Andy Bernard Quotes from The Office (page 40)

Cornell graduate, a cappella soloist, the Nard Dog.

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1. Casey Dean!

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2. Yeah.

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3. Andy. What's yours?

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4. Hmm? Um, uh, locking in my starting note. A 440.

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5. A cappella is all about pitch, and I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch.

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6. There's a mole?

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7. What mole? What are you talking about? I already forgot about it.

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8. Yeah! Pour some Sugar Ray on me!

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9. I don't know where it came from.

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10. Yeah. Yeah, it felt good. It felt funny.

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11. I did, I felt it.

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12. Great, more screen time for the war vet. All you gotta do is risk your life for this country and everyone goes gaga for you.

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13. What?

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14. Is this a show about the resiliency of the human spirit? Or is it a show about singing?

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15. Me too. Hold my place in line.

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16. They want feel-good stories? Wait until they get a good feel of me.

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17. Hey, what's goin' on over here? Some sort of singing competition for the young'uns?

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18. No, it's me, Andy!

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19. No, no, no. I'm wearing makeup.

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20. Oh, I took out my lifts.

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21. Yeah, unlike Andy Bernard, this character is my real height.

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22. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

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23. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that. You can't do that, we've all been waiting.

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24. I am going in there! Don't'

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25. Don't'don't'

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26. Don't touch me.

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27. Hi. You're still here. Oh, thank god. Clay Aiken, Santigold, Aaron Rodgers. You're like, my three favorite people ever.

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28. Sweetheart, you're amazing, okay? You're obviously gonna be on the show, so it's someone else's turn now. Yeah, go ahead. All right, my name is Ezra Cornell and I'm just a kindly old fellow with a song in my heart.

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29. Busted. Yes, got it. All right. Tried to get your attention with tricks, but you just want to hear me sing, I respect that.

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30. Nope! Can't end like this. Slept in my car last night, quit my job, burned all my bridges. I went to the bathroom on my boss's car. And I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern.

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31. That's'that's what'yeah. Okay, all right, well, here's the song. Far above Cayuga's waters, with her waves so blue, stands our noble alma mater'

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32. Are you insane? It's the Cornell fight song.

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33. You didn't let me finish. That's not fair.

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34. Wow, you guys are really mean. I guess that's the show. Let me try a different song, okay?

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35. Hey, hobo man, hey, dapper Dan, you both got your style, but, brother, you're never fully dressed without a smile. Yeah. Your clothes may be beau brummelly'

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36. Oh I can so just sit here and cry!

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37. One more for the doc.

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38. Oh. Eh, whatever. No big deal.

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39. Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? American's next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition. And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. Not a very compassionate chord. The clip went viral, as they say

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40. Oh, I can so just sit here and cry!

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41. Two million hits in the first week and then the parodies started. One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it.

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42. After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. Turns out they have a support group. Not really my scene.

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43. Hey-OH!

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44. Yeah.

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45. Thank you. Yeah,

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46. Hey! Aw! A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly.

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47. A little warm.

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48. Okay. Aw. Thank you Phyllis.

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49. Hey!

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50. Didn't I just see you at the airport jumping in a limo?

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51. Hmm.

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52. No I didn't change the number. All good though. Phone never rings.

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53. Surprise!

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54. Hey! Pam!

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55. Mm-hmm.

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56. Aw!

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57. Jim, it's fine. He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that'll go viral.

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58. Yeah, I guess. But things are going well actually. I spoke at Cornell during commencement week. I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke but it was a huge success.

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59. That's how I got my new job in the admissions office.

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60. No. It's a job. Things are going great.

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61. Yes.

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62. I'm sorry guys. This is probably on me. I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral.

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63. I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home.

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64. Ree-De-De-De-Doo!

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65. It's only 6:00. Come on, everybody's going.

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66. You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark. What will you be known for? It might surprise you to learn...

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67. You might feel sorry for me but I actually feel sorry for you. Because you're about to leave Cornell. So say it with me:: Oh, I can so just sit here and cry.

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68. Thanks Dad...Darryl.

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69. I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. Someone should write a song about that.

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