Nard Dog: Every Line from The Office

Michael

I would like you to meet Andrew Bernard. The 'Nard Dog. Who let the 'Nard Dog out?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19328

Andy

It's true, I give a mean backrub. I also do good aromatherapy. Not! You just got 'Nard dogged!

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19331

Andy

Hope you brought your appetitos. My lady. My tuna. A little movie popcorn. Uh, damn it. This movie, a lot of buzz. Not coming out for another six months. Mrs. Albert Hannaday. So, friendship with the Nard-dog has its privileges.

Season 5 · Episode 13 · Quote 26879

Andy

I am single now. What we have here, is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win.

Season 5 · Episode 14 · Quote 27147

Andy

Okay, Okay. Well listen, you're a new client, and as one of my new clients, you will always be taken care of. And that is the Nard-Dog guarantee.

Season 5 · Episode 14 · Quote 27275

Julia

What's a 'Nard-Dog'?

Season 5 · Episode 14 · Quote 27276

Andy

This is the Nard-Dog.

Season 5 · Episode 14 · Quote 27277

Andy

You are murdering the Nard-dog!

Season 5 · Episode 20 · Quote 28757

Dwight

The Nard Dog... what was that all about?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32745

Andy

We got a maybe. It was our first maybe. Going by the Nard Dog curve, I'd say we nailed it.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33152

Andy

I like Erin. There, I said it. I was kinda hoping she would ask me out, but things have not panned out on that front, so... it is time for the Nard Dog to take matters into his own paws.

Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33649

Andy

Please don't read into this card. Yours in professionalism, Nard dog.'

Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35374

Andy

New guy sucks. Calls me the Nard-Man. I'm the Nard-Dog, okay? Nard-man is my father.

Season 7 · Episode 1 · Quote 38459

Andy

Does the Nard-dog want Nard-pups? Yeah. I want a big ol' litter of Nard-pups. All jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put 'em in a box, give 'em to my neighbors. Yeah, I want kids.

Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40178

Andy

Welcome everybody. Awesome to see you guys. My name is Andy Bernard but you can call me The Nard Dog.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42373

Older Woman

Hi Nard Dog. I'm Lu Peachem.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42374

Andy

It's a Nard Dog! That's my nickity-name! I love it, I love it!

Season 8 · Episode 2 · Quote 46264

Oscar

Narddog.

Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46849

Megan

You are one of the good ones, nard dog.

Season 8 · Episode 20 · Quote 51564

Andy

Hey, Jan. Nard dog here.

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Quote 56832

Jan

You know what? You know what, uh, Nard dog? There is an option in the contract that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing. So, I would like to exercise that option.

Season 9 · Episode 15 · Quote 56845

Andy

Stay! We are in the bro-zone layer. Ok? Nard dog, Plop and Clarker Posey, AKA Clarkwork Orange. Here's the sitch: Erin dumped me, natch. But she got rid of my blue sweater, which was her favorite. Is she moving on a little fast, or am I being a total psycho? Plop, you go first.

Season 9 · Episode 16 · Quote 57052

Andy

You know, I don't know anything about karate but I have broken a few boards in my day. Diving boards, at my family pool in Redding. I was an obese child. I never talk about that here, but Nard-dog's outta here, so letting it all hang out!

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58672

All

Nard Dog! Ree-De-De-De-Doo!

Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59671