Toby Flenderson Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Human resources, and Michael's least favorite person.

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1. I love it. I love it... I would love a picture of the two of us, to also take to Costa Rica.

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2. No, uh... Does anyone have a camera here? No one has a camera here. Uh...

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3. I'm gonna... I'll go get one. Stay.

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4. What'd you guys do?

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5. Well, we still have to do the exit interview.

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6. Wow, thanks, Michael, I...

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7. Hi Pam. Stay.

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8. I'm Toby.

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9. This place, um...

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10. I've got some ideas, I guess...

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11. Well let me see... I would, uh...

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12. I guess everything's okay.

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13. I made it this far, right? What's the point?

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14. 'Suck on this.'

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15. Thanks, I'm gonna set it to Costa Rica time.

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16. I normally do nothing, I guess. No, you shouldn't-

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17. Hey. Hey, you know, I just realized uh, I don't have a picture of the two of us.

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18. Yeah, could we...

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19. This one right here.

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20. It's digital, so just take as many as you want.

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21. Thanks... Really, Michael?

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22. It's not.

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23. Oh, some kind of... alarm.

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24. This is Jim Halpert...

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25. And Pam Beesly.

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26. You're welcome.

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27. This is a picture I've been carrying around in my wallet for about six years. It's this unspoiled beach in Costa Rica, Playa Grande. Um, I take it out when I get stressed or depressed, and it really calms me down. Never thought I'd get to live here, you know. But it turns out they built these great new condos there, so, this could be me, right around, uh, where the trees used to be.

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28. Hey.

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29. Hey.

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30. Yeah, I guess it will be my, uh, thing in Costa Rica, be a nature photographer.

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31. Yeah. Um, you mind if I get a picture?

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32. Think you could...Okay. Okay.

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33. Uh, no, that's okay.

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34. Okay, okay, I'm going.

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35. Well, uh, okay. Um. It's really great to be here tonight, with the Ferris wheel, the band, and the low sunlight. I'm gonna miss you all when I go to Costa Rica, and if I keep drinking beer like this, I'm gonna have to take a leak-a. Look, on a more personal note, I just want to say thanks, you know, no matter what was going on in my life, you know, my divorce, or the custody battle, or that thing with my sister, it was just nice knowing I had a, a supportive place to come to where...

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36. I'm gonna really miss going to beers with you guys every Tuesday night and lastly, I'd love to urge you to keep up with my fight to have the building checked for radon gas. You know, it's a, it's a real serious matter, and every time I try to have the, uh...

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37. ...building looked into...

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38. Oh, I went zip lining my third day in Costa Rica. I guess the harness wasn't strapped in exactly right. I broke my neck. And, I've been in the hospital five weeks now. I still haven't seen the beach. It's nice to have visitors.

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39. No, but I'm going zip lining tomorrow, through the, through the rainforest, with this cool couple I, I met at my hotel. Wo-woman's amazing...

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40. Hey, is that Michael? Does he miss me? Uh, Oscar? Are you there? Hello?

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41. It was terrible.

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42. I prefer being stuck in a Costa Rican hospital.

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43. Not really.

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44. Hi, Micha-

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45. Well thanks Michael.

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46. Well that's sweet, I missed you guys too.

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47. Well, um, it was amazing. It really was, thanks for asking. Um the beaches were pristine...

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48. ...and, yeah, the whole thing was incredibly cathartic.

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49. It was actually kind of hard to meet people I found.

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50. And uh, yeah, plus it was hot.

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51. Are you all right, Michael?

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52. Hey guys that's really inappropriate.

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53. I'm not going to punch you, Michael.

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54. No, why would I punch you?

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55. Hey, what is this?

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56. Why?

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57. Hey, what's going on? You don't have my permission to do this.

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58. Hey, hey what are- why are you doing this?

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59. Don't search my stuff.

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60. I have a reasonable right to privacy.

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61. Michael!

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62. Oh my God!

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63. That was... I went to Costa Rica for a few months. What is going on?

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64. That is not mine. I have never seen that before.

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65. What is going on here?

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66. Of course not!

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67. I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer, Michael.

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68. Did you?

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69. You know but the police could have been out there you know, catching real criminals instead of here searching my stuff.

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70. I did leave.

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71. Well, I don't see it that way.

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72. What?

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73. We should really have the office's air quality tested. We have radon coming from below, we have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers.

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74. You'll see.

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75. Michael, we are only allowed to talk about Meredith's work performance. We can not ask her to stop drinking.

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76. Michael, We should contact some experts. You don't know what your doing.

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77. Okay you know, this-- this is over.

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78. Sure. Wow. Ow...

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79. Hey Sasha, it's daddy. Have you ever heard of this doll , Princess Unicorn?

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80. No, No, No. No, I'm just curious if you've heard of it.

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81. This is great. My ex-wife's going to be so pissed. For once daddy's gonna be a hero.

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82. Hey, I'd like to buy one of your dolls.

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83. Oh, no, I-- no, no, I was gonna buy that doll.

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84. I was-- I was gonna get the doll.

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85. But I-- I promised my daughter. Darryl, look-- I-- I need the doll, I need the doll. I-- I'm-- I'm begging you. I just-- I need it more than anything in this world. I need this doll. Darryl, man I need this doll.

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86. I only have $200.

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87. Oh man, thanks, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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88. Oh thanks. She's gonna... oh...

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89. No. It's even-- it's even better than the one I wanted.

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90. Michael is like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch. And when it's over you're like... how much time is left on this flight? Now what?

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91. Not much? What's up with you? Nah it's okay. I'm in the bathroom. Hey you been watching Damages this year? It's so good. No, you gotta tune in, it's as good as anything on HBO. Hey does blue go with tan?

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92. I have like, like a blue shirt? I don't wear a lot of colors, I have a lot of tan. Uh huh.

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93. You have to stop.

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94. Can't you just not look at his feet?

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95. Well, I was in the Seminary for a year and dropped out 'cause I wanted to have sex with this girl, Cathy. Followed her to Scranton. Took the first job I could find in H.R. Later she divorced me. So no, I wouldn't say I have a passion for H.R.

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96. I could loan you a pair of socks.

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97. No, they're clean. I was going to wear them to volleyball practice later.

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98. Hey, Meredith. Can I talk to you privately for a second?

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99. Your outfit.

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100. You--you might consider pulling it down a touch. It's ri--it's riding up a little high.

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