's a little higher than the other?

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  75. Approved!

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  76. Chef from South Park, it's genius!

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  77. I've decided to pre-screen all the Halloween costumes this year. I have three simple rules - don't be offensive, don't be cliche, and don't take the first two rules too seriously.

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  78. Whoa! Aw, spoiler alert.

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  79. Costume vetoed.

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  80. Ah, it's, uh... somebody's already called that.

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  81. Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow.

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  82. Guys, I know, I mean, I wish there could be, too. It's like, I can't choose. They're both amazing. It's just...

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  83. I thought you were at your sister's funeral.

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  84. Um, can I, maybe, squeeze through?

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  85. There you go. Thank you.

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  86. Everybody looking good, this is, this is the best we can do? I'm not judging, I, I think you guys look great, I just... wanna make sure this is the best we can do?

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  87. I just got a text from Broccoli Rob - 'Boo!' Scared me. And then I got this text from Robert California - 'Looking forward to Halloween party. Expectations are high.' Scared the s**t out of me.

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  88. G'day, Pameroo. Could you shoot this off for me?

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  89. Australian accent...

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  90. Hey! Uh-oh, looks like we're under a Jack attack!

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  91. Yes.

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  92. Wow, who shot our grown-up party with a kiddie raygun? We're still getting it set up, it's gonna be really cool.

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  93. Hey. What's up?

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  94. Yeah...

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  95. Um, I just thought you could use some help, you know, because Robert came in and thought the party seemed a little kiddie, and I guess I agreed, and maybe we could mix a little more 13 into the PG.

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  96. Can we talk about it at the end of the day? I gotta call, gotta make a call.

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  97. Yes. I don't know. Mmhmm.

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  98. It really looks great. You did a great job.

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  99. We should still have that talk. Maybe you can come by my office at like 4:45? Cool.

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  100. What's the story?

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